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Guys, Ilhan's $30 million net worth was a filing error. All fixed now. Only worth $95K

Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:03 am
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184471 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:03 am
Posted by ChasinTails
USA
Member since Oct 2017
204 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:06 am to
Ah, nice. I’m glad that’s settled. Don’t be a bigot xenophobe and present any math questions.
Posted by Iron Lion
Romulus
Member since Nov 2014
14165 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:07 am to
That creature posing in front of our flag disgusts me.
Posted by Lsut81
Member since Jun 2005
85830 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:07 am to
Just a rounding error.... Come on Stout, in your business, don't act like you haven't missed a decimal point by couple of places
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19717 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:07 am to

This post was edited on 7/26/26 at 5:58 pm
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
28631 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:08 am to
Thats bananas


















and rice.
Posted by Techdave
Laffy
Member since Apr 2014
926 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:09 am to
Good god, this lady is ripe for a massive scandal to blow open any day now. Something much bigger than her usual bullshite.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
124839 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:09 am to
There are posters here who share Illhan’s politics. Namely Tboy, Byron Bojangles, Decatur, RFK, VOR, and CrystalPreserves.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
24633 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:09 am to
I’m currently trying to contemplate the rectal exam the IRS would give me if I misstated my earnings by $30M on my federal filings.

The HR Block guy at Walmart wouldn’t make a $30M error and I’m supposed to believe she did while owning a winery? GTFO.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
39398 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:13 am to
Maybe this is the official filing but we heard this excuse when it first came out weeks ago, no?
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
10778 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:14 am to
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98628 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:17 am to
Is this chick ever going to be actually investigated? Jesus Christmas.
Posted by Rodo
Houston
Member since Aug 2011
2124 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:19 am to
Knowingly filing a false document is a federal offense.

Rodo
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
67571 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:19 am to
quote:

Only worth $95K


There is no way this is true.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
5956 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:26 am to
So much of the 3rd world is scamming. If there is one thing that they are good at, it is scamming.

My cousin married a light-skinned Venezuelan and moved to Miami. She said its common knowledge that if someone was able to immigrate from one islands or South America, they would start scamming the gov. The same "driving Mercedes while getting full benefits" type stuff we see here in the south. Within their culture, it isn't looked down on at all; its just expected.
Posted by Auburn1968
NYC
Member since Mar 2019
27510 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:29 am to
Math from the pirate Lerning School!
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
18083 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:41 am to
quote:

That creature posing in front of our flag disgusts me.


Im sure it's the same feeling for her.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
21083 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:54 am to
Poor bitch

Brotherfricker
This post was edited on 6/18/26 at 9:03 am
Posted by Rip Torner
Member since Jul 2023
3226 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:58 am to
I accidentally put 74 million on my tax filing that way I could graciously pay the government more money than I actually have! Who doesn’t do that?!
Posted by NCaddoTigerfan
Member since Aug 2021
740 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 9:04 am to
Dang back to eating bananas and rice……
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