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re: Next up on the “everything is racist” list….A well kept lawn is based in white supremacy

Posted on 4/8/26 at 11:25 am to
Posted by dat yat
Chef Pass
Member since Jun 2011
4970 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 11:25 am to
Dang, I thought mowed lawns were based on Mexican supremacy.
Posted by UsingUpAllTheLetters
Panama City, Florida
Member since Aug 2011
9483 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 11:32 am to
I know some black folks with really nice lawns who may beg to differ.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
55973 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 11:33 am to
I cut mine twice a week. What does that make me?
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
117564 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 11:39 am to
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I know some black folks with really nice lawns who may beg to differ.

The most lawn obsessed neighbor I ever had was an Indian (dot) physician. He mowed his front yard every other day.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
75361 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 11:39 am to
quote:

The idea of the traditional American lawn (actually rooted in British history) needs to die,


Why?


He wants to turn every subdivision into a quail preserve.
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
66637 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 11:47 am to
I like to make my illegal, err, undocumented Guatemalan gardener, Hector Miguel Aguilar, recite Mein Kampf as he mows my impeccably manicured lawn 5 days a week for $2.20.

Is that wrong?
Posted by John somers
Los Proxima
Member since Oct 2024
1612 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 11:48 am to
I have the best lawn in the neighborhood.

I definitely AM superior.
Posted by Alltheway Tigers!
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
8018 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 11:50 am to


Sitting on a porch and a swing. With a nicely painted house in the background. Glasses.

Throw them all away. Go natural. Stop changing the earth to make your life better. Do that then post more stupid content.

Until then, get off my well manicured lawn.
Posted by Elvis Parsley
Red Stuck
Member since Jan 2004
747 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 11:51 am to
I don't have time to watch her little video right now. I have to go cut my grass and trim everything up. It's a great day to be a racist!
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
75361 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 12:00 pm to
quote:

The idea of the traditional American lawn (actually rooted in British history) needs to die,


Why?


He wants to turn every subdivision into a quail preserve.


Ha! Legend downvoted me because it's true.
Posted by Judnnc
Member since Jun 2025
624 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 12:19 pm to
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Dang. Sombody needs to tell the black people in my neighborhood who keep their yards immaculate.


pics or I dont believe you
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
13441 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 12:21 pm to
Why pay attention to fools like this?
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
117564 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 12:34 pm to
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I have the best lawn in the neighborhood.
I definitely AM superior.

Do any of you people have HOAs? Do they make you keep a nice lawn or else you get fined?
I live in the woods. I've got lots of wild bushes, trees and weeds. My main lawn job is to keep snakes out during spring and summer. It's kinda exciting.
Posted by ezride25
Constitutional Republic
Member since Nov 2008
26557 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 12:45 pm to
Translation: seeing nicer yards than mine reminds me of how I want that too but I don’t want to put forth the effort required to obtain it. That makes me feel less than, and let’s be honest the effort to change that is too much also. So I’m just going to post condescendingly about how you are a racist white bigot for not being lazy like me and having a yard like mine. My problem isn’t personal, it’s everyone else’s responsibility. I should have what I want because I want it, any time I want it, at your expense, no questions asked, or you’re a racist.


Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
21754 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 12:46 pm to
The step-up view of her “can we just have weeds” is her assumption that “nature” is a paradise, and not a jungle.

Nature (ie. God’s creation) is good, but it contains elements that are both good and bad for human flourishing.

Secondly, it’s not enough for her to simply handle her own yard and garden in the way she wants. She can let her property be more natural, to the degree that it doesn’t impact her neighbors. She wants everyone to agree with her, and everyone must stop maintaining their lawn.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
37531 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 12:49 pm to
Don't tell that to a black man. Do not mess with a black dude's lawn....for your own protection.
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
19465 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 12:52 pm to
I manicure the frick out of 1.25 acres of the finest dark green, fertilized regularly St Augustine carpet about the abode.
I keep the other half acre natural....like Ms NeverShavesHerBush requests.....for my green credits don't ya know.
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
17545 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 12:53 pm to
Is this just some random person on social media? Or am I supposed to pretend this person has some sort of voice?
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
89763 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 1:20 pm to
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She’s wearing glasses which isn’t her natural state. And glasses were created by whitey.


And also contains plastic made from fossil fuels.

Climate change




Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
70615 posts
Posted on 4/8/26 at 1:22 pm to
Anarchist who don’t realize once their side takes power they’ll be the first to go. Useful idiot
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