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re: Bill Gates: "6% of global emissions are cows."

Posted on 9/27/25 at 7:40 am to
Posted by TheDonald
Washington DC
Member since Dec 2024
546 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 7:40 am to
Time to do without Bill.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
79453 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 7:41 am to
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What percent is rich people using private jets to fly everywhere? Or just for them to travel at all? I am sure it's a smaller percentage, but that's a 100% luxury - not like eating


Also, they're building entire power plants to support data centers. Wonder why he doesn't mention that?
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
39299 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 7:45 am to
6% of global emissions that don't affect the climate in any way - despite what Bill Gates and purple haired liberal arts majors tell you.
Posted by deltafarmer
Member since Dec 2019
917 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 8:05 am to
Bill Gates is one of the largest farmland owners in the country. He is likely the largest farmland owner in Louisiana. I dont think he practices what he preaches.
Posted by HagaDaga
Member since Oct 2020
6105 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 8:25 am to
That looks dry ASF.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
23945 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 8:53 am to
How much of the emissions are from Chyna? I like beef more than the Chinese. Just saying.
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
13450 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 8:59 am to
What covered the Nation before white people.

100 million buffalo or bison.

There are 92 million cows in America today.

I call that a wash. In fact we may need to add 8 million cows to restore balance.


Posted by Zgeo
Baja Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2021
3225 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 9:02 am to
Gates got one thing right MicroSoft, but on everything else he is an idiot, he is an Epstein pal, an idiot about climate, an idiot about vaccines, and generally screws up everything….bbbut he is a multi multi billionaire…
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
78335 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 9:08 am to
Lincoln Driley
Posted by Mutt Myers
Member since Jan 2024
457 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 9:10 am to
Gates and Greta should be put in a room together and made to breath in cow farts to see what the lasting effect is.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
28201 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 9:10 am to
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Bill Gates is one of the largest farmland owners in the country. He is likely the largest farmland owner in Louisiana. I dont think he practices what he preaches







I know a guy who made several million dollars off perfectly good oilfield equipment that Gates wanted off his property over in Tensas Parish. He wouldn't say what he paid but it sure sounded like Gates just gave it to him for moving it.

ETA: I was planning to make chicken fajitas for the game with my brand new tortilla press but Mr. Gates convinced me to go steak. Didn't like the flank steak on display so I went sirloin.
This post was edited on 9/27/25 at 9:17 am
Posted by Polycarp
Texas
Member since Feb 2009
5731 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 9:14 am to
The other %94 is Bill and his buddies flying their jets all over the world preaching
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
12647 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 9:16 am to
One of the smartest nerds evah!…
Posted by deuceiswild
South La
Member since Nov 2007
4583 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 9:16 am to
Why would this have four downvotes? I'm generally curious.... what's the counter argument, or the lie?
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
19717 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 9:17 am to
That sounds like Bull shite to me, lol. Pun intended
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
9530 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 9:18 am to
Dear Bill.

94% of global emissions are not cows. Sit down and STFU.
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
9473 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 9:20 am to

100% of what Bill Gates says is verbal diarrhea.
Posted by GeorgePaton
God's Country
Member since May 2017
5117 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 9:26 am to
How far was the Biden administration willing to go to deal with the Cow Fart Emissions Problem?

A USDA program that included Cow Fart Monitors and Cow Butt Plug Distribution to Ranchers. Rancher had a choice - install them yourself or pay USDA to send installers to do the dastardly deed.

The Biden USDA even came up with a catchy bumper sticker - Cow Farts Be Bad

Details at 10.

This post was edited on 9/27/25 at 9:29 am
Posted by BigD43
Member since Jun 2016
1316 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 9:34 am to
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he's literally one of the worst human beings on the planet.


How so?
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
16729 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 9:36 am to
quote:

He sliced it the wrong way , not against the grain


I think it would have been dry cut any way.

Maybe he got drunk and forgot it was on the smoker.
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