re: I nominate the quote below for quote of the year. What's yours?

The early bird gets the worm, however, the second mouse gets the cheese.

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“That motherfricker is not real!”

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It's real, otherwise there would not be cakes and cookies.

"Stick with me son, and you'll be wearing diamonds as big as horse turds"

Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it himself.

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Decent quote. Bit similar to Churchill's young/old quote. Can't remember if it was yours or some other poster.

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It's mine ... been using it for decades with my kids and grandkids.

I remember the exact moment it came to me at a lecture, in college in the mid 70s, about overpopulation predictions if the birthrate wasn't brought in check. It was the global warming grift of the time.

I presented the historical fact, to my sociology professor, that nature always took care of those problems and I cited the reasons all deadly plagues and viruses originate in China and Africa ... aling with starvation. Because of overpopulation and filth ... and that nature makes necessary corrections.

To which he scoffed, like I had insulted him, and he said that it was up to Democrats, on the left, to push birth control to keep people with my outlook from being born.

I laughed and said, "when nature gets out of kilter it Rights itself, it doesn't left itself," and the classroom erupted. It was a big class too.

In full disclosure I was President of the Young Republicans Chapter at the time .... and one of founders of our Freefall Parachute Club and President of my fraternity. I was also the Campus Campaign Chair for Strom Thurmond. So I was a target of this particular professor ... who left the University of SC two years later to work for Jimmy Carter. He was also a close friend of Dick Riley's ... who Jimmy Carter named as our first Secretary of Education. (One of my Econ professors went to work for the Carter admin as well.)

“We will have a better plan, with lower costs and better care.”

"Maturing is realizing that we are all sIaves to the bottom 20 percent of society, far more than we are to the top 1 percent."

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Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them".

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An old boss of mine when I was a teenager always said “he didn’t get that fat by working hard”

Said by every Navy Master Chief that ever served:

“Your job is not to die for your country. Your job is to make sure that the other SOB dies for his!”

Liberalism is a mental disorder -- Michael Savage