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How to handle Seattle...
Posted on 6/16/20 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 6/16/20 at 2:14 pm
Copied from a friend of mine.
"OK, here's how I would handle the situation in Seattle.
“1. Set up a perimeter around their so-called border, complete with concertina wire, armed border patrol agents, and checkpoints. At these CHECKPOINTS, post huge signs saying, "You are now entering the United States of America. Please have passports and travel papers ready". Deny them entry into the U.S.
“2. CUT OFF their electricity, water, and sewer systems. Since they are autonomous, they must supply their own infrastructure. If they wish to use American infrastructure, they must pay for it -- at international rates.
“3. Place TARIFFS on any goods or foodstuffs they wish to IMPORT into their autonomous zone, same as you would with any other country.
“4. Cut off their access to WI-FI and CELL SERVICE. Since they are autonomous, they must establish their own corporations to provide these services. If they wish to use American internet and phone services, they must pay -- at international rates.
“5. If they wish to return to the United States, they must APPLY for IMMIGRATION, just like any other foreigner would. If they sneak into the country, put them into detention centers, then deport them back to CHAZ.
“6. Sit back and laugh when they start realizing the real world isn't like playing Sims in Mommy's basement.”
Author - A friend of a friend
#learnwhatautonomousmeans
"OK, here's how I would handle the situation in Seattle.
“1. Set up a perimeter around their so-called border, complete with concertina wire, armed border patrol agents, and checkpoints. At these CHECKPOINTS, post huge signs saying, "You are now entering the United States of America. Please have passports and travel papers ready". Deny them entry into the U.S.
“2. CUT OFF their electricity, water, and sewer systems. Since they are autonomous, they must supply their own infrastructure. If they wish to use American infrastructure, they must pay for it -- at international rates.
“3. Place TARIFFS on any goods or foodstuffs they wish to IMPORT into their autonomous zone, same as you would with any other country.
“4. Cut off their access to WI-FI and CELL SERVICE. Since they are autonomous, they must establish their own corporations to provide these services. If they wish to use American internet and phone services, they must pay -- at international rates.
“5. If they wish to return to the United States, they must APPLY for IMMIGRATION, just like any other foreigner would. If they sneak into the country, put them into detention centers, then deport them back to CHAZ.
“6. Sit back and laugh when they start realizing the real world isn't like playing Sims in Mommy's basement.”
Author - A friend of a friend
#learnwhatautonomousmeans
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Posted on 6/16/20 at 2:15 pm to Volsfan82169
Let them stew in it.
Posted on 6/16/20 at 2:15 pm to Volsfan82169
1,2,4 is all you need
Posted on 6/16/20 at 2:15 pm to Volsfan82169
quote:
How to handle Seattle...
The noise of an A-10 Warthog would do the trick. I always scatter at the sound of one in CoD.
Posted on 6/16/20 at 2:16 pm to Volsfan82169
Don't be surprised if Seattle's mayor sends food and Starbucks trucks in to CHAZ. She's already sent porta-potties. She's got their backs.
Posted on 6/16/20 at 2:20 pm to Volsfan82169
Let them burn it to the freaking ground.
Posted on 6/16/20 at 2:22 pm to Volsfan82169
Ever single one of those items require superceding "Mayor Jenny", "Sideshow Bob" Ferguson and Sleepy Jay Inslee.
Posted on 6/16/20 at 2:23 pm to Volsfan82169
Or....let it all burn.
Posted on 6/16/20 at 2:25 pm to Volsfan82169
Or we can just get our popcorn ready and watch when the Hell's Angels and Outlaws roll in there to hand the CHAZ back over to SPD.
Posted on 6/16/20 at 2:28 pm to TigerAxeOK
Love #5
Posted on 6/16/20 at 2:28 pm to Volsfan82169
Since these children have declared their independence from the USA, they should be willing to forfeit their citizenship and right to vote.
Posted on 6/16/20 at 2:29 pm to Volsfan82169
or. wait till july 4th and let hells angels and mongels handle it
Posted on 6/16/20 at 2:30 pm to Volsfan82169
Supposedly it’s down from 7 blocks to 3 blocks. People must be getting the frick out.
Posted on 6/16/20 at 2:30 pm to SeeeeK
Deport all illegals to CHAZ.
Posted on 6/16/20 at 2:30 pm to Volsfan82169
Start with #4 and give it 24 hours. My guess is this would be over.
Posted on 6/16/20 at 2:34 pm to Volsfan82169
No. Those things are an acknowledgement that we (the US) consider the CHOP to be an independent country. Obviously, that is not the case. The peaceful way you handle these morons is to cut off all of their resources and starve them out. The potentially violent way to handle them is to give them a deadline to leave and then send in overwhelming force if they do not.
Posted on 6/16/20 at 2:34 pm to Volsfan82169
quote:Nah. That would just allow Amazon to set up the Berlin Airlift with drones for the Commie win.
Copied from a friend of mine.
"OK, here's how I would handle the situation in Seattle.
“1. Set up a perimeter around their so-called border, complete with concertina wire, armed border patrol agents, and checkpoints. At these CHECKPOINTS, post huge signs saying, "You are now entering the United States of America. Please have passports and travel papers ready". Deny them entry into the U.S.
“2. CUT OFF their electricity, water, and sewer systems. Since they are autonomous, they must supply their own infrastructure. If they wish to use American infrastructure, they must pay for it -- at international rates.
“3. Place TARIFFS on any goods or foodstuffs they wish to IMPORT into their autonomous zone, same as you would with any other country.
“4. Cut off their access to WI-FI and CELL SERVICE. Since they are autonomous, they must establish their own corporations to provide these services. If they wish to use American internet and phone services, they must pay -- at international rates.
“5. If they wish to return to the United States, they must APPLY for IMMIGRATION, just like any other foreigner would. If they sneak into the country, put them into detention centers, then deport them back to CHAZ.
“6. Sit back and laugh when they start realizing the real world isn't like playing Sims in Mommy's basement.”
Author - A friend of a friend
#learnwhatautonomousmeans
Posted on 6/16/20 at 2:37 pm to Volsfan82169
Wouldn’t carpet bombing make more sense?
Posted on 6/16/20 at 2:38 pm to TizzyT4theUofA
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Let them burn it to the freaking ground.
What about the private property, and business owners within CHAZ that do not support any of the idiocy?
Posted on 6/16/20 at 2:41 pm to NC_Tigah
Best thing is to do nothing. When the rapes and stealing get even wore they will abandon their utopia. Animal farm is playing out right before our eyes. Enjoy!
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