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re: My Wife Seriously Doesn't Want Me Voting Trump

Posted on 2/18/20 at 8:57 pm to
Posted by Boatshoes
Member since Dec 2017
6775 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 8:57 pm to
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You are a pussy for not setting her straight. What kind of little bitch are you that your wife doesn’t know where you stand by now? Put a MAGA hat on and tell her to make you a sammich.


She’s a Hispanic lawyer. That’s like going to the pound to adopt a dog and deliberately picking the rabid pit bull. He tells her anything, he’s going to be living in his truck.
Posted by beaverfever
Little Rock
Member since Jan 2008
32750 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 9:05 pm to
This is some beta bullshite. My wife and I are both very conservative but within 6 months I could have her voting for a communist like Bernie if I were so inclined.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166500 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 9:06 pm to
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My Wife


Taco pics?
Posted by BayBengal9
Bay St. Louis, MS
Member since Nov 2019
4171 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 9:09 pm to
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She’s a Hispanic lawyer. That’s like going to the pound to adopt a dog and deliberately picking the rabid pit bull. He tells her anything, he’s going to be living in his truck.


100% chance OP's wife beats the shite out of him when he talks back to her.
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
8716 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 9:11 pm to
No true TKE could ever go to the Buttjudge side.
Posted by Poncho and Lefty
Guntersville, AL
Member since Jul 2018
834 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 9:13 pm to
She sounds like a very smart woman.
Posted by Goforit
Member since Apr 2019
4755 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 9:20 pm to
Your wife is probably cheating on you with another woman.
Posted by 93and99
Dayton , Oh / Allentown , Pa
Member since Dec 2018
14400 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 9:22 pm to
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Poncho and Lefty


Liberal
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37733 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 10:10 pm to
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Sounds like you need to bend her arse over and teach a her a thing or two, instead of letting her strap on and plug you from behind...

Sounds likes you're not now and probably never have been married ....
Posted by s2
Southdowns
Member since Sep 2016
5574 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 11:45 pm to
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Sounds like you need to bend her arse over and teach a her a thing or two, instead of letting her strap on and plug you from behind...

for a Gump you are pretty funny. you get an upvote.

phat red elephants still suck though.

Posted by s2
Southdowns
Member since Sep 2016
5574 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 11:48 pm to
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wait till she gets on top then tell her your voting for trump and see if you can keep her on for another 8 seconds.....

you crazy mofo....

ain't laughed this hard in months.

wish i could buy you a cold one.

Posted by ImaObserver
Member since Aug 2019
2294 posts
Posted on 2/19/20 at 10:31 am to
Although I haven't read all eight pages, it seems to me that the most important take away is from the original posters statement "--all her news come from Alexa and Late Night Talk Shows."

Neither Alexa, nor Cortana, nor any other modern form of electronic brainwashing will ever be allowed to function in my house. Doorbell cameras, "smart" appliances, etc, etc, are just more of the same means of allowing others to spy on you and your family to build personal dossiers on each of you and post targeted advertisments to you.
You are welcome to the late night shows in your own homes if you so choose. I cannot judge them as I have never watched any of them nor do I ever intend to submit myself to indoctrination by the leftist MSM.
Posted by Muleriderhog
NYC
Member since Jan 2015
3116 posts
Posted on 2/19/20 at 10:34 am to
What a shitty marriage if you can’t even tell your wife who your voting for...
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