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We put up with explosive diarrhea because we want cheap lettuce

Posted on 7/18/26 at 7:37 pm
Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
3449 posts
Posted on 7/18/26 at 7:37 pm
We put up with 99% of hispanics driving around with no license and insurance because we want cheap labor.

Everyone can yell and puff up all they want but the truth is the American consumer (and you too), wants cheap so that more can be consumed.

Downvotes are clicks too. But, are you honestly willing to pay higher prices for American labor for your lettuce?
Posted by Prodigal Son
Member since May 2023
1887 posts
Posted on 7/18/26 at 7:38 pm to
You’re not wrong. But it’s a little more complicated than that.
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
39885 posts
Posted on 7/18/26 at 7:39 pm to
quote:

it’s a little more complicated than that.


It's lettuce.
Posted by uggabugga
Maryland
Member since Aug 2024
5451 posts
Posted on 7/18/26 at 7:42 pm to
From Meh-hee-ko

quote:

Fruit and vegetable producer Taylor Fresh Foods says it is voluntarily removing all iceberg lettuce sourced from central Mexico from the U.S. market amid an ongoing cyclosporiasis outbreak across the country that has sickened more than 1,600 people.

LINK

That's gonna be a financially painful recall.
Posted by Prodigal Son
Member since May 2023
1887 posts
Posted on 7/18/26 at 7:42 pm to
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It’s lettuce

Yes- it’s just lettuce. Get rid of lettuce, and the problems disappear. Everyone will be able to afford everything again. Genius! #GETRIDOFLETTUCE
Posted by Zahrim
McCamey Texas
Member since Mar 2009
8220 posts
Posted on 7/18/26 at 7:42 pm to
we should be eating watercress not lettuce. lettuce has no nutritional value and no flavor.

Watercress is the opposite....

Watercress is a superfood.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
135267 posts
Posted on 7/18/26 at 7:45 pm to
Lettuce pray...
Posted by Wednesday
Member since Aug 2017
17350 posts
Posted on 7/18/26 at 7:46 pm to
I would Pay more for no human shite on my lettuce
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
40886 posts
Posted on 7/18/26 at 7:46 pm to
Lettuce talk about this after the midterms.
Posted by Diego Ricardo
Alabama
Member since Dec 2020
13634 posts
Posted on 7/18/26 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

We put up with 99% of hispanics driving around with no license and insurance because we want cheap labor.

Everyone can yell and puff up all they want but the truth is the American consumer (and you too), wants cheap so that more can be consumed.

Downvotes are clicks too. But, are you honestly willing to pay higher prices for American labor for your lettuce?


This is why it is a bit more complicated than "we've gutted our food safety regulatory system" though that is mostly true in a vacuum. I'm not sure how US standards and labor practices save us from explosive diarrhea when the work is happening outside our jurisdiction then imported.
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
7688 posts
Posted on 7/18/26 at 8:07 pm to
Lettuce turnip the beet
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
40540 posts
Posted on 7/18/26 at 8:08 pm to
Anyone who eats at Taco Bell is asking for it to begin with. Ditch the fast food, people. It's gross.
Posted by ezride25
Constitutional Republic
Member since Nov 2008
26748 posts
Posted on 7/18/26 at 8:19 pm to
I switched to seaweed, me. It’s the lettuce of the seas.
Posted by Slingscode
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
2290 posts
Posted on 7/18/26 at 8:20 pm to
We grow our own
Posted by FATBOY TIGER
Valhalla
Member since Jan 2016
13650 posts
Posted on 7/18/26 at 8:24 pm to
Wash your produce after you wash your hands.

I wash the produce that comes out of my garden and the fruit that I harvest off my trees.
Posted by Sweep Da Leg
Member since Sep 2013
4349 posts
Posted on 7/18/26 at 8:31 pm to
Pretty sure none of us were included in the decision to let them in
Posted by Neutral Underground
Member since Mar 2024
3691 posts
Posted on 7/18/26 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

Wash your lettuce


They said that washing the lettuce didn't stop what was making people sick.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103512 posts
Posted on 7/18/26 at 8:44 pm to
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But, are you honestly willing to pay higher prices for American labor for your lettuce?


Yes.

But I know catfish processors that offered higher wages and benefits to American citizens to attract more workers because of labor shortage and gave the higher wages to current employees to keep them. It actually made some quit because the higher income made them lose too many welfare benefits and there was a decrease in new applicants for the same reason. You’d have to pay 60-70k a year to be worth more than a 10 dollar an hour job plus welfare benefits, and that’s not economically feasible.

So you see the problem. We have the available people for those jobs and they’ll do those jobs but they need to go hungry first. If we dont drastically reduce welfare then we can’t feasibly eliminate immigrant workers without economic and inflationary disaster
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
27169 posts
Posted on 7/18/26 at 8:44 pm to
From what I understand, it's iceberg lettuce. It is not nutrient dense. Always get Romaine lettuce. It's 10 X better for you. It's very nutrient dense. The greener, the better for you. Also, the more color in your veggies, the better.
Posted by omegaman66
greenwell springs
Member since Oct 2007
27477 posts
Posted on 7/18/26 at 8:54 pm to
Wrong. Bagged lettuce is more expensive than a head of lettuce. But more people by bagged lettuce. So people want more expensive lettuce.
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