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re: Boiling lobsters alive to be banned in animal cruelty crackdown - Is It Coming To America?

Posted on 12/26/25 at 1:46 pm to
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
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Posted on 12/26/25 at 1:46 pm to
Dayum. I bet you stay on edge!
Posted by cssamerican
Member since Mar 2011
8219 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 2:15 pm to
It’s gonna be really difficult to humanely kill all the crawfish in three sacks
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
6493 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 2:24 pm to
Government comes up with shite like this to stay relevant.

It’s not that any of these people care about lobsters. It’s that they care about their jobs.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109289 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 2:26 pm to
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Snakes eat lizards alive. We should ban that.


Then how will lawyers eat?
Posted by BrianKellysbuyout
Member since Nov 2025
1631 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 2:29 pm to
Trying to ban crawfish build isn't going to go over well, that I can tell you. Why would a lobster or crab be any different?
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72506 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 2:35 pm to
Don't do Leon like that. :(



Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 12/26/25 at 2:39 pm to
Ive kind of been living with this motto for a couple of decades now. The only time Ill order or buy lobster is when I know its frozen and uncooked

Be humane, lads
Posted by First Sergeant1
Enterprise, Alabama
Member since Dec 2018
1043 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 2:51 pm to
Haha…unfortunately, in today’s world, yes. LOL
Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Member since Aug 2019
11708 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 3:20 pm to
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The only time Ill order or buy lobster is when I know its frozen and uncooked

A second's worth of pain by boiling is inhumane, but a second's worth of pain by flash freeze is fine.
Posted by WheyCheddar
Member since Aug 2024
1485 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:09 pm to
Typical fear mongering from this clueless site.
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
19587 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:16 pm to
Shakespeare had the right idea about jolly old England...."kill all the lawyers and judges".
Posted by roadGator
DeBoar’s dome
Member since Feb 2009
158004 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:19 pm to
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Snakes eat lizards alive. We should ban that.


Birds eat snakes and fish alive. Ban that too.
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
53741 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:26 pm to
Hitler did this 80 years ago.
Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
Member since Dec 2016
38067 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 5:03 pm to
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Snakes eat lizards alive. We should ban that.

Lizards eat insects. Insects eat plants. Plants are alive. Humans eat them all.
quote:

And he brought me into a vast farmland of our own Midwest
And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil
One thousand, nay, a million voices full of fear
And terror possessed me then
And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me
"These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
You see, Reverend Maynard
Tomorrow is harvest day and to them, it is the Holocaust"
And I sprang from my slumber, drenched in sweat
Like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared
"Hear me now, I have seen the light!
They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!
Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!"
Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you, Jesus

This is necessary
This is necessary
Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life.


-Tool.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
55609 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 5:05 pm to
Had to google that

Touching, but I’m sure the carrots have done something to deserve it.
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
15572 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 5:17 pm to
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
157377 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 5:34 pm to
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Killing lobsters before boiling is pretty easy, but crawfish would be a pain in the arse
they fight back
Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
Member since Dec 2016
38067 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 5:45 pm to
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Had to google that

The vegan crowd really pissed off Maynard Keenan so he ended up having his band play this song for them at an event. Then, he took it further by releasing the song on one of their albums as a "hidden" track.

A total rebuke of the "religion" that vegans and vegetarians mostly seem to adopt, in their staunch ideology.
Posted by bamadontcare
Member since Jun 2013
4000 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 6:03 pm to
I just shucked 3 dozen oysters and I’m gonna fry them

Could have been me
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
47257 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 6:05 pm to
Focus more on bull fighting , Foie Gras and Veal, then come back and talk to us.
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