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Birmingham abduction is a confirmed hoax

Posted on 7/19/23 at 7:27 pm
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
20596 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 7:27 pm
She wanted social media clout. Googled stuff about Amber Alerts and bus tickets before she was abducted.

I’m glad she is safe but she should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

LINK

The narcissism of todays youth is becoming a real problem.
This post was edited on 7/19/23 at 7:29 pm
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
65585 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 7:28 pm to
quote:

Googled stuff about Amber Alerts and bus tickets before she was abducted.


and the movie "Taken."
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
59118 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 7:30 pm to
Massive 100+ page thread on the OT about it. The good stuff from today's press conference starts in the 90's.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
85486 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 7:32 pm to
Not mine, but we can all acknowledge Jussie walked so she could fly.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
46827 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 7:37 pm to
Famous for being famous.

"She's the girl that something something...She's FAMOUS!"
Posted by Big Jim Slade
Member since Oct 2016
6339 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 7:42 pm to
In the one interview that police have had with Russell thus far, Derzis said the 25-year-old nursing student told authorities that when she got out of her car to check on the toddler, a white man with orange hair grabbed her and made her go over a nearby fence and into a car.


Trump?
Posted by NASA_ISS_Tiger
Huntsville, Al via Sulphur, LA
Member since Sep 2005
8241 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 7:44 pm to
The part I hated was when she said it was a WHITE man with orange hair. Racist much?
Posted by roll to victory
Hoover, AL
Member since Aug 2018
1665 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

The part I hated was when she said it was a WHITE man with orange hair. Racist much?


When the Hoover PD charge her for this crime watch the race card get played. This f**cked up family has already been on the Today Woke show and neighbors were contributing big money to this family.
Posted by NashvilleTider
Your Mom
Member since Jan 2007
15669 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 7:49 pm to
quote:

But Guster says race relations in the community have historically been tense,


This is such BS - there haven’t been race issues in Hoover- our media is a bunch of scumbags that make everything about race

The fact that the entire community was concerned about this black girl totally shatters they narrative that people only care with white girls go missing.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
40964 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 7:56 pm to
She crazy

She might walk because she crazy
Posted by LEASTBAY
Member since Aug 2007
16539 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 8:12 pm to
Is there cliff notes?
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
18126 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 8:16 pm to
quote:

Famous for being famous.

"She's the girl that something something...She's FAMOUS!"


Well, she's popular on an LSU message board. So yeah.
Posted by LatherZap
Member since Mar 2022
1361 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 8:16 pm to
Hilariously, while captive the press conference noted she claimed the woman "played with her hair". Cuz we all just wanna fondle black folk's hair! I'm happy it did not cause Jussie-level racial hysteria.
Posted by Marcus Aurelius
LA
Member since Oct 2020
3900 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 8:17 pm to
A little time in jail would help
Posted by NASA_ISS_Tiger
Huntsville, Al via Sulphur, LA
Member since Sep 2005
8241 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 8:18 pm to
quote:

Is there cliff notes?


Black chick calls 911 about a toddler walking on the road.
That's the last time they've heard from her for 49 hours.
Then she pops back up saying a white guy with orange hair abducted her. There's something about a woman and a truck driver too...but I don't know that part.
Police question her and look at her phone. She did searches like "Do you have to pay for an Amber alert" and something about stealing money from a register.
Police can't substantiate the toddler story, nor anything else she's said.

That's the crux of it all.
Posted by SoFlaGuy
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Apr 2020
3157 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 8:18 pm to
They won’t charge her.
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
20596 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 8:20 pm to
Young woman calls 911 and says there is a little white boy walking down the interstate with no shoes.

She stops to assist and then reports that she had been abducted by a white man with orange hair.

A couple days pass and she escapes and returns home.

A little decent police work and they find out she made the whole thing up. You are racist if you believe that this black woman wasn’t abducted.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
91318 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 8:23 pm to
This is something I’d typically enjoy following.

But I haven’t seen a single thing about it and not one friend of mine has brought it up. I saw the king thread on the OT, read 1 page, and that’s my only exposure.

Feels a bit odd.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103806 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 8:27 pm to
quote:

a white man with orange hair grabbed her and made her go over a nearby fence and into a car.


It was Louis CK, who made her sit with him while he whacked off.
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
21026 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 9:37 pm to
The man was wearing a MAGA hat.
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