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re: We put up with explosive diarrhea because we want cheap lettuce

Posted on 7/19/26 at 12:29 pm to
Posted by soonerinlOUisiana
South of I-10
Member since Aug 2012
2611 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 12:29 pm to
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Sure there is. It's more of anal leakage and the need to squirt all the time. It is not the "Did I just shite my colon out" pain and cramping which thankfully I haven't had in years.


Must be something caused by soy milk.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
11110 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 12:48 pm to
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We put up with explosive diarrhea because we want cheap lettuce


We do?
Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
3459 posts
Posted on 7/19/26 at 1:14 pm to
Ever notice how every few years there are 3rd world like health crises related to produce?
Posted by uggabugga
Maryland
Member since Aug 2024
5468 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:04 am to
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From what I understand, it's iceberg lettuce.

Maybe not.. oops

FDA says positive cyclospora test on Taylor Farms lettuce was an error
quote:


Health officials said Sunday that an initial positive test result for cyclospora in a sample of shredded lettuce from a supplier linked to a multistate outbreak was a "false positive."

The Food and Drug Administration said the error was identified after its experts reviewed the sample from Taylor Farms, which had earlier removed all iceberg lettuce sourced from central Mexico from the U.S. market.

It means there are no confirmed positive sample results for the infection, which causes explosive diarrhea, tied to the recent outbreak, which has sickened thousands of Americans.


LINK
Posted by Zgeo
Baja Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2021
3930 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:05 am to
No
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
16860 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:11 am to
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We put up with explosive diarrhea because we want cheap lettuce

And cheap lettuce is more efficient than over the counter laxatives.

Some people bitch about the side effects that other people will pay for.
Posted by Night Vision
Affordable Housing For OT Board
Member since Feb 2018
23341 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:25 am to
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I switched to seaweed


Let kelp help.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
32160 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:30 am to
I grow my own Romaine.
This post was edited on 7/20/26 at 7:31 am
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
39096 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:35 am to
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We put up with 99% of hispanics driving around with no license and insurance because we want cheap labor.
TRUE

quote:

Everyone can yell and puff up all they want but the truth is the American consumer (and you too), wants cheap so that more can be consumed.

The lettuce is from Mexico so not sure how your #1 rant applies to the lettuce problem.
Posted by wackatimesthree
Member since Oct 2019
14574 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:50 am to
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We put up with 99% of hispanics driving around with no license and insurance because we want cheap labor.


I don't know who you think "we" is.

Over half the country voted a guy in twice and his biggest campaign issue both times was getting illegals out of the country.

quote:


Everyone can yell and puff up all they want but the truth is the American consumer (and you too), wants cheap


And you too.

You're probably the first poster on the $4 a gallon gas thread who would rather allow Iran to obtain nuclear weapons than pay a dollar more for a gallon of gas. (And yes, it would affect us, and the effects to us have been posted a zillion times).

I also wouldn't be surprised if you were on the "Boomer" threads complaining about "affordability."
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
129513 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:53 am to
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But, are you honestly willing to pay higher prices for American labor for your lettuce?


Yes. Next question.
Posted by JLivermore
Wendover
Member since Dec 2015
1750 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 7:55 am to
We aerogarden our lettuce and tomatoes. Tomatoes take up one farm 24xl in the loft, lettuce is in a cool room downstairs where we stack and rotate it between 2 24 pod farms.

Clean, tasty, no pesticides simple setup and maintenance esp compared to the other hydroponic setups.
This post was edited on 7/20/26 at 7:56 am
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20803 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 8:05 am to
No one has ever in the history of Taco Bell eaten there and had a solid shite. It doesn’t exist.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
12908 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 8:10 am to
Most lettuce has been sprayed with pesticides, herbicides and other awful stuff. Why eat lettuce at all?
Posted by wackatimesthree
Member since Oct 2019
14574 posts
Posted on 7/20/26 at 8:11 am to
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Most lettuce has been sprayed with pesticides, herbicides and other awful stuff.


So have all other crops.
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