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re: Illinois pastor says: "Jesus was undocumented."

Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:19 am to
Posted by GumboPot
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Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:19 am to
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Jesus or hey-suess?
Posted by YouKnowImRight
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Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:20 am to
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This is why Protestantism is awful.


That's not uniquely Protestant. Our Catholic brothers have about 1600 years of making extra-biblical things doctrine.
This post was edited on 4/24/25 at 11:22 am
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
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Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:21 am to
Heretic
Posted by SlayTime
Member since Jan 2025
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Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:24 am to
Jesus of Nazareth was born while Mary & Joseph were literally headed to register (census) what ancestral town their lineage was from at the behest of Caesar.

This priest is either a demon, a retard, or a retarded demon.
This post was edited on 4/24/25 at 11:26 am
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:27 am to
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Had he argued Jesus was a refugee when Mary and Joseph fled to Egypt to escape Herod, then he would have had a point.


But even then, he went back home.

Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
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Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:29 am to
Yes, also He didn't leave the Roman Territories. Just one province to another. Like if someone left California to go to Arizona because the governor of California had a vendetta against them.
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
46818 posts
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:39 am to
It's not really comparable to what we're seeing with illegal immigration. To my knowledge, Egypt didn't have any immigration laws that were broken by Jesus' parents.
Posted by Man4others
Member since Aug 2017
2488 posts
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:40 am to
Undocumented? Actually He was from the House of David
Posted by PaperTiger
Ruston, LA
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:41 am to
Jesus also lived in a time where people were included in the census so that they could be taxed. We just going to forget about that?
Posted by ole man
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:42 am to
If I’d have been in that church I would have called his arse out
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
46818 posts
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:43 am to
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This is why Protestantism is awful. Every a$$hole with a Bible fancies himself as the sole arbiter of Christianity.
The RCC fancies itself as the sole arbiter of Christianity and yet there are so many Catholics taking positions on things like abortion against the stated position of the Church with no corrective action being taken.

What good is it to be the sole arbiter of Christianity if your followers can believe however they want?
Posted by Riverside
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Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:44 am to
I was expecting this to be a Rev. Jeremiah Wright clip.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:44 am to
This guy is a religious expert in the same way SFP is a legal expert.
Posted by theballguy
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Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:44 am to
Who cares? This was not an issue back then.
Posted by DreauxB2015
Member since Nov 2015
7923 posts
Posted on 4/24/25 at 12:07 pm to
Jesus came to the US?
Posted by prouddawg
Member since Sep 2024
9120 posts
Posted on 4/24/25 at 12:09 pm to
I bet said preacher doesn’t preach Jesus as the only way nor preach sin.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
24279 posts
Posted on 4/24/25 at 12:10 pm to
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Illinois pastor says: "Jesus was undocumented."


Illinois pastor is a ****
Posted by Rex Feral
Somewhere near Athens
Member since Jan 2014
16569 posts
Posted on 4/24/25 at 12:11 pm to
Oh for fricks sake, this guy is doing exactly what the Pharisees did. I can't stand liberals who twist their political views in to politics.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
89701 posts
Posted on 4/24/25 at 12:15 pm to
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WTF is that hanging on the wall behind him? A sheet with butterflies on it?

I'm guessing there's a sheet with rainbows and unicorns in there somewhere



Once you transition a child they grow into a beautiful butterfly.


Context led me to this assumption, and I just looked it up.



quote:

In the LGBTQ+ community, butterflies are primarily associated with transgender identity and transformation


It's what you think it is.
This post was edited on 4/24/25 at 12:18 pm
Posted by BurlesonCountyAg
Member since Jan 2014
4864 posts
Posted on 4/24/25 at 12:16 pm to
The pastor is referring to the fact that Jesus didn’t have a social security number or green card. Neither are referenced in the Bible.
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