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Finger inside a snapping turtle...
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:25 pm
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:25 pm
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Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:27 pm to choupiquesushi
Thought this thread was going in a different direction
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:34 pm to choupiquesushi
Question is...do you still eat it?
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:36 pm to choupiquesushi
quote:
Finger inside a snapping turtle
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:39 pm to choupiquesushi
cook some rice.
throw out finger.
eat turtle.
case solved.
throw out finger.
eat turtle.
case solved.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:41 pm to choupiquesushi
Seems like a waste of resources finding the owner honestly.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:42 pm to choupiquesushi
Which one of you baws won't admit that you lost a finger messing with that turtle?
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:43 pm to ChatRabbit77
i mean how far do alligator snapping turtles travel? does the location of where he was caught really help point the law enforcement in the right direction?
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:46 pm to choupiquesushi
Has the makings of a good TV show -- Dateline, 20/20, Forensic Files, whatever.
"The Case of the Trotline Turtle" (DNA solves Jimmy Hoffa case.)
"The Case of the Trotline Turtle" (DNA solves Jimmy Hoffa case.)
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:53 pm to choupiquesushi
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Finger inside a snapping turtle...
was expecting it in the other end
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:54 pm to choupiquesushi
If no hospitals had a recent ER trip for a lost finger to a turtle, that’s gonna be postmortem feeding on a body. I’m sure they will run the DNA on it so it can be compared to any recent missing person reports.
This post was edited on 6/13/18 at 3:57 pm
Posted on 6/13/18 at 3:57 pm to Scoop
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If no hospitals had a recent ER trip for a lost finger
Coonasses don't go to the hospital....
come on man...
Posted on 6/13/18 at 4:05 pm to bbvdd
Maybe not.
That’s a bad man that can manage a bitten off finger without any medical attention at all.
You are talking about stopping arterial bleeding, suturing a skin flap if there was one left after the bite and then a massive risk of infection.
Wouldn’t want to tangle with that guy.
Seriously, though, I hope the story gets around enough that if there is an explanation for the finger, somebody owns up to it.
Otherwise, there is a sunk body around there.
That’s a bad man that can manage a bitten off finger without any medical attention at all.
You are talking about stopping arterial bleeding, suturing a skin flap if there was one left after the bite and then a massive risk of infection.
Wouldn’t want to tangle with that guy.
Seriously, though, I hope the story gets around enough that if there is an explanation for the finger, somebody owns up to it.
Otherwise, there is a sunk body around there.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 4:31 pm to DownSouthDave
quote:
Question is...do you still eat it?
The finger?
I wouldn't
Posted on 6/13/18 at 4:42 pm to upgrayedd
Couldn't they run the fingerprint?
Posted on 6/13/18 at 4:57 pm to Barneyrb
A shriveled finger that hasn’t decomposed badly can be rehydrated with a needle and syringe enough to flatten out the finger pad enough for a print.
The article said it wasn’t badly decomposed.
The article said it wasn’t badly decomposed.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 5:24 pm to upgrayedd
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The finger?
I wouldn't
Couldn't get a whole taco out of a single finger like ya could a foot anyway.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 5:36 pm to Sidicous
My uncle is missing half a finger from a snapping turtle. His happened about 20 years ago tho
Posted on 6/13/18 at 5:51 pm to CypressTrout10
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His happened about 20 years ago tho
Probably not his then.
Posted on 6/13/18 at 5:55 pm to Scoop
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This post was edited on 6/13/18 at 7:21 pm
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