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Bama never should have been here. They lost THREE GD GAMES.

So much for the infamous "eye test".

Powell. Now there's a blast from the past. Wonder what that space cadet is doing now.

"Release the Kraken!"

My mind was changed last night.

I used to think the man was just misunderstood by half of America.

Now I see he is legitimately off his fukin meds.

He didn't give off near enough "Get off my lawn!" vibes.

Probably should have done more hollering and definitely LOUDER.

He really does.

But they voted for this addled brain dumbfrick TWICE.

He literally screamed the same old tired BS and the thread is full of "He's on fire!" "Best president EVER!".

LOL

Soundtrack by Kanye West.

Script

Movie opens with "Gold Digger" blaring loudly while Melania writhes and grinds around topless reprising her successful soft core pornograhic career.

Meets Dapper Don and he grabs her by the pussy... it's love at first sight

She then pushes out anchor baby while Don is out porking an actual porn star.

Ending credits roll to "Devil In A New Dress"

THE END

If it acts like a POS.
Tweets like a POS.
Talks like a POS.

Chances are, it's a POS.

Trump really is just a huge POS. He can't help himself.

Did you SEE your teams rushing statistic last night???

Meh. Just call it what it is at this point.

Everyone knows it's basically the Bama Invitationals now. Only team that can lose THREE GAMES a year and still "pass the eye test".

It's a running yearly joke now.

Why is an 11 and 1 Ole Miss team sitting at home tonight while this 10 and 2 Alabama shite show circus is in the SEC Championship game???

After that press conference, officially call the man "Coach Kiffin".

Not Lane
Not Kiffin
Not LK
Not Les
Not O
Not BK

Time to act like the elite school/team we claim to be. He's the GD head coach of the LSU Tigers. Put some respect on it.

If "Coach Saban" will do for Bama, "Coach Kiffin" will do for us.