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President* Biden: Folks, you can now order free COVID-19 tests right to your home!

Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:00 pm
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
39990 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:00 pm
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President Biden
@POTUS
1h
United States government official

Folks, you can now order free COVID-19 tests right to your home. Head to https://COVIDtests.gov to get yours today.

Posted by DirtMcGirt13
Hot Lanta by way of Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
832 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:02 pm to
Unfortunately by the time you get the test if you have covid you will be over it, but test yourself anyway.. I mean because we all should be testing...
Posted by oldskule
Down South
Member since Mar 2016
15476 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:02 pm to
Why?
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23865 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:03 pm to
Folks! avoid the Racial Jungle Fever!
Posted by TSmith
New Orleans, La.
Member since Jan 2004
1648 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:04 pm to
This is simply to drive the numbers down in time for the midterms. At home tests won’t be reported.
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:04 pm to
They took 500 million tests off the market..........so the govt could package them and send them to us

Meanwhile, there are literally ZERO home tests in stock in the entire Huntsville, AL metro area.
Posted by ChEgrad
Member since Nov 2012
3259 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:06 pm to
But apparently if you live in an apartment building and someone else beat you to the punch you can’t get a test since an order has already been place at that street address.

LOL
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134845 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:06 pm to
3 free ballots included!!!!
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29243 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

Unfortunately by the time you get the test if you have covid you will be over it, but test yourself anyway.. I mean because we all should be testing...


And mailing us a mask too !

How grateful we must be to Joe.

What a waste of the postal service to mail everyone a mask.

Who doesn’t have a mask ? Why do you depend on the government to provide that anyway ?
Posted by back9Tiger
Mandeville, LA.
Member since Nov 2005
14130 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:10 pm to
So is this how they’re going to pass along smallpox since they’ve been mentioning lately?
Posted by NeonSunburst
Member since Oct 2010
2798 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:30 pm to
quote:

President* Biden: Folks, you can now order free COVID-19 tests right to your home!


quote:

3 free ballots included!!!!


...but WAIT! CALL NOW and we will double your order.



Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62729 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:41 pm to
Honestly, I'll give this a pass.
At least cabbage brain isn't forcing me to take the test.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
7356 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:41 pm to
quote:

Unfortunately by the time you get the test if you have covid you will be over it, but test yourself anyway.. I mean because we all should be testing...


Or some one has your address and ordered kits already. I tried and got declined because someone already ordered for my address. And I live in a residential neighborhood and not an apartment complex.
This post was edited on 1/19/22 at 8:43 pm
Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
Member since Dec 2016
24676 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 9:08 pm to
quote:

you can now order free COVID-19 tests

I get infuriated every time a Democrat uses that word.

Free.

It's not "free" you fricking paramecium brained dolt. Somebody pays for it...
Posted by DaBike
Member since Jan 2008
8971 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 9:21 pm to
Everyone order and throw them in the trash.
Posted by timdonaghyswhistle
Member since Jul 2018
16277 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 9:23 pm to
"And each test kit comes with a stack of 2024 mail in ballots, already filled out for you."
Posted by AllDayEveryDay
Nawf Tejas
Member since Jun 2015
7008 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:07 pm to
I ordered some for grins. I'm going to bookmark this post and check back when I get them.
Posted by Figgy
CenCal
Member since May 2020
7158 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:26 pm to
quote:

Somebody pays for it...


Get of here with that. Everything’s free when the dems are in charge! Don’t believe me.. well the Big Guy wouldn’t lie to us about this. He’s all about decency and stuff.



Also..


Isn’t that right, joe?


Posted by themunch
Earth. maybe
Member since Jan 2007
64590 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:28 pm to
Do they work better than fifty fifty?

The weather girl is right part of the time.
This post was edited on 1/19/22 at 10:29 pm
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 1/19/22 at 10:33 pm to
Orders ship in 7-12 days!


Here. Let us, in one fell swoop show you why the private sector is 1000x better than government!!

Why would you order these? If you have symptoms, that lead time is useless.
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