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re: We put up with explosive diarrhea because we want cheap lettuce
Posted on 7/18/26 at 9:11 pm to weagle1999
Posted on 7/18/26 at 9:11 pm to weagle1999
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We put up with explosive diarrhea because we want cheap lettuce
And because we let Trump and Elon Musk close down the agencies that react to massive food poisoning events in our food system.
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Posted on 7/18/26 at 9:11 pm to TBoy
fricking everyday with your idiocy.
Posted on 7/18/26 at 9:13 pm to theballguy
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It's lettuce
What's the fascination with lettuce? It's a public nuisance.
Iceberg lettuce has no significant food value, it has no taste, is easily contaminated with sewage containing human waste, and is never cooked, so therefore the dangerous microorganisms contact human palates intact. We should ban imported lettuce.
Posted on 7/18/26 at 9:15 pm to weagle1999
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are you honestly willing to pay higher prices for American labor for your lettuce?
Yes, Sir, I am. For all products and services I am willing.
I'm old enough now to realize that my decision is correct, for the good of the USA.
Posted on 7/18/26 at 9:16 pm to weagle1999
Q: What is a honeymoon salad?
A: Lettuce alone.
A: Lettuce alone.
Posted on 7/18/26 at 9:46 pm to weagle1999
quote:Lettuce? I don't want lettuce.
because we want cheap lettuce
Posted on 7/18/26 at 10:04 pm to Zahrim
Sure it is then you get that:
Watercress can carry liver flukes (such as Fasciola hepatica), which cause fascioliasis. You get infected by eating raw or undercooked freshwater plants contaminated with the parasite's larvae. Symptoms include fever, abdominal pain, and liver enlargement, and are treated with prescription antiparasitic medication.
So you either shite your arse out or have your liver eaten. Don't think for a minute they won't be shitting in the standing water to grow your watercress.
Watercress can carry liver flukes (such as Fasciola hepatica), which cause fascioliasis. You get infected by eating raw or undercooked freshwater plants contaminated with the parasite's larvae. Symptoms include fever, abdominal pain, and liver enlargement, and are treated with prescription antiparasitic medication.
So you either shite your arse out or have your liver eaten. Don't think for a minute they won't be shitting in the standing water to grow your watercress.
Posted on 7/18/26 at 10:19 pm to deltaland
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It actually made some quit because the higher income made them lose too many welfare benefits and there was a decrease in new applicants for the same reason. You’d have to pay 60-70k a year to be worth more than a 10 dollar an hour job plus welfare benefits, and that’s not economically feasible.
Maybe the answer is to stop having the taxpayer subsidize the industry.
There is no legit reason to have illegals doing labor America’s lazy/unemployed could be doing.
Posted on 7/18/26 at 10:23 pm to weagle1999
Is there such a thing as “non-explosive” diarrhea? If so, I’ve never experienced it. Sort of like “unreal mayonnaise”.
Posted on 7/18/26 at 10:40 pm to soonerinlOUisiana
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Is there such a thing as “non-explosive” diarrhea?
Sure there is. It's more of anal leakage and the need to squirt all the time.
It is not the "Did I just shite my colon out" pain and cramping which thankfully I haven't had in years.
Posted on 7/18/26 at 10:50 pm to weagle1999
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We put up with 99% of hispanics driving around with no license and insurance because we want cheap labor.
Everyone can yell and puff up all they want but the truth is the American consumer (and you too), wants cheap so that more can be consumed.
Downvotes are clicks too. But, are you honestly willing to pay higher prices for American labor for your lettuce?
Yes. Next question.
Posted on 7/18/26 at 10:55 pm to weagle1999
The housing industry wouldn’t exist without illegal labor.
Posted on 7/18/26 at 10:58 pm to Tigergreg
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From what I understand, it's iceberg lettuce. It is not nutrient dense. Always get Romaine lettuce. It's 10 X better for you. It's very nutrient dense. The greener, the better for you. Also, the more color in your veggies, the better.
Better yet, try spinach. Just cut off the stems. Spinach salads are great.
Posted on 7/18/26 at 11:10 pm to ManBearSharkReb
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The housing industry wouldn’t exist without illegal labor.
Yeah, before illegals flooded the country, there was no housing industry.
Posted on 7/18/26 at 11:15 pm to weagle1999
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explosive diarrhea
It's explosive because of the nature of the cyclospora parasite. It invades the colonic mucosa and penetrates into the lamina propria, a layer of connective tissue, the last line of defense between disease-causing microorganisms and colon tissue itself. The waste requires significant hydraulic force to guarantee expulsion from colon, as the germs have already embedded through two layers of tissue. Hence the term "explosive diarrhea."
Posted on 7/18/26 at 11:17 pm to maizegoblue
Better yet, don't eat fruits or vegetables unless they're cooked
Posted on 7/19/26 at 4:08 am to tarzana
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Iceberg lettuce has no significant food value, it has no taste,
And that's why I only buy Romaine lettuce.
Posted on 7/19/26 at 5:17 am to Slingscode
I grow what I eat real simple If i could I would raise my own cow too.
Posted on 7/19/26 at 5:30 am to TBoy
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And because we let Trump and Elon Musk close down the agencies that react to massive food poisoning events in our food system.
These events still occurred when those agencies existed
usually averaging more than 1 cyclospora outbreak a year.
Posted on 7/19/26 at 12:28 pm to ole man
Yeah, I would love to raise my own beef.
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