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After Being Denied Tattoo, Sixth Grader Decides To Have Gender Reassignment Surgery
Posted on 4/13/22 at 2:02 pm
Posted on 4/13/22 at 2:02 pm
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Local sixth-grader Aiden Aidensen was upset that he was denied a tattoo by the Inked Tats shop Tuesday. So, he just decided to make a life-altering, permanent decision that he's actually allowed to make without parental consent, getting gender reassignment surgery instead.
Aidensen wanted to get a tattoo, but his parents said no. So he went to the tattoo parlor, and they told him he had to be eighteen, a rule that Aidensen called "super lame" and "gay." So the youngster looked around for other things that he could do at his age.
"Can't drink, can't smoke. Oh, I could get an abortion! Oh yeah... never mind. Hey, wait a minute -- that gives me an idea!"
The sixth-grader happily walked into a nearby hospital and asked for the surgery.
"This'll show my lame parents who won't let me get a Fortnite neck tattoo," he said happily as he jumped into a hospital bed at Rancho Vista Medical Center. "Hack away, doc!"
Local sixth-grader Aiden Aidensen was upset that he was denied a tattoo by the Inked Tats shop Tuesday. So, he just decided to make a life-altering, permanent decision that he's actually allowed to make without parental consent, getting gender reassignment surgery instead.
Aidensen wanted to get a tattoo, but his parents said no. So he went to the tattoo parlor, and they told him he had to be eighteen, a rule that Aidensen called "super lame" and "gay." So the youngster looked around for other things that he could do at his age.
"Can't drink, can't smoke. Oh, I could get an abortion! Oh yeah... never mind. Hey, wait a minute -- that gives me an idea!"
The sixth-grader happily walked into a nearby hospital and asked for the surgery.
"This'll show my lame parents who won't let me get a Fortnite neck tattoo," he said happily as he jumped into a hospital bed at Rancho Vista Medical Center. "Hack away, doc!"
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Posted on 4/13/22 at 2:03 pm to Night Vision
Posted on 4/13/22 at 2:04 pm to Night Vision
The kid's clearly a Rebel!! I like that!!
Posted on 4/13/22 at 2:06 pm to Night Vision
Well now he can't pass that mental illness on to any offspring, so we got that goin for us. 
Posted on 4/13/22 at 2:06 pm to Champagne
That will show them!
This post was edited on 4/13/22 at 2:07 pm
Posted on 4/13/22 at 2:06 pm to Night Vision
Thank God this is the bee.
Posted on 4/13/22 at 2:19 pm to Night Vision
quote:
Aiden Aidensen
Nailed it
Posted on 4/13/22 at 2:52 pm to Night Vision
quote:
Fortnite neck tattoo
Was it going to say "frick the IO Guards?" or "Omni Sword 4 Life"?
Disclaimer: I recently started playing Fortnite. It's hella dope as the kids say...
Posted on 4/13/22 at 2:58 pm to Night Vision
quote:
"Hack away, doc!"
loops a dick off of me
Posted on 4/13/22 at 3:53 pm to Night Vision
hack away Doc?
One day he will wish he had a penis but when its gone its GONE
One day he will wish he had a penis but when its gone its GONE
Posted on 4/13/22 at 4:04 pm to Night Vision
quote:it's sad how plausible this is
Aiden Aidensen
Posted on 4/13/22 at 4:05 pm to omegaman66
Um - don't hold your breath.
Posted on 4/13/22 at 4:13 pm to omegaman66
quote:
Thank God this is the bee.
Yep. Tough to tell these days
Posted on 4/13/22 at 4:26 pm to AUTigerking
Should have been:
Aiden Aidensen-Aidensen
Aiden Aidensen-Aidensen
Posted on 4/13/22 at 4:34 pm to navy
Did not click the link and… thankfully someone posted it was the bee. I went whew… that’s how frickin plausible it is
Posted on 4/13/22 at 4:46 pm to Night Vision
quote:
Local sixth-grader Aiden Aidensen
Who can now be called Aiden Aidendottir (that's how they would do it in Iceland).
Posted on 4/13/22 at 5:05 pm to Night Vision
Good lord, man! Give us a Bee warning next time!
Posted on 4/13/22 at 7:14 pm to Night Vision
Reading your post then clicking on the link and seeing this pic
Posted on 4/13/22 at 8:26 pm to LSUvet72
Clip-on ties okay
Clip-on penis not so much
Clip-on penis not so much
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