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re: Don Jr Is On His Way To Greenland

Posted on 1/6/25 at 6:08 pm to
Posted by gaetti15
AK
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 1/6/25 at 6:08 pm to
taking over most of Greenland would just be like adding more villages from the NW and Northern part of Alaska. Would be a lot of native villages and what not that could probably be pretty integrated into Bureau of Indian Affairs and Department of Interior pretty easily.

Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 1/6/25 at 6:11 pm to
I don’t think it would happen, but the US purchasing Greenland would be a bigger deal than Alaska or Hawaii. It would cement Trump as one of the most eventful Presidents in history.
Posted by BobBoucher
Member since Jan 2008
18742 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 6:17 pm to
Greenland >>> Canada.

Sorry cucks. But a lot of you are in fact, cucks.
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
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Posted on 1/6/25 at 6:21 pm to
quote:

It would cement Trump as one of the most eventful Presidents in history.


We will rename it Trumpsylvania.
Posted by Evolved Simian
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Member since Sep 2010
23260 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 6:22 pm to
quote:

trump is probably doing this with Canada and Greenland to soak up the media coverage, while he has significant work taking place else where under wraps


Shhhhhh.

He's bluffing the Danes. He really wants the Faroes too.
Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
55732 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 6:46 pm to


Renamed to Goldland or Trumpland
Posted by gaetti15
AK
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 1/6/25 at 6:52 pm to
quote:

I don’t think it would happen, but the US purchasing Greenland would be a bigger deal than Alaska or Hawaii. It would cement Trump as one of the most eventful Presidents in history.


I would put it on par with Alaska. You know for the longest time that was called Seward's Folly. I imagine similar things would be said after some time about Trump if he were to purchase Greenland.

Hawaii was an inside job to revolt over the Native Hawaiian kingdom during a time of imperialism for America (and the world) so that's a bit different
This post was edited on 1/6/25 at 6:53 pm
Posted by Walkerdog14
Member since Dec 2014
1304 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 6:54 pm to
Jr will be slinging meat!!
Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
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Posted on 1/6/25 at 6:56 pm to
Why is Greenland icy, but Iceland is green?
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Posted on 1/6/25 at 7:05 pm to
Medieval marketing ploy.
Posted by OU Guy
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Posted on 1/6/25 at 7:10 pm to
Move all our Fed prisons there too. And make it the deportation holding center for illegals
Posted by OBReb6
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Posted on 1/6/25 at 7:20 pm to
Interesting choice to make this trip in January
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Posted on 1/6/25 at 7:59 pm to
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102668 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 8:15 pm to
quote:

set to arrive in Nuuk, Greenland


There was a miscommunication. He isn’t going to Nuuk, Greenland. He is going to nuke Greenland, until they sell.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22469 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 8:25 pm to
This is how the meeting will end.

Posted by LSUneaux
Metairie and MAGA AF
Member since Mar 2014
4963 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 8:28 pm to
I’m MAGA - Make Awesome Greenland America
Posted by King
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Member since Sep 2008
18681 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 8:31 pm to
If we're doing this, can we pick up Norway too. After Canada, Greenland, and the UK of course.
This post was edited on 1/6/25 at 8:32 pm
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
5111 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 8:31 pm to
Do y'all want to end up unemployed in Greenland because this is the first step to ending up unemployed in Greenland.
Posted by trinidadtiger
Member since Jun 2017
19974 posts
Posted on 1/6/25 at 8:33 pm to
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Why is Greenland icy, but Iceland is green?


Legend has it the vikings loved Iceland, they had discovered both, Greenland was the first in the passage. So they named it Greenland and when others landed on that block of ice, they thought....if this is Greenland, no way am I wasting time traveling to Iceland.
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