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How to get Mexico to pay for the wall: Bring europe and japan into the equation!
Posted on 1/27/17 at 11:37 pm
Posted on 1/27/17 at 11:37 pm
One problem facing some european countries and Japan today is falling birth rates and or outright population decline. European politicians and economists know this is of grave consequence, which is why even conservative pols in europe favor refugee programs from the middle east.
One problem facing Mexico is extremely high incarceration costs and overcrowded prisons. This is a problem for mexico because it reduces the funds available to fight the cartels.
So, here is what we just established
a) european countries and Japan are facing a demographic crisis that will frick things up long term
b) mexico has too many fricking people in its prisons.
THE PLAN: Work out a deal between Mexico and, say, Japan. If Mexico agrees to pay for the wall, America will facilitate an agreement between japan and Mexico to send Mexican prisoners to Japan as immigrants who will be required to become economically productive citizens. This "triangular tactic" will solve problems facing all three countries
1) America gets the wall
2) Mexico has less prisoners
3) Japan/european county x no longer faces demographic crises.
More specifics as to why this plan will work
1) Mexicans are catholic, so culturally they will fit in better in europe than muslims do. They also breed like rabbits which will healthily bring those birth rates up.
2) European countries and japan have high tax rates, so the funds that will need to be allocated to teach these Mexicans the language and basic economic skills will be easy to procure. Furthermore, european countries and japan have prison systems that are already highly geared towards rehabilitation.
3) The one time payment for the wall will be an INVESTMENT for the mexican government in a sense, because it gets rid of many prisoners who could be in those prisons for decades requiring resources.
One problem facing Mexico is extremely high incarceration costs and overcrowded prisons. This is a problem for mexico because it reduces the funds available to fight the cartels.
So, here is what we just established
a) european countries and Japan are facing a demographic crisis that will frick things up long term
b) mexico has too many fricking people in its prisons.
THE PLAN: Work out a deal between Mexico and, say, Japan. If Mexico agrees to pay for the wall, America will facilitate an agreement between japan and Mexico to send Mexican prisoners to Japan as immigrants who will be required to become economically productive citizens. This "triangular tactic" will solve problems facing all three countries
1) America gets the wall
2) Mexico has less prisoners
3) Japan/european county x no longer faces demographic crises.
More specifics as to why this plan will work
1) Mexicans are catholic, so culturally they will fit in better in europe than muslims do. They also breed like rabbits which will healthily bring those birth rates up.
2) European countries and japan have high tax rates, so the funds that will need to be allocated to teach these Mexicans the language and basic economic skills will be easy to procure. Furthermore, european countries and japan have prison systems that are already highly geared towards rehabilitation.
3) The one time payment for the wall will be an INVESTMENT for the mexican government in a sense, because it gets rid of many prisoners who could be in those prisons for decades requiring resources.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 11:56 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
This might be one of the stupidest ideas I've ever read on this board.
Posted on 1/28/17 at 12:05 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Japan doesn't let anyone but Japanese people immigrate there usually. So this sure as frick won't work.
Posted on 1/28/17 at 12:24 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Put down the reefer and relax bro.
Posted on 1/28/17 at 1:29 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
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America will facilitate an agreement between japan and Mexico to send Mexican prisoners to Japan as immigrants who will be required to become economically productive citizens.
Posted on 1/28/17 at 1:35 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Japan wants to be homogenous, if they integrate people they'll be white people
This post was edited on 1/28/17 at 1:36 am
Posted on 1/28/17 at 1:48 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
You sound as manic as your God Emperor.
Posted on 1/28/17 at 1:53 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Japan and Europe are not taking Mexican felons. Try again.
This post was edited on 1/28/17 at 1:54 am
Posted on 1/28/17 at 6:24 am to Revelator
There are tales of a giant landmass south of Japan that they send prisoners to, there the copulate and make things like Nichole Kidman And Elle McPherson.... send them there
Posted on 1/28/17 at 6:50 am to Itismemc
If Japan takes in immigrants they certainly won't be Mexican and they sure as hell won't be prisoners
Posted on 1/28/17 at 6:56 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Japan protects its culture.
They aren't letting in Mexican prisoners. Unless they are eunuchs.
They aren't letting in Mexican prisoners. Unless they are eunuchs.
Posted on 1/28/17 at 7:19 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
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How to get Mexico to pay for the wall:
Federal tax on money transfers Mexico. Not to mention that once millions of illegal indigents are deported and can no longer re-cross the border, the wall pay for itself via decreased demand on government services. Never mind it might well prevent the infiltration of terrorists and criminals in general.
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