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re: Boiling lobsters alive to be banned in animal cruelty crackdown - Is It Coming To America?
Posted on 12/26/25 at 1:46 pm to First Sergeant1
Posted on 12/26/25 at 1:46 pm to First Sergeant1
Dayum. I bet you stay on edge!
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Posted on 12/26/25 at 2:06 pm to Timeoday
Just boil a few UK Government ministers alive, and everyone will forget about the lobsters. Choose the ministers wisely (Muslims) and it will be a two birds with one stone kind of a deal.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 2:15 pm to Timeoday
It’s gonna be really difficult to humanely kill all the crawfish in three sacks 
Posted on 12/26/25 at 2:24 pm to Timeoday
Government comes up with shite like this to stay relevant.
It’s not that any of these people care about lobsters. It’s that they care about their jobs.
It’s not that any of these people care about lobsters. It’s that they care about their jobs.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 2:26 pm to Penrod
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Snakes eat lizards alive. We should ban that.
Then how will lawyers eat?
Posted on 12/26/25 at 2:29 pm to Timeoday
Trying to ban crawfish build isn't going to go over well, that I can tell you. Why would a lobster or crab be any different?
Posted on 12/26/25 at 2:35 pm to Timeoday
Don't do Leon like that. :(
Posted on 12/26/25 at 2:39 pm to Timeoday
Ive kind of been living with this motto for a couple of decades now. The only time Ill order or buy lobster is when I know its frozen and uncooked
Be humane, lads
Be humane, lads
Posted on 12/26/25 at 2:51 pm to Timeoday
Haha…unfortunately, in today’s world, yes. LOL
Posted on 12/26/25 at 3:20 pm to SirWinston
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The only time Ill order or buy lobster is when I know its frozen and uncooked
A second's worth of pain by boiling is inhumane, but a second's worth of pain by flash freeze is fine.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:09 pm to Timeoday
Typical fear mongering from this clueless site.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:16 pm to Timeoday
Shakespeare had the right idea about jolly old England...."kill all the lawyers and judges".
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:19 pm to Penrod
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Snakes eat lizards alive. We should ban that.
Birds eat snakes and fish alive. Ban that too.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:26 pm to Timeoday
Hitler did this 80 years ago.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 5:03 pm to Penrod
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Snakes eat lizards alive. We should ban that.
Lizards eat insects. Insects eat plants. Plants are alive. Humans eat them all.
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And he brought me into a vast farmland of our own Midwest
And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil
One thousand, nay, a million voices full of fear
And terror possessed me then
And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me
"These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
You see, Reverend Maynard
Tomorrow is harvest day and to them, it is the Holocaust"
And I sprang from my slumber, drenched in sweat
Like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared
"Hear me now, I have seen the light!
They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!
Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!"
Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you, Jesus
This is necessary
This is necessary
Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life.
-Tool.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 5:05 pm to TigerAxeOK
Had to google that 
Touching, but I’m sure the carrots have done something to deserve it.
Touching, but I’m sure the carrots have done something to deserve it.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 5:34 pm to LordSaintly
quote:they fight back
Killing lobsters before boiling is pretty easy, but crawfish would be a pain in the arse
Posted on 12/26/25 at 5:45 pm to Penrod
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Had to google that
The vegan crowd really pissed off Maynard Keenan so he ended up having his band play this song for them at an event. Then, he took it further by releasing the song on one of their albums as a "hidden" track.
A total rebuke of the "religion" that vegans and vegetarians mostly seem to adopt, in their staunch ideology.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 6:03 pm to TigerAxeOK
I just shucked 3 dozen oysters and I’m gonna fry them
Could have been me
Could have been me
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