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NASA's chief astronaut trainer says first person on Mars should be female

Posted on 4/17/18 at 1:59 pm
Posted by crap4brain
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Posted on 4/17/18 at 1:59 pm
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She's been with Nasa for nearly 30 years and has seen huge changes in that time: "My centre director is a woman, my former division chief is a woman, we have female astronauts, but we haven't put a woman on the Moon yet, and I think the first person on Mars should be a woman."


Not the most qualified person, that would be dumb. We should pick the first Mars astronaut based on gender.
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:00 pm to
Send all of the Kardashians. Put them in orbit now.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22345 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:00 pm to
We could compromise and send Michelle Obama.
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
39498 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:01 pm to
Liberals are the worst.

Remember when we needed to put a teacher in space and the entire shuttle blew tf up, turning her dead corpse into airborne cinder in front of America’s school children?

Pepperidge Farm remembers
Posted by tigamike
Member since Jun 2005
5114 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:01 pm to
Can she grow potatoes in her own shite on Mars’ surface if she gets stranded?
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78101 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:02 pm to
Can it be Rosie odonnell?

Dammit! Y'all are fast!
This post was edited on 4/17/18 at 2:03 pm
Posted by IceTiger
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Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:02 pm to
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Send all of the Kardashians


Beat me 2 it...
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:03 pm to
Do they think the surface will sync with her cycle?
Posted by Loserman
Member since Sep 2007
21912 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:04 pm to
Stupid women forget that men are from mars
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:04 pm to
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Send all of the Kardashians. Put them in orbit now.


Would the moon get confused and start orbiting Kim’s arse though? You have to think about the big picture, man.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61272 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:05 pm to
There's only one woman they mentioned in that article that even looks physically capable.

Are we really going to be okay sending a somewhat heavy set feminist woman to mars just because she's woman?
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:05 pm to
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Do they think the surface will sync with her cycle?


I think they're just trying to lure out any bears that may be hiding on Mars.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
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Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:06 pm to
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first person on Mars should be female


30% savings right off the bat.
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
20004 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:06 pm to
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NASA's chief astronaut trainer says first person on Mars should be female


Well, if that is the criterion, then [poof] first astronaut self-identifies as a female.

Problem solved on many fronts.
This post was edited on 4/17/18 at 2:08 pm
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29098 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:06 pm to
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We could compromise and send Michelle Obama.



Before human flights NASA used to send up other creatures so you may be on to something.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19528 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:08 pm to
I’d say he’s a raging misogynist.
This post was edited on 4/17/18 at 2:10 pm
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126962 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:10 pm to
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first person on Mars should be female
Okay by me. I nominate Toddy.
Posted by Gaspergou202
Metairie, LA
Member since Jun 2016
13496 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:13 pm to
Wow the vagina is a powerful organ!

Reproductive, presidential, astronautical, and fun to visit!
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54210 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:14 pm to
Will she march and protest when she gets pissed about something while there? Wouldn't surprise me in the least.
Posted by TrueTiger
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Member since Sep 2004
67964 posts
Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:16 pm to
It's a suicide mission.

Why does she hate women?
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