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How to get Mexico to pay for the wall: Bring europe and japan into the equation!

Posted on 1/27/17 at 11:37 pm
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
69418 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 11:37 pm
One problem facing some european countries and Japan today is falling birth rates and or outright population decline. European politicians and economists know this is of grave consequence, which is why even conservative pols in europe favor refugee programs from the middle east.

One problem facing Mexico is extremely high incarceration costs and overcrowded prisons. This is a problem for mexico because it reduces the funds available to fight the cartels.

So, here is what we just established

a) european countries and Japan are facing a demographic crisis that will frick things up long term

b) mexico has too many fricking people in its prisons.

THE PLAN: Work out a deal between Mexico and, say, Japan. If Mexico agrees to pay for the wall, America will facilitate an agreement between japan and Mexico to send Mexican prisoners to Japan as immigrants who will be required to become economically productive citizens. This "triangular tactic" will solve problems facing all three countries

1) America gets the wall
2) Mexico has less prisoners
3) Japan/european county x no longer faces demographic crises.

More specifics as to why this plan will work

1) Mexicans are catholic, so culturally they will fit in better in europe than muslims do. They also breed like rabbits which will healthily bring those birth rates up.

2) European countries and japan have high tax rates, so the funds that will need to be allocated to teach these Mexicans the language and basic economic skills will be easy to procure. Furthermore, european countries and japan have prison systems that are already highly geared towards rehabilitation.

3) The one time payment for the wall will be an INVESTMENT for the mexican government in a sense, because it gets rid of many prisoners who could be in those prisons for decades requiring resources.
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
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Posted on 1/27/17 at 11:40 pm to
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
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Posted on 1/27/17 at 11:42 pm to
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
69418 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 11:52 pm to
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
36389 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 11:56 pm to
This might be one of the stupidest ideas I've ever read on this board.
Posted by russellvillehog
Member since Apr 2016
9711 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 12:05 am to
Japan doesn't let anyone but Japanese people immigrate there usually. So this sure as frick won't work.
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 12:19 am to
Holy shite.
Posted by DallasTiger11
Los Angeles
Member since Mar 2004
11831 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 12:24 am to
Put down the reefer and relax bro.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
13054 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 1:29 am to
quote:

America will facilitate an agreement between japan and Mexico to send Mexican prisoners to Japan as immigrants who will be required to become economically productive citizens.


Posted by joshnorris14
Florida
Member since Jan 2009
45308 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 1:35 am to
Japan wants to be homogenous, if they integrate people they'll be white people
This post was edited on 1/28/17 at 1:36 am
Posted by Kickadawgitfeelsgood
Lafayette LA
Member since Nov 2005
14089 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 1:44 am to
Trumpkin
Posted by Remote Controlled
Member since Apr 2013
6859 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 1:48 am to
You sound as manic as your God Emperor.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
12968 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 1:53 am to
Japan and Europe are not taking Mexican felons. Try again.
This post was edited on 1/28/17 at 1:54 am
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
58259 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 6:04 am to
Are you drunk?
Posted by Itismemc
LA
Member since Nov 2008
4723 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 6:24 am to
There are tales of a giant landmass south of Japan that they send prisoners to, there the copulate and make things like Nichole Kidman And Elle McPherson.... send them there
Posted by Sevendust912
Member since Jun 2013
11366 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 6:50 am to
If Japan takes in immigrants they certainly won't be Mexican and they sure as hell won't be prisoners
Posted by TrueTiger
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Member since Sep 2004
68520 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 6:56 am to
Japan protects its culture.

They aren't letting in Mexican prisoners. Unless they are eunuchs.
Posted by Eurocat
Member since Apr 2004
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Posted on 1/28/17 at 7:00 am to
Posted by GurleyGirl
Georgia
Member since Nov 2015
13178 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 7:19 am to
quote:

How to get Mexico to pay for the wall:


Federal tax on money transfers Mexico. Not to mention that once millions of illegal indigents are deported and can no longer re-cross the border, the wall pay for itself via decreased demand on government services. Never mind it might well prevent the infiltration of terrorists and criminals in general.
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