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re: You’ve been kidnapped by the cartel. Life or death you have to accomplish one sports task

Posted on 2/6/23 at 6:25 pm to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
42036 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 6:25 pm to
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Why would the cartel kidnap Oldmanbeasley?
sex trafficking
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21463 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 6:40 pm to
Without any warm up at all the free throw and tennis shot would be doubtful. Gotta go with the dr pepper challenge. Hey GRT.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63151 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 6:42 pm to
In order:

1. Sink a straight flat 4 foot putt
5. Get in a first serve in tennis (overhand).
6. Get two chances to make one in the Dr. Pepper football can challenge thing.
8. Penalty kick against a cartel member that doesn’t play soccer.
3. Make a 20 yard field goal off a tee
7. Get a spare in bowling.
2. Make a free throw.
4. Make contact with a belt high over the middle 80 mph

Notwithstanding the nerves of the situation, I'd feel pretty good about any except contacting an 80mph baseball.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 6:49 pm to
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sex trafficking



yes please, didn't see that on the list?
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
43871 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 6:51 pm to
quote:

1. Sink a straight flat 4 foot putt
3. Make a 20 yard field goal off a tee.
6. Get two chances to make one in the Dr. Pepper football can challenge thing.
8. Penalty kick against a cartel member that doesn’t play soccer.



I could easily do these right now.

quote:

4. Make contact with a belt high over the middle 80 mph fastball from a machine (no bunt).


I want to believe I could still do this one, but I haven’t swung at a live pitch in 15 years. I could easily do it in high school, but I’d probably be dead.

quote:

2. Make a free throw.
5. Get in a first serve in tennis (overhand).
7. Get a spare in bowling.


I’d be dead. I’m terrible at basketball, I hate bowling and I can count on both hands the number of times I’ve played tennis.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

I want to believe I could still do this one, but I haven’t swung at a live pitch in 15 years. I could easily do it in high school, but I’d probably be dead.


played a couple of years of baseball at LSU and a couple after getting out of college(squeezed in around pilot training,) a younger brother of my roommate also played at LSU and then about 15 years in the bigs as a pitcher, went to a wedding for his nephew years ago and all of the kids wanted to go out and try to hit off of a major league pitcher, after they were done he looks at me and asked if I wanted some, I got up there, wearing glasses now, and he served a few up, I was drilling them all over the place at first when he gave me the look that kiddie time was over and he went back into major league pitcher mode, it was embarrassing, but I still could have passed the cartel test
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
8172 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:04 pm to
1. Dr Pepper

2. tennis serve. Doesn’t have to be pretty. Just has to land in that square.
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15340 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

Get two chances to make one in the Dr. Pepper football can challenge thing.


Easy money. Especially with the 2 chances.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38804 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:15 pm to
quote:

Penalty kick against a cartel member that doesn’t play soccer.


Lol they will be looking for the rest of my life
Posted by Coater
Madison, MS
Member since Jun 2005
33067 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:21 pm to
80 mph fastball
4 ft putt
Serve
Dr Pepper thing
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39525 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:21 pm to
quote:

Make a 20 yard field goal off a tee.

This is super easy.
Posted by Coater
Madison, MS
Member since Jun 2005
33067 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:22 pm to
I kicked in high school but without any practice I’m hesitant to even list it
Posted by saderade
America's City
Member since Jul 2005
25743 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:28 pm to
The penalty kick then the 20 yard field goal for me. The Dr Pepper challenge would be next
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64319 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:32 pm to
Penalty kick. Largest margin of error as he’s having to guess in a large goal. I feel like the adrenaline would impact me more in the putt. Second would be Dr Pepper and I’d ABSOLUTELY chest pass lol, third an ugly arse 40 mph tennis serve.
This post was edited on 2/6/23 at 7:33 pm
Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
278567 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:32 pm to
I would bunt the baseball to make sure I lived but I could hit it too
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58374 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:33 pm to
quote:

The cartel has a very impressive sports complex on the grounds.


Can I tour it first?
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39525 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

I kicked in high school but without any practice I’m hesitant to even list it

There is no defensive line or offensive line. I never had any training, never practiced, and I’m a little clumsy and lanky, but I used to try a few at Metairie Playground before pickup football games, and I used to hit about 50% from 45 yards. It’s a hell of a lot easier when you can line drive it. From 20 yards I would have hit 9 of 10, if not all 10.I bet I could walk out there right now, at 60 years old, and hit the first five i tried from 20 yards. You almost can’t miss.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49759 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:39 pm to
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Posted by geauxpurple
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2014
12432 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:43 pm to
Putt
And I consider that a gimmie.
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18764 posts
Posted on 2/6/23 at 7:45 pm to
Free throw. I don’t have much hops anymore but I can still shoot.
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