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re: Cambridge dean defends sermon about Jesus' 'trans body,' 'vaginal' side wound

Posted on 11/27/22 at 4:42 pm to
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 11/27/22 at 4:42 pm to
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Jesus was a black man and the real Jews are the people that are ignorantly called African Americans but who are the true Hebrews and God's chosen people.
Are you a black Hebrew Israelite? And if so, why do you reject God’s Word?
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 11/27/22 at 4:44 pm to
So he thinks 'gash' is a Holy designation for a woman's part?


Interesting.
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
34440 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 4:46 pm to
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In my church, we believe that only the erotic portrayals of Jesus’ penis are divinely inspired.


Im not surprised to read that you are inspired by Jesus’s penis.

Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 11/27/22 at 4:47 pm to
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Not only that but Jesus is portrayed as a white man in that painting which many people find offensive. Jesus was a black man and the real Jews are the people that are ignorantly called African Americans but who are the true Hebrews and God's chosen people.


Boxcar dummy....lol
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 11/27/22 at 4:48 pm to
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Not only that but Jesus is portrayed as a white man in that painting


As someone who has been to the Middle East on more a few occasions, I find your post comically pathetic.
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 11/27/22 at 4:52 pm to
He sounds like a Black Hebrew Israelite. They believe the true Hebrews are African Americans (Africans) and not Semitic Jews. They are racists who care more for the worldly problems of black people than the gospel of Jesus Christ. They are anti-biblical. It’s very sad.
Posted by Plx1776
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 11/27/22 at 4:59 pm to
I've grown bored with the leftist constant attack on jesus. Been going on for many years.

It's no longer "edgy". Holla at me when they start targeting Muhammad. That may be an interesting show to watch.
Posted by TenWheelsForJesus
Member since Jan 2018
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Posted on 11/27/22 at 5:11 pm to
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Heath pointed out that in the 13th-century Pietà by Jean Malouel, the blood from Jesus' side flows to his groin.


What part of the Bible says to ignore scripture and base your theology off a painting done 1200 years after the fact? I must have missed it.
Posted by VolcanicTiger
Member since Apr 2022
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Posted on 11/27/22 at 5:14 pm to
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Not only that but Jesus is portrayed as a white man in that painting which many people find offensive. Jesus was a black man and the real Jews are the people that are ignorantly called African Americans but who are the true Hebrews and God's chosen people.
This is why your parents moved and didn't give you their new address.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 11/27/22 at 5:25 pm to
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Hank probably loves this guy.


Jesus was too old for Hank.
Posted by narddogg81
Vancouver
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Posted on 11/27/22 at 5:40 pm to
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Not only that but Jesus is portrayed as a white man in that painting which many people find offensive. Jesus was a black man and the real Jews are the people that are ignorantly called African Americans but who are the true Hebrews and God's chosen people.
never go full retard
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 11/27/22 at 7:17 pm to
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No one will believe me, but I preached for evensong in Cambridge at Magdalene, Christ’s, Churchhill, and Clare colleges. Was guest of honor at the Fellows table for each occasion sitting next to the Master of the college.

The Magdalene sermon was on Remembrance Day and Stefan Halper was present, as was Rowan Williams. Afterwards I drank sherry in the chaplains office, sitting in CS Lewis’s favorite chair then smoking cigars on the rooftop with the chaplain.

Way cool. Sounds like you had a good time

Does the story linked in the OP surprise you, having preached there before?
Posted by DhanTigers212
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 11/27/22 at 7:20 pm to
The devil comes in many different forms.
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
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Posted on 11/27/22 at 8:02 pm to
Not.at.all.

This is really not shocking. Only two chaplains (while I was there) were actual Christians. Evensong is mainly a pagan service with these types of messages. Thankfully the Book of Common Prayer is still used which makes up the majority of services. But the choirs are basically drinking clubs, and chaplains are universalists.

ETA: Go Giants! Beat L.A.! :)
This post was edited on 11/27/22 at 8:04 pm
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 11/27/22 at 8:05 pm to
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This is really not shocking. Only two chaplains (while I was there) were actual Christians.



quote:

Evensong is mainly a pagan service with these types of messages.



Lord have mercy.

Btw, what was/were the topic(s) of your message(s)
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79957 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 8:08 pm to
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Not only that but Jesus is portrayed as a white man in that painting which many people find offensive. Jesus was a black man and the real Jews are the people that are ignorantly called African Americans but who are the true Hebrews and God's chosen people.


Oh, you’re one of THOSE.

That certainly explains a lot.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14364 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 8:17 pm to
These motherfrickers don't dare pull some shite like this with the Prophet Muhammad.
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
61338 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 8:20 pm to
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ETA: Go Giants! Beat L.A.! :)

Too late. The Padres beat you to it.
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
6847 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 8:20 pm to
I’d have to pull up the docs, but Churchill has the rep of being the first college created without a chapel (which later an alumni paid for one to be built although distant from the main buildings) so they are proposed an atheist college. I preached on the historical validity of the resurrection, and later had dinner with the master and his wife.

At Clare I preached on the nature of the Trinity that which defines mankind, therefore we can’t change definitions or “fluidities”. Chaplain was not a Christian but he was a friend of a friend. We sat in his office afterwards and he shared this bottle of “whatever” he got from monks in Belgium.

Christ’s I preached on the humanistic understanding of power vs the Biblical understanding. That was a fun dinner afterward because there is an art of conversation the British employ at these type of dignified functions. I proceeded with neutral topics, such as asking the master about his doctoral speciality in mathematics, but he interrupted me (which doesn’t follow code) and said, “oh that’s boring, let’s talk American politics and Trump!”.

At Magdalene, I preached several times, 7-8, and always centralised on the gospel, particularly the moral law and need for grace. In these type of environments you have to be “clever as a serpent…” The Chaplian there is a Christian a still a dear friend.

Pray for the Dean at Clare. Dear friend who I helped get his job, but that’s another story…
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
6847 posts
Posted on 11/27/22 at 8:21 pm to
They don’t. The priest at the University Chapel is married to a Muslim.
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