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re: HuffPo: 'I got married and took my wife's surname. Here's why...'

Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:27 pm to
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
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Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:27 pm to
Is it bad that I just don't care about this?
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:27 pm to
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$5 says that dude gets cheated on.


$10 says he watches as it goes down.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:27 pm to
Chances are she never stopped.
Posted by TheFolker
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:29 pm to
I can understand both parties keeping their own name but this is stupid.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
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Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:29 pm to
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Over/Under 10 years before he is paying child support to her mulatto children.

the racial component isn't needed, but i can write that article

when i decided to marry her, i knew that i would have to be her equal and respect her choices. if she wanted to have sex with other men and bear their children, i have to respect that choice and support them. supporting your own genetic line is a vestige of the patriarchy created solely to suppress women and their sexual choices throughout hisory
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:29 pm to
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$10 says he watches as it goes down.


Next week's article:

"I went on my honeymoon and watched my wife get banged by a bartender. Here's why."
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:30 pm to
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s it bad that I just don't care about this?


No, it's common in Japan.

Just not common here.

Friend took his wife's Japanese surname. It was the polite thing to do.

But the guy in the article looks pathetic.

Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:30 pm to
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$10 says he watches as it goes down.


$20 says it's with his more masculine brother
Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
33109 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:30 pm to
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Is it bad that I just don't care about this


Wouldn't be a bad thing if instead of this you cared about important things, but you probably have Sunday Ticket and are fat. Or maybe a Crossfiter. Or a dedicated college sports fan.
This post was edited on 1/6/17 at 12:31 pm
Posted by PrimeTime Money
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Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:32 pm to
Nothing is more beta than giving your wife a fricking high five.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:32 pm to
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when i decided to marry her, i knew that i would have to be her equal and respect her choices. if she wanted to have sex with other men and bear their children, i have to respect that choice and support them. supporting your own genetic line is a vestige of the patriarchy created solely to suppress women and their sexual choices throughout hisory



Holy shite I could actually see that being written with a straight face by someone of the author's ilk.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:34 pm to
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Nothing is more beta than giving your wife a fricking high five.


Weird, now I'm trying to think of when I've ever given one to my wife

I honestly don't think I ever have. We usually just fist bump or I grab her arse. Or both
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
32171 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:36 pm to
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Honestly, if our last names didn’t sound like shite hyphenated (Brender-Broberg is a mouthful)




You gotta admit ...

"a want Broberg" ... does have a nice ring to it.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:36 pm to
She's likely already cheating on him.

And he will stay with her, knowing she is taking the dick
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476983 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:38 pm to
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Holy shite I could actually see that being written with a straight face by someone of the author's ilk.

i speak progressive pretty fluently
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:39 pm to
You should never high five a woman. It artificially elevates them to your level.
Posted by Chimlim
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2005
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Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:40 pm to
As if taking your wife's last name isn't Beta enough, you have to write an essay to desperately seek approval for being such a Beta?

If she's not already cheating, I give it 3-5 years. And she'll blame him for her cheating when he catches them, and he will apologize.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
39420 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:41 pm to
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I also believe in equality of the genders, best explained by feminist minds throughout the years. I learned it early on and it stuck with me (my mom was a bra-burning NYC hippie) and my belief grew as I studied. I was forever changed by a college course that explored how gender influences everyday concepts. I fell in love with the empathy Simone de Beauvoir taught me. I recognize a world that reinforces the male gaze. I see a history that revolves around a man’s worldview. For all these reasons and more, I want to be part of a gender-equalizing future.


Probably a picture of some random dude off the internet.

This sounds fake because it reminds me of Groundhog Day.

PHIL:” What are you looking for? Who is your perfect guy?
“RITA:” Well first of all, he’s too humble to know he’s perfect.
“PHIL:” .. That’s me.
“RITA:” He’s intelligent, supportive, funny.
“PHIL:” Intelligent, supportive, funny. Me, me, me.

* “RITA:” He’s got a good body, but he doesn’t have to look in the mirror every two minutes.
“PHIL:” I have a great body and sometimes I go months .. without looking.

* “RITA:” He’s kind, sensitive and gentle. He’s not afraid to cry in front of me.
“PHIL:” This is a man we’re talking about right??
Posted by TheFolker
Member since Aug 2011
5490 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:41 pm to
At least the kids she has with some other man won't have his name. But then again neither will he.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 12:42 pm to
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If she's not already cheating, I give it 3-5 months.


FIFY

I do want to keep up with this (I hate using this word) cuck's story, because there's no way that a man who is this big of a pussy will make it with a wife.
This post was edited on 1/6/17 at 12:44 pm
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