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re: “If” the Persians take over Iran, what should they do?

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Posted by Vacherie Saint
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Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:42 am to
A topless monster truck rally
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:43 am to
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Legacy religious numbers as a result of the Twelver Shia Islam under the Safavid dynasty.

Iran had been primarily Muslim for about 900 years prior to that dynasty.
Posted by BOHICAMAN
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Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:43 am to
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But yeah, let’s go with 99% being correct.


Yes, because

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Makes total sense.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:46 am to
They're doing the bait and switch pivot move where they claim one thing (Iran wasn't Muslim) and then pivot to something more reasonable (Iran wasn't a hyper-specific type of extremist Muslim) once proven wrong, only to go back to their original attempt when educated people aren't around (to promote the amplification in the echo chamber they clearly want to repeat)
Posted by BOHICAMAN
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Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:48 am to
I don’t understand the OP. If the Persians take over Iran…
Posted by MrLSU
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Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:49 am to
The key piece is the urban versus rural divide. The urban centers were pretty diverse religiously but the rural areas suffered economically which pushed the rural folks into the cities. The urban area was around 48% of the population versus 53% who lived in the rural areas. The mass migration of the rural inbreeds into the city is what caused the collapse. The White revolution is what allowed for the takeover.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:50 am to
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I don’t understand the OP. If the Persians take over Iran…


Apparently the MAGA echo chamber content creators have created a distinction between "Persians" and "Muslims" and retards are just running with it, arguing Iran wasn't Muslim prior to 1979, ignoring 1300 years of history proving them wrong.

Hence the dishonest pivot/bait and switch
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:52 am to
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The key piece is the urban versus rural divide. The urban centers were pretty diverse religiously but the rural areas suffered economically which pushed the rural folks into the cities. The urban area was around 48% of the population versus 53% who lived in the rural areas. The mass migration of the rural inbreeds into the city is what caused the collapse. The White revolution is what allowed for the takeover.


None of this disputes the fact that Iran was a super-majority Muslim nation prior to the Shah taking over (which was almost 40 years prior to the 1979 revolution), and for the 1300 years or so prior to that.

You can't try to distinguish away from those facts/reality.
Posted by dgnx6
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Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:52 am to
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Yes, because



State says they are Muslim, so I believe they are Muslim.


That’s what you are doing.



And why I rightfully say you are spewing the Islamic dictators propaganda.


And you do know several groups wanted to overthrow the monarchy right? It’s the group that was the most organized that seized power. Then killed the others.


Just like it’s happened throughout history.


Your hardline minority won. The regime you are supporting.

This post was edited on 3/3/26 at 7:53 am
Posted by BOHICAMAN
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Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:53 am to
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And you do know several groups wanted to overthrow the monarchy right? It’s the group that was the most organized that seized power. Then killed the others.


They were all Muslim lol

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The regime you are supporting.


I’m probably one of the biggest supporters of this war on Iran.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:57 am to
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And you do know several groups wanted to overthrow the monarchy right?

Muslims are atypically violent. Why do you assume the other groups weren't Muslim, too, given the history of Muslim aggression since Mohammed?

Posted by GeauxBurrow312
Member since Nov 2024
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Posted on 3/3/26 at 8:09 am to
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For our survey on religious belief in Iran, we targeted diverse digital channels after analysing which groups showed lower participation rates in our previous large-scale surveys. The link to the survey was shared by Kurdish, Arab, Sufi and other networks. And our research assistant successfully convinced Shia pro-regime channels to spread it among their followers, too. We reached mass audiences by sharing the survey on Instagram pages and Telegram channels, some of which had a few million followers. After cleaning our data, we were left with a sample of almost 40,000 Iranians living in Iran. The sample was weighted and balanced to the target population of literate Iranians aged above 19, using five demographic variables and voting behaviour in the 2017 presidential elections.

Our results reveal dramatic changes in Iranian religiosity, with an increase in secularisation and a diversity of faiths and beliefs. Compared with Iran’s 99.5% census figure, we found that only 40% identified as Muslim




LINK
This post was edited on 3/3/26 at 8:11 am
Posted by Reagan80
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Posted on 3/3/26 at 9:02 am to
Arrange face to face meetings with Allah for the Revolutionary Guard as possible.
Posted by lepdagod
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Posted on 3/3/26 at 9:06 am to
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Iran had been primarily Muslim for about 900 years prior to that dynasty.


These fricking idiots on here talking about the “Persians” returning to Iran… historically ignorant
Posted by Napoleon
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Posted on 3/3/26 at 9:40 am to
Few are zoastrians. Really where do you guys get your info?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 3/3/26 at 10:38 am to
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These fricking idiots on here talking about the “Persians” returning to Iran… historically ignorant


I mean consider the population and how they achieved this level of retardation. It's par for the course.
Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 3/3/26 at 10:41 am to
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Big if, but if they do wrestle control of the country from the Islamist, I think they should literally bulldoze every single Mosque in Iran and either deport or imprison most of the Muslim population that kept them enslaved for almost 5 decades.


If the Persian people do not rise up and wrest control from the Islamic Regime in the next few weeks the US should declare victory and get the hell out......we gave them an opportunity to bust a move, now it's up to the Persian people.
Posted by PurpleSingularity
Member since Dec 2017
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Posted on 3/3/26 at 10:43 am to
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They're doing the bait and switch pivot move where they claim one thing (Iran wasn't Muslim) and then pivot to something more reasonable (Iran wasn't a hyper-specific type of extremist Muslim) once proven wrong, only to go back to their original attempt when educated people aren't around (to promote the amplification in the echo chamber they clearly want to repeat)


I thought you fancied yourself as an intellectual?

It’s really a function of Gulf Arabs vs Persians, Shiite vs Shia….although the religious overtones mask the geopolitical struggles, which are much more important to each side
Posted by goatmilker
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Posted on 3/3/26 at 11:04 am to
They are majority Muslims.
If the Mullahs are deposed they will work on business ties to the world and work on fixing their water shortage.
Posted by RD Dawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
28281 posts
Posted on 3/3/26 at 11:18 am to
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think most Persians weren’t Muslim before the revolution. They were forced to convert afterwards


Nah

It's been predominantly Muslim for a long,long time.
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