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re: NASA's chief astronaut trainer says first person on Mars should be female
Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:18 pm to crap4brain
Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:18 pm to crap4brain
It doesn't matter, they're going to die anyway.
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Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:19 pm to crap4brain
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Not the most qualified person, that would be dumb. We should pick the first Mars astronaut based on gender.
Considering it's going to be a one-way trip at a minimum, with a high likelihood of catastrophic failure, this is pretty funny.
Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:20 pm to crap4brain
nasa has a nefarious history, with an occultic beginning
Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:21 pm to crap4brain
I heard their periods attract aliens
Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:22 pm to crap4brain
So only one person will go/solo mission?
Why not send two?
Why not send two?
Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:27 pm to EKG
It's not about equality; it's about preferential treatment of your personal demographic.
This post was edited on 4/17/18 at 2:28 pm
Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:32 pm to crap4brain
I would say send Stormy Daniels.. It would be a great comeback for her porn career and give her a whole new line of video's fricking martians.. 
Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:33 pm to Mahootney
I wonder if her body will decompose in space after she dies. No O2 except what's in the suit. Very cold. Maybe she'll just float around the cosmos.
Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:43 pm to Vacherie Saint
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by Vacherie Saint
Liberals are the worst.
Remember when we needed to put a teacher in space and the entire shuttle blew tf up, turning her dead corpse into airborne cinder in front of America’s school children?
Pepperidge Farm remembers
Yes, I was 30ish and watching it blow up along with literally ALL of America’s school children
So much for that experiment putting a teacher in space! Wonder if the lack of experience in her seat caused any of that and we just never were told?
Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:44 pm to crap4brain
It better be a black woman or I will scream racism.
Posted on 4/17/18 at 2:47 pm to crap4brain
Considering the 1st person ain't coming back alive (if they even arrive alive), I say send any DemProgFilth that volunteers!
Any of those with the wonky lopsided haircuts in strange colors and all kinds of "body art/body modifications" wearing flannel and a chain wallet get priority seating!
Any of those with the wonky lopsided haircuts in strange colors and all kinds of "body art/body modifications" wearing flannel and a chain wallet get priority seating!
Posted on 4/17/18 at 3:07 pm to Sidicous
In reality she will get lost on the way and end up lost in space or land on Venus.....
Posted on 4/17/18 at 3:25 pm to crap4brain
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Not the most qualified person, that would be dumb. We should pick the first Mars astronaut based on gender.
The last astronaut class that was selected contained two women who had resumes that if they had belonged to a male applicant would have never been selected.
Posted on 4/17/18 at 3:40 pm to crap4brain
It's Her turn....
Posted on 4/17/18 at 3:52 pm to crap4brain
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NASA's chief astronaut trainer says first person on Mars should be female
The news will read:
"Madam astronaut becomes totally perplexed after discovering the planet to be inhabited by men."
One man tries to explain:
"We tried to tell you but you would not listen."
This post was edited on 4/17/18 at 3:59 pm
Posted on 4/17/18 at 3:52 pm to BAYOUBUCKEYE
Do they need someone to drive across Mars in diapers to kill an alien out of jealousy or something?
This post was edited on 4/17/18 at 4:07 pm
Posted on 4/17/18 at 4:00 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
This thread has been chock full of hilarious and savage zibgers
Posted on 4/17/18 at 4:17 pm to shinerfan
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We could compromise and send Michelle Obama.
She said it should be a woman.......Moochelle does not qualify.
Posted on 4/17/18 at 4:23 pm to Tiger Lake
I hope China beats us because of this to be honest.
Posted on 4/17/18 at 4:26 pm to crap4brain
How demoralizing must it be to have to 2nd guess all of your achievements because the left decided to lump you in as a group, and use you as a political talking point?
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