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Everybody Talks About Brandon's Decline, But Poor Bill Clinton Seems to Be Struggling.....

Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:49 pm
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
52664 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:49 pm
I always had mixed feelings about Clinton. He had the morals of a snake, but actually seemed like a pretty friendly guy (Especially compared to Hildabeast). And I hate to admit it now, but he was the last Democrat I ever voted for.

I hope you make peace with Jesus, Bill, because it looks like your departure could be fairly soon.



Posted by captainFid
Never apologize to barbarism
Member since Dec 2014
11984 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:51 pm to
Not really comparable.

Brandon's was due to age; Bill's is either a symptom of VD or a hex by his wife.
Posted by DarthTiger
Member since Sep 2005
3371 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:51 pm to
Friendly nature or not, the man is evil.
Posted by MyMardiGrasHat
Member since Sep 2026
340 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:52 pm to
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hex by his wife
Posted by Kenna City Solja
America’s City
Member since Nov 2025
1631 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

I always had mixed feelings about Clinton. He had the morals of a snake, but actually seemed like a pretty friendly guy

Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
13197 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:53 pm to
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or a hex by his wife.


or simply the result of being married to her for that long
Posted by theliontamer
Chicago
Member since Nov 2015
2657 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:53 pm to
Bill was president 25 years ago. Brandon was president last year.
Posted by atlgamecockman
Nola
Member since Dec 2012
4743 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:54 pm to
Well he's old.
Posted by randybobandy
NOLA
Member since Mar 2015
2262 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:54 pm to
and the world will be a better place when he and his vile spouse are gone.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23775 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 4:09 pm to
Bill and Hillary are both trash, but I think Hillary is the real, power-hungry evil one. Bill would have been happy just retiring and chasing skirt post-presidency, but Hilldawg wanted her chance. He probably looks back now and wishes he had just filed for divorce the morning after they moved out of the White House.
Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
21171 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 4:20 pm to
Syphilis is a bad thing. Made Hillary uglier to everyone else too
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
52664 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

Friendly nature or not, the man is evil.


I agree. Didn't take me too long to figure that out. Still, it seems a little strange that, according to most everybody who met him, he was very personable.

Then again, they say Ted Bundy could be charming, too.
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
52664 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 4:45 pm to
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Bill and Hillary are both trash, but I think Hillary is the real, power-hungry evil one. Bill would have been happy just retiring and chasing skirt post-presidency, but Hilldawg wanted her chance. He probably looks back now and wishes he had just filed for divorce the morning after they moved out of the White House.


I think this basically sums it up.
Posted by Great Plains Drifter
Flyover, U.S.A.
Member since Jul 2019
10708 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 4:50 pm to
Slick’s aww-shucks external demeanor is what made him particularly dangerous.

Bill gave off the vibes of just being “a good ol’ boy” but don’t kid yourself, the guy was conniving and very smart (and not in a good way).

Anyone drawn to Hildabeast for a spouse had his own diabolical screw loose somewhere up there.
Posted by texas tortilla
houston
Member since Dec 2015
5142 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 4:51 pm to
I wonder what ever happened to Bill's El Camino? The one with astroturf in the back.
Posted by chity
Chicago, Il
Member since Dec 2008
6909 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 5:12 pm to
He's 80 years old.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
67616 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

Bill and Hillary are both trash, but I think Hillary is the real, power-hungry evil one. Bill would have been happy just retiring and chasing skirt post-presidency, but Hilldawg wanted her chance
I would pay real money to see a video of her campaign headquarters on election night 2016.
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
17803 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 5:38 pm to
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run, he had to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.
"No, Five dollars!" he would jokingly fire back.

This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his daily jog.

As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.

He realized he should better have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.

Sure enough, there was that hooker again.

Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she

watched the pair jog past her.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled:



"See what you get for five bucks...?"
Posted by BHTiger
Charleston
Member since Dec 2017
9889 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 5:52 pm to
Bill left office 26 years ago....potatohead 2 years ago.


Not the same.
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
17298 posts
Posted on 10/21/26 at 6:00 pm to
quote:

Bill left office 26 years ago....potatohead 2 years ago.


Not the same.



exactly
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