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re: Son of Ayatollah name New Supreme Leader.

Posted on 3/3/26 at 4:42 pm to
Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
Member since Dec 2016
37988 posts
Posted on 3/3/26 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

Assembly of Experts elected Ali Khamenei's son Mojtaba as the next Supreme Leader



Imagine the pressure of taking that jow, knowing a ballistic missile is already zeroed in on your anus.

Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
23001 posts
Posted on 3/3/26 at 4:55 pm to
Awesome idea. He would immediately tell the IRGC "there are no virgins waiting for you when you die".
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
23001 posts
Posted on 3/3/26 at 5:19 pm to
quote:

not yet


It is my understanding they do not provide a "window of opportunity" for wagering on the death of another, unfortunately.
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
4721 posts
Posted on 3/3/26 at 5:29 pm to
What a coinsidence! What are the odds....
Posted by LSUPilot07
Member since Feb 2022
8605 posts
Posted on 3/3/26 at 5:34 pm to
That guy is so screwed.
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16416 posts
Posted on 3/3/26 at 5:49 pm to
He went from working at Walmart to Target...
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
40978 posts
Posted on 3/3/26 at 6:02 pm to
Posted by Drew1964
Member since Nov 2024
294 posts
Posted on 3/3/26 at 6:32 pm to
Are they having a leaders only meeting to announce this.
Posted by PaulDrake
L.A. & Bayou Pa Pon
Member since Feb 2023
890 posts
Posted on 3/3/26 at 6:58 pm to
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I thought he was supposed to be dead?




They picked a guy that was already dead so we couldn`t get the satisfaction of killing him.

Send a bunker bomb to his grave!





This post was edited on 3/3/26 at 7:01 pm
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
28571 posts
Posted on 3/3/26 at 6:59 pm to
Wonder if he has gotten any dental work lately.
Posted by TG
Metairie
Member since Sep 2004
3279 posts
Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:03 pm to
He'll have a very short political career...
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
21898 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 10:33 am to
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109244 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 10:35 am to
Under 12 hours, which is where I set the O/U in my mind.
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
15948 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 10:39 am to
They had a guy ruling since I was in high school in the 80s and now they are pumping out Supreme leaders like Krispy Kreme puts out glazed donuts.
Posted by Dee_oh_Dee
Member since Aug 2024
197 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 10:58 am to




Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
15948 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 11:00 am to
Times up!
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
23001 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 11:12 am to
Dayum. Is this turning into suicide by Name Me Supreme Leader?
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
96952 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 11:14 am to
quote:

Wonder if he has gotten any dental work lately.



TBoy has jokes
Posted by Scream4LSU
Member since Sep 2007
1248 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 11:15 am to
Was that the vote they casted right before Israel razed the Assembly of Experts building to the ground with all them in it?
Posted by geauxpurple
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2014
17358 posts
Posted on 3/4/26 at 11:16 am to
If nominated I will not run; if elected I will not serve.
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