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re: If you are stupid and have kids that are dumb, the Oregon Governor has a plan for you

Posted on 7/11/26 at 8:21 am to
Posted by Jax-Tiger
Vero Beach, FL
Member since Jan 2005
28306 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 8:21 am to
This is satire. Its obvious because there are no people of color in Oregon.
Posted by Pikes Peak Tiger
Colorado Springs
Member since Jun 2023
10304 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 8:21 am to
I would really appreciate it if one of this boards progressives could explain how this is a good thing.

Seriously. How does this help anyone?

Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
20551 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 8:21 am to
Beautiful lands out there to just give away. Just push west into the sea all the ones that don’t help push. Being that liberals are big Palestinians backers they could appreciate the irony of the “river to the sea”
Posted by Gifman
Captiva, FL
Member since Jan 2021
19788 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 8:22 am to
Democrats are the kings of surface solutions
Posted by LSURulzSEC
Lake Charles via Oakdale
Member since Aug 2004
79812 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 8:23 am to
quote:

How does this help Black students? Every Black person I know can read so they would have had zero problem graduating.


its doesn't help black students, it helps the communist party to keep them on the plantation and dependent on the govt.

The more they can keep dumb and dependent on the govt. the more power they accumulate...
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
56760 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 8:36 am to
Help them? Sounds like a lifetime sentence on the government teat.
Posted by LSUbest
Coastal Plain
Member since Aug 2007
17695 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 8:39 am to
That's why her dumb arse is being removed.
Posted by Great Plains Drifter
Flyover, U.S.A.
Member since Jul 2019
10634 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 8:41 am to
quote:

Can we just drop the left coast completely and let them have their own country?


I’d offer we hold on to our beautiful country and ship their collective arsses off to sub-Saharan Africa or maybe the sparsely populated Australian Outback. Canada has lots of wide open space as well.

Mass-migrate them all somewhere else.

They should have no issue with being mass-migrated somewhere.
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
41860 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 8:58 am to
Yep. This is a much better idea tbh.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
56291 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 8:59 am to
quote:

There are white men on this board that have the same politics as Governor Kotek.

They probably look like her as well.
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
62507 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 9:02 am to
quote:

Supporters say the change will help remove barriers that have disproportionately affected students of color


I bet if they removed doors on prison cells, this too would remove barriers holding back people of color!
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
90050 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 9:04 am to
The soft bigotry of low expectations.
Posted by JCdawg
Member since Sep 2014
9719 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 9:07 am to
quote:

would really appreciate it if one of this boards progressives could explain how this is a good thing. Seriously. How does this help anyone?


It’s akin to not reporting crime data. If you know who commits the majority of violent crime then you can’t be racist. If you don’t know the demographics at the bottom of the standardized test results, you can’t logically attribute that to a lower income probability. You can’t just call the inequities racist now without any data why.
Posted by SludgeFactory
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Jun 2025
4921 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 9:09 am to
Please tell me this isn't real.

This is racist as hell, for those who aren't paying attention. White progressives are flat out mocking minorities now. You are too stupid to even learn basics in school.
Posted by hogcard1964
Alabama
Member since Jan 2017
21793 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 9:14 am to
I thought that was Anderson Cooper.
Posted by deltadummy
Member since Mar 2025
2905 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 9:16 am to
Ya'll are the dumbest mfers on the Earth.

LINK
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117564 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 9:16 am to
The soft bigotry of low expectations
Posted by VOR
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2009
69715 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 9:23 am to
Since I’m apparently considered “leftist” here I’ll respond by saying that it makes zero sense to graduate kids who lack basic proficiency. In fact that’s a racist policy that harms those it claims to help.
Posted by RohanGonzales
Pronoun: Whatever
Member since Apr 2024
12809 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 9:28 am to
Why didn't you put SNOPES in your link, so we did not have to click to laugh at you?
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
10566 posts
Posted on 7/11/26 at 9:55 am to
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