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re: Tim Burchett says aliens could be stationed in underwater bases off the U.S. coast

Posted on 2/22/26 at 10:33 pm to
Posted by Enadious
formerly B5Lurker City of Central
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 2/22/26 at 10:33 pm to
And monkeys might fly outta my arse
This post was edited on 2/22/26 at 10:35 pm
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7567 posts
Posted on 2/22/26 at 10:41 pm to
quote:

These aliens Marsicans or Venesuelans?



Hugely underrated post.
Posted by Laugh More
Member since Jan 2022
3948 posts
Posted on 2/22/26 at 10:59 pm to
I at least gave myself a chuckle
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
18539 posts
Posted on 2/22/26 at 11:00 pm to
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
37576 posts
Posted on 2/23/26 at 6:07 am to
International waters.....he has no jurisdiction. This is a Coast Guard matter. He should be focusing on Lake Michigan. Everybody knows this.

Grays are some evil mo-fo's though. Only kept in check by the more humanoid "Nordics".
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
37260 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 2:24 pm to
I mean it's pretty much been proven true.
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
10217 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

says aliens could be stationed in five or six underwater bases off the U.S. coast.


I wonder if the female aliens are hot? If so can we fricks it? So many questions.
Posted by Bronco11
Member since Jul 2022
985 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 2:41 pm to
Yep. Lots of stories.

The video below is from a very down to earth fighter wing commander.

These objects apparently return to the ocean after encounters

There is zero explanation for these crafts.

Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
43914 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 2:51 pm to
Makes total sense.

Also explains the ones living in the water under the ice on Europa.

Verses the ones living under the watchful eye of ICE, here ... you know, under the ice.

Y'all do know that's why the poles are so heavily restricted, do y'all not? Burchett is kinda right. They're under water, under ice, here.

Arthur C Clarke was all over this decades ago.

Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
5802 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 3:00 pm to


Posted by ForTheWin81
Member since Nov 2021
1690 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 3:30 pm to
So is it that your just absolutely dead fricking certain of this? The confidence that some people have about things they can't possibly know for sure just agitates me
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
31405 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

Tim Burchett says aliens could be stationed in underwater bases off the U.S. coast
hawgfaninc



That’s why we study the stars instead of the oceans. Whatever’s down there basically told us, “Get the frick out!” So we went upstairs and pretended space was our idea.
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
76503 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 3:58 pm to
Bout time he got to watching The Abyss.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
17137 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

The thread about this on the OT a few years back was something.


Where is ThinePreparedAni when we need him.
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
16718 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 4:02 pm to
I bet you Tim Burchett watched the The Abyss last night.
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
39931 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 4:06 pm to
Sounds like Burchett read the Tic-Tac Nimitz report from 2004 when flying and submerged unidentified objects were visually and electronically tracked off San Diego, and is making generalizations.
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