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McConnell announces discharge from rehabilitation center

Posted on 8/6/26 at 4:02 pm
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 8/6/26 at 4:02 pm
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Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) announced Thursday he has been discharged from the rehabilitation center where he was undergoing intense physical therapy to recover from a fall he suffered in June.

“Earlier today, I was discharged from the rehabilitation center to continue my recovery at home. Elaine and I are grateful for the many well wishes and support from friends, colleagues and Kentuckians and for the attentive care I’ve received from excellent doctors, nurses, therapists and hospital staff,” McConnell said in a statement.

He said he would continue to recover at home over the August recess, confirming expectations that he won’t return to the Senate before September. The recess runs through Sept. 14.


Posted by theballguy
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Posted on 8/6/26 at 4:02 pm to
I heard he's still on a ventilator though. Maybe an iron lung. Who knows.
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 8/6/26 at 4:05 pm to
Mitch announced…. Sure, sure
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Posted on 8/6/26 at 4:08 pm to
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Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) announced


His people announced, via a press release?


quote:

McConnell said in a statement.




cool.
This post was edited on 8/6/26 at 4:10 pm
Posted by TechBullDawg
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 8/6/26 at 4:15 pm to
Discharged to Shady Oaks Funeral Home
Posted by el Gaucho
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Posted on 8/6/26 at 4:16 pm to
It’s really sad that so many politicians have had to go to rehab recently. What was it? Fent? Tranq?
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
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Posted on 8/6/26 at 4:23 pm to
When he appears in the flesh will the brain trust here start calling him Jesus McConnell?
Posted by Jauquismos
Member since Jul 2023
1389 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 4:24 pm to
Did they treat his staring at the camera for 5 minutes without uttering word I mean stroke.
Posted by RazorBroncs
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Posted on 8/6/26 at 4:25 pm to
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It’s really sad that so many politicians have had to go to rehab recently. What was it? Fent? Tranq?


It's Mitch McConnell man. Cocaine.
Posted by Dig Deep
North Shore
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Posted on 8/6/26 at 4:27 pm to
So is he dead or a vegetable?
Posted by teke184
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Posted on 8/6/26 at 4:27 pm to
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
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Posted on 8/6/26 at 4:27 pm to

So now it can be said that he died at home, peacefully in his sleep.
Posted by kingbob
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 8/6/26 at 4:35 pm to
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When he appears in the flesh will the brain trust here start calling him Jesus McConnell?


The turtle who has returned from his shell!

Until then, he’s Schrodinger’s Senator.
Posted by RohanGonzales
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Posted on 8/6/26 at 4:40 pm to
Discharge from which oriface? That would tell us about how sick he is.
Posted by idlewatcher
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Posted on 8/6/26 at 4:58 pm to
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teke184


Posted by HEtiger
Member since May 2008
1943 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 5:39 pm to
Bastard can’t speak for himself? Did he fall on his vocal chords too? Is he comatose from the pneumonia? This is crazy that the broadcast media is not touching this issue.
Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
12791 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 5:43 pm to
Even in wheel chair - what a triumphant shot it would’ve been to see him rolled out in the face of his doubters

1) imagine what level of horrific shape he must be in to not show him leaving the hospital

2) how the hell are their not photographers at the facility and his house around the clock (or stealthily planted cameras).
Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
12791 posts
Posted on 8/6/26 at 5:50 pm to
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Bastard can’t speak for himself? Did he fall on his vocal cords too? Is he comatose from the pneumonia? This is crazy that the broadcast media is not touching this issue.


We complain about them carrying water for Joe, but this is getting to be pretty absurd in its own right.

Posted by weptiger
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Posted on 8/6/26 at 5:53 pm to
Posted by Barneyrb
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Posted on 8/6/26 at 6:36 pm to
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Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) announced Thursday


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