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My Wife Seriously Doesn't Want Me Voting Trump

Posted on 2/18/20 at 12:08 pm
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
19537 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 12:08 pm
Shes a latina and attorney which explains my follow up response. Asked me who I was picking in the Primaries, said "Oh I'm picking Trump.". She actually got mad and thought I was fricking with her, so I laughed it off and said that I'm picking Pete Bootyjudge the worste candidate. She didn't know who he is and says she's picking Bloomberg which was predictable considering all her news come from Alexa and Late Night Talk Shows.

She ain't going to be in the booth with me so I'm picking Trump. Bitch.
Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
27158 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 12:10 pm to
Sounds like you need to bend her arse over and teach a her a thing or two, instead of letting her strap on and plug you from behind...
Posted by tigeraddict
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2007
11812 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 12:10 pm to
wait till she gets on top then tell her your voting for trump and see if you can keep her on for another 8 seconds.....
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
19537 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 12:11 pm to
Nah,I pick my battles for more important subjects.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67112 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 12:11 pm to
How can y’all be married and have no idea about each other’s political leanings until now?
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118847 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 12:11 pm to
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Asked me who I was picking in the Primaries, said "Oh I'm picking Trump."


So y'all were completely talking past each other due a misunderstanding of how elections work. And you made her mad about erroneous information.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58800 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

Shes a latina and attorney which explains my follow up response. Asked me who I was picking in the Primaries, said "Oh I'm picking Trump.". She actually got mad and thought I was fricking with her, so I laughed it off and said that I'm picking Pete Bootyjudge the worste candidate. She didn't know who he is and says she's picking Bloomberg which was predictable considering all her news come from Alexa and Late Night Talk Shows.


You can't even be honest with your wife?
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
6851 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 12:12 pm to
Maybe if you ask her really nice after you cook and do the dishes she'll let you look at your man card.
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24574 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 12:12 pm to
Your wife handles all your bills, because this post is about as submissive as it gets. Grow a pair!
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72598 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

Asked me who I was picking in the Primaries, said "Oh I'm picking Trump.". She actually got mad and thought I was fricking with her, so I laughed it off and said that I'm picking Pete Bootyjudge the worste candidate. She


If it's a primary why would you be able to pick Trump and/or mayor Pete?

Maybe you aren't being honest?
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54212 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 12:13 pm to
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Shes a latina and attorney


Three strikes out of five words. Impressive.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57457 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

How can y’all be married and have no idea about each other’s political leanings until now?


it was funny when i was dating my wife she was still in college and was mostly conservative but did have some left leaning thought in regards to paying taxes and benefits other get.... Then she got into the working world and saw how much money was taken out of her checks and those thoughts started leaning in the other direction.

just a real world story on the old quote “Show me a young conservative and I’ll show you someone with no heart. Show me an old liberal and I’ll show you someone with no brains.”
This post was edited on 2/18/20 at 12:16 pm
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22171 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 12:14 pm to
Get a new wife you will always have Trump
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
9327 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 12:14 pm to
Tell her that people in hell want ice water. Not everybody gets what they want.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118847 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

If it's a primary why would you be able to pick Trump and/or mayor Pete?


Hard to believe his wife is an attorney and didn't know that Trump wasn't in the same primary as Bootyjudge.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83478 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 12:14 pm to
Your WIFE doesn’t know your worldview enough to know you’re open to vote for Trump?

I legitimately don’t know how that’s possible.
Posted by Nono
Member since Nov 2017
4820 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 12:15 pm to
Who is your wife's boyfriend voting for?

Ain't no way she ain't got a Jody on the side.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72598 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

it was funny when i was dating my wife she was still in college and was mostly conservative but did have some left leaning thought in regards to paying taxes and benefits other get.... Then she got into the working world and saw how much money was taken out of her checks and those thoughts started leaning in the other direction.





Whew!!! That IS funny.
Posted by Coomdaddy
KY
Member since Aug 2017
390 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 12:16 pm to
You're the last true family man.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28926 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 12:16 pm to
My wife is a compassionate conservative more than myself and really doesn’t care for Trump. Neither of us voted for him last time (she abstained entirely.)

I told her in no uncertain terms that I will be voting for Trump this time because all of the Dems are BSC and voting my conscience against these people with a third party is off the table until they stop advocating for things like late term abortion and free health care for illegal immigrants.
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