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Michigan Offers Homeowners $500 a Month to House ‘Newcomers’

Posted on 3/25/24 at 7:43 am
Posted by WPBTiger
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Posted on 3/25/24 at 7:43 am
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The state of Michigan is reportedly pushing a program offering citizens $500 a month to take in migrants.

The program, called the Newcomer Rental Subsidy, is set to provide shelter outside state shelters for “refugees.” The assistance would be available to homeowners for up to a year, according to MLive.com.


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According to the state, those eligible include, refugees, asylees, special immigration visa holders, victims of human trafficking, Cuban and Haitian entrants, Afghan nationals, and Ukrainian humanitarian parolees.


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Others who qualify include individuals who arrived under the Family Reunification Parole Process for El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, and Colombia, individuals with a pending asylum application, and other immigrant individuals on a case-by-case basis.

Amy Hovey, executive director of the Michigan State Housing Development Authority, claimed the program would help migrants “build a new life here.”


Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94915 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 7:48 am to
When I hear “Newcomers”, I think this.

Posted by tadman
Member since Jun 2020
3788 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 7:49 am to
What can you get for $500 a month??? A 40' shipping container with an air mattress?

Also nobody outside of Detroit metro area and the Ann Arbor socialist paradise is going to do this. The folks north of Grand Rapids are not open to these shenanigans.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35009 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 7:49 am to
shite, usually you have to pay them a couple bucks an hour.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
14973 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 7:58 am to
It’s only a matter of time before our Federal Government takes an account of the “excess” square footage of your house and determines how many invaders you are required to house.

BOOKMARK this post

It’s COMING!
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
2780 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:15 am to
$500 a month isn't worth me getting beheaded by a cartel member

They're not sending their best.

Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146575 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:18 am to
disclaimer: you only get the 500 dollars after you successfully register democrat and fill out 7 ballots each person.
Posted by FATBOY TIGER
Valhalla
Member since Jan 2016
8835 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:19 am to
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It’s only a matter of time before our Federal Government takes an account of the “excess” square footage of your house and determines how many invaders you are required to house.



Thats when I burn it to the ground, take the insurance money, sell the lot and move to the camp house in East Texas.
Posted by LB84
Member since May 2016
3338 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:20 am to
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Ukrainian humanitarian parolees


If this doesn't mean female from age range 20-40 I don't want any part of this.
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
6824 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:21 am to
Hoping one of these nutjob governors finds the balls to make this compulsory.
Posted by BlueFalcon
Aberdeen Scotland
Member since Dec 2011
2303 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:21 am to
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Michigan Offers Homeowners $500 a Month to House ‘Newcomers’


Only a racist wouldn't take that deal, we need to ship up more of them so more people can take advantage of that sweet deal

We need to expand our "Relocation Service" to include low level offenders

We can give low level offenders early parole if they agree to stay out of the state for 10 years and ship them to Blue Cities
Posted by rphtx
CO
Member since Apr 2018
1305 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:22 am to
I have a family friend living with us so he can get his career off the ground and jumpstart his savings. We are charging him $1k a month. It barely covers the food he eats.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40091 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:23 am to
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Ukrainian humanitarian parolees.


Michigan does realize that Ukrainians are not people of color and they are not LGBT friendly, don’t they?
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
10967 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:24 am to
Should be able to put them to work on an owner’s to-do list in return for such cheap rent…
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40091 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:28 am to
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Should be able to put them to work on an owner’s to-do list in return for such cheap rent…


Are the recipients of the money allowed to do that, or do college rush rules apply? If you make them clean or cook or do your laundry it’s considered hazing/exploiting.
This post was edited on 3/25/24 at 8:28 am
Posted by ole man
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
11687 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:30 am to
the pitiful thing is that some will do it, then get robbed or killed and make up an excuse for why
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
5914 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:31 am to
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$1k a month. It barely covers the food he eats.


What the hell are you feeding this leech?



Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
27492 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:45 am to
I'll house a single Ukrainen woman between the ages of 20 and 30 for $500
Posted by Torqued Pork
Malvern
Member since Sep 2020
3611 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 9:23 am to
I'll take in a Phang Phang look-alike and tip her nicely if she has Kung Pao skills.
This post was edited on 3/25/24 at 9:34 am
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71261 posts
Posted on 3/25/24 at 9:24 am to
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offering citizens


But don’t illegals have constitutional rights???
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