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re: ‘Point of no return’: New Orleans relocation must start now due to sea level, study finds

Posted on 5/11/26 at 1:17 pm to
Posted by glassman
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Posted on 5/11/26 at 1:17 pm to
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could New Orleans get turned into the venice of america?


New Orleans has more miles of canals than Venice.
Posted by Bard
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Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 5/11/26 at 1:18 pm to
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from the NOAA website

so a little over an inch and a half every 10 years.....


That's, if the estimates are even right, a little over a foot in 100 years from now. This is completely contrary to the hair-on-fire immediacy these stories breathlessly imply.

We're adaptable, if nothing else. In such a scenario populations will shift on their own over time.
Posted by Placekicker
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Posted on 5/11/26 at 1:28 pm to
Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 5/11/26 at 1:35 pm to
The Utah Cajun will surely but the possibility of New Orleans being the Atlantis of the GOM is not possible
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
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Posted on 5/11/26 at 1:45 pm to
I will be enjoying chargrilled oysters, Sazaracs, and beneits there in September
Posted by Picayuner
Member since Dec 2016
3836 posts
Posted on 5/11/26 at 1:49 pm to
This is a land grab. They want you to sell out at low prices. Dont do it. We’ll move to Vicksburg as a whole in about 100 years or so when/if it happens.
Posted by Hangover Haven
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Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 5/11/26 at 1:50 pm to
I've been hearing about this shite since I was a small child....

What was it back in the 70's, losing a football field an hour?


I figured we've have water over our heads by now...

This post was edited on 5/11/26 at 1:52 pm
Posted by BillyBobfan24_7
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Member since May 2004
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Posted on 5/11/26 at 1:53 pm to
Ehhh, leave them be, They already know it is below sea level. If they wanted to get out, they have had plenty of time.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 5/11/26 at 1:59 pm to
Why does it have to relocate? Can’t we just let it sink into the ocean?
Posted by Geauxldilocks
Member since Aug 2018
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Posted on 5/11/26 at 1:59 pm to
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New Orleans has more miles of canals than Venice


We haven’t the NOLA tourism industry expand into guided Gondola tours through our historic and scenic canals yet.
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41782 posts
Posted on 5/11/26 at 2:05 pm to
Should just elt the Dutch handle it all in Louisiana.
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 5/11/26 at 2:06 pm to
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Show me where the sea level is rising.



if we talking the height of the river, that actually is going up.

not because of more water, but because the levees prevent the sediment from spreading out, so it builds up in the lower parts of the river. and in turn the height of the river also goes up.

New Orleans is sinking. River is going up.
no bueno for the city....eventually
Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
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Posted on 5/11/26 at 2:08 pm to
Wasn’t it supposed to be underwater by like 2012 or something
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33648 posts
Posted on 5/11/26 at 2:08 pm to
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Should just elt the Dutch handle it all in Louisiana.


They did.....



Posted by Old Money
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Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 5/11/26 at 2:11 pm to
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They did.....


I am aware they have had projects and continue to, I mean everything.
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
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Posted on 5/11/26 at 2:51 pm to
Im still.mad at God that a lot more of the levee system didnt collapse after Katrina.
That shithole city just needs to go away and let the Mississippi go where it needs to go naturally.
A city simply doesnt need to be sitting below sea level counting on man made levees, to exist.
Posted by FlySaint
FL Panhandle
Member since May 2018
2560 posts
Posted on 5/11/26 at 2:54 pm to
The entire nation of the Netherlands has dealt with much worse for much longer. And they’re still with us.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
37561 posts
Posted on 5/11/26 at 2:56 pm to
Eh it's rising because the land is sinking?
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
23793 posts
Posted on 5/11/26 at 3:04 pm to
It's probably better for society as a whole if that whole area is sucked up by the Gulf of America and most of It's inhabitants with it.


Beyond New Orleans specific, the Mississippi River is naturally attempting to join with the Atchafalaya River which will flood and wipe out everything below where they meet.
This a fight against nature that man is only capable of postponing for so long.
Eventually, it will happen.
This post was edited on 5/11/26 at 3:10 pm
Posted by RohanGonzales
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Member since Apr 2024
10678 posts
Posted on 5/11/26 at 3:07 pm to
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A perspectives paper is a scholarly article that provides an assessment, rather than new data.


So this is a paper that someone with a degree pulled out of his arse.
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