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Guys, Ilhan's $30 million net worth was a filing error. All fixed now. Only worth $95K

Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:03 am
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
183298 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:03 am
Posted by ChasinTails
USA
Member since Oct 2017
189 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:06 am to
Ah, nice. I’m glad that’s settled. Don’t be a bigot xenophobe and present any math questions.
Posted by Iron Lion
Romulus
Member since Nov 2014
14080 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:07 am to
That creature posing in front of our flag disgusts me.
Posted by Lsut81
Member since Jun 2005
85358 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:07 am to
Just a rounding error.... Come on Stout, in your business, don't act like you haven't missed a decimal point by couple of places
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19547 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:07 am to
So add bank fraud to the list?
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
28374 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:08 am to
Thats bananas


















and rice.
Posted by Techdave
Laffy
Member since Apr 2014
905 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:09 am to
Good god, this lady is ripe for a massive scandal to blow open any day now. Something much bigger than her usual bullshite.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
123597 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:09 am to
There are posters here who share Illhan’s politics. Namely Tboy, Byron Bojangles, Decatur, RFK, VOR, and CrystalPreserves.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
23924 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:09 am to
I’m currently trying to contemplate the rectal exam the IRS would give me if I misstated my earnings by $30M on my federal filings.

The HR Block guy at Walmart wouldn’t make a $30M error and I’m supposed to believe she did while owning a winery? GTFO.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
38749 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:13 am to
Maybe this is the official filing but we heard this excuse when it first came out weeks ago, no?
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
10531 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:14 am to
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
97590 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:17 am to
Is this chick ever going to be actually investigated? Jesus Christmas.
Posted by Rodo
Houston
Member since Aug 2011
1956 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:19 am to
Knowingly filing a false document is a federal offense.

Rodo
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
66140 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:19 am to
quote:

Only worth $95K


There is no way this is true.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
5684 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:26 am to
So much of the 3rd world is scamming. If there is one thing that they are good at, it is scamming.

My cousin married a light-skinned Venezuelan and moved to Miami. She said its common knowledge that if someone was able to immigrate from one islands or South America, they would start scamming the gov. The same "driving Mercedes while getting full benefits" type stuff we see here in the south. Within their culture, it isn't looked down on at all; its just expected.
Posted by Auburn1968
NYC
Member since Mar 2019
26849 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:29 am to
Math from the pirate Lerning School!
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
17771 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:41 am to
quote:

That creature posing in front of our flag disgusts me.


Im sure it's the same feeling for her.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20572 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:54 am to
Poor bitch

Brotherfricker
This post was edited on 6/18/26 at 9:03 am
Posted by Rip Torner
Member since Jul 2023
2803 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 8:58 am to
I accidentally put 74 million on my tax filing that way I could graciously pay the government more money than I actually have! Who doesn’t do that?!
Posted by NCaddoTigerfan
Member since Aug 2021
734 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 9:04 am to
Dang back to eating bananas and rice……
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