re: P. 1 of the mandatory DEI training for employees at a public university

You know the lefties are keeping the 12 year old Asian boy.

well that is simple, since the goal is to repopulate a planet here are the 4 not going:

60 year old jewish univeristy administrator
the gay male
famous novelist
militant medical student

First person left to die is the person who handed out the activity.

First I want to know who the frick was responsible for making the first list. Like you couldn't find one, just one, capable mother fricker in the list of applicants?

Are we going to an uninhabited planet with a need to build a society?

The drunk accountant and his pregnant wife.... They're already adding to the future population and as a married couple, have a pre-packaged inclination to add more. Probably no booze on our new home, so he'll have to kick the habit or die. I imagine he'll sober up.

The militant medical student... Somebody has got to deliver the babies. You say militant, I hear disciplined and structured. We'll need that.

The 33 year old Native American gal... Knowing nothing else of her, she's of child bearing potential and language barriers can be over come. Just make sure she doesn't bring any firewater on the ship that Frank can get into.

The 21 year old Muslim female... Again, more useful breeding stock to grow our population.

The Hispanic clergyman....I don't know anything of his age or fitness but not knowing the gender of Doc, I can only account for the inclusion of 1 man so far. Welcome aboard father.

The 12 year old orphaned boy....We've already emphasized the importance of having younger children to grow future Population. Plus the upcoming physical fitness of his youth will be a useful asset.


The racist police officer...I imagine he'll find some reformation when the world ends and he's one of eight chosen for salvation. I see potential for leadership, order and structure.



Sorry everybody else. A novelist with a physical disability doesn't offer a useful set of skills to society building. Given no other information, I can't account for the actresses mental fitness to make the trip. A gay man doesn't contribute to our greatest societal need. A 60 year old DEI administrator doesn't have any useful skills and is too old to be of long term use.

Asian 12y old was at first easy no but then what if we have to eat someone?

60 year old probably taste bad

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I should also add, the first order of business would be to execute the individual(s) who chose those 12 to begin with.

Movie star for my enjoyment
Accountant and his wife as long as he brings drugs
Asian orphan to pilot ship
Jew to establish banking on new planet
Cop to keep order
Hispanic to keep ship clean
Muslim chick to join in with my movie star chick. They’re ok with polygamy

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#metoo

I bet I picked the same ones.

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Wonder if you pick less conserve food