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re: You’ve been kidnapped by the cartel. Life or death you have to accomplish one sports task

Posted on 2/7/23 at 9:24 am to
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4339 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 9:24 am to
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It says “first serve” right in the rule for tennis. That means something for tennis terms.


Yea. It means the first of two allotted service attempts. Zero to do with speed, spin, placement, etc. The cartel should get better lawyers to write up their hunger games bylaws.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
95170 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 9:25 am to
One change to make a tennis serve

Make a first serve

Those are wildly different statements to me, and I think the cartel could kill you fairly if you doink in a serve here.

The OP could easily clear this up by telling us what his friend Jose would do
This post was edited on 2/7/23 at 9:27 am
Posted by monsterballads
Make LSU Great Again
Member since Jun 2013
29266 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 9:26 am to
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a cartel member that doesn’t play soccer.


that doesn't exist
Posted by tigercross
Member since Feb 2008
4918 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 9:29 am to
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Also for the 4 foot putt people, PGA players make pct is 92%…


That's why I'm going with the Dr Pepper challenge. I realize the cartel will probably kill me for choosing the easiest one. But a true first serve I have maybe 30% chance of living, and as you pointed out even PGA players would have a 10% chance of dying on the 4 ft putt (granted, they aren't always flat putts).

But chest passing a football through a pretty decently sized hole in two attempts? I've seent girls who look like the LSU pizza girl make several in a row.
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
9720 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 9:30 am to
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7. Get a spare in bowling.


Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 9:33 am to
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I realize the cartel will probably kill me for choosing the easiest one.


this, I've got a friend who is the best natural athlete I've ever seen that can roll out of bed doing stuff like this, it's crazy how athletic he is and he's always been that way, in any sport, many posters on here have mentioned him on here before(he signed with LSU to play football back in the 70s)
Posted by Sheep
Neither here nor there
Member since Jun 2007
19496 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 9:43 am to
I'd have an okay chance at not dying with any of those, but for me, it's:

PK

Free throw
FG
First serve


Dr. Pepper



Spare (assuming that means two throws to knock down 10 pins)










Putt





Baseball
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
8154 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 9:45 am to
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Do I get to pick the cartel member?


Yeah because I like my chances against Pablo Escobar. Unless he gets to use his head stone.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56280 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 10:08 am to
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80mph fastball (or as it would really be known as, a "straight ball") is not a problem to at least foul off.


Oh, on the following one, yeah probably. If you havent stood in front of a pitching machine lately, go do it. Set it on 80 at 60 feet then report back. Be honest. If you havent been pretty active hitting baseballs for the last while, you will be shocked at what it looks like.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 10:13 am to
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If you havent been pretty active hitting baseballs for the last while, you will be shocked at what it looks like.


yep, that one's a little tougher than most imagine
Posted by Jon A thon
Member since May 2019
1649 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 10:18 am to
quote:

Sink a straight flat 4 foot putt


followed by

quote:

Make contact with a belt high over the middle 80 mph fastball from a machine (no bunt).


If given a practice swing, I'd easily put fastball over the putt. Got in the cage recently when my son was practicing and after one pitch to get timing down, I have no problems making contact at those speeds. Good hits are another story.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
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Member since Oct 2012
35319 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 10:22 am to
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Those are wildly different statements to me, and I think the cartel could kill you fairly if you doink in a serve here.


What makes you think that?

quote:

The rule says “first serve” The best players on the planet only make 60% of their first serves. If you barely hit it in the cartel is going to kill you for cheating The easy pick is the 80 mph fastball from a machine


pure insanity. The DP football toss with 2 attempts is by miles easier than anything else on the list.
This post was edited on 2/7/23 at 10:26 am
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 10:24 am to
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What makes you think that?



LINK
Posted by tigercross
Member since Feb 2008
4918 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 11:01 am to
It's simple math. With the DP challenge I get two attempts. I give myself at least a 50% of making one. That means I have a 75% survival rate (50% to make the first one, then 50% of making the second one). I don't give myself anywhere near a 75% chance on any of the others if I don't get to warm up.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21474 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 11:08 am to
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Be honest. If you havent been pretty active hitting baseballs for the last while, you will be shocked at what it looks like.


All I am saying is that I am 99% sure I can foul one off.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
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Member since Oct 2012
35319 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 11:09 am to
The DP toss is the only one that gives you more than one attempt (making it the easiest) and the baseball hit is the only one that has a reaction time component (making it the hardest).
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 11:10 am to
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All I am saying is that I am 99% sure I can foul one off.



first look, first pitch from the machine? no warmups baw
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21474 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 11:58 am to
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first look, first pitch from the machine? no warmups baw


Yup.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 11:59 am to
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Yup


that you Todd Walker??
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
16047 posts
Posted on 2/7/23 at 12:12 pm to
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Make contact with a belt high over the middle 80 mph fastball from a machine (no bunt).
if a foul ball counts I like my chances. Now if it was to get a hit I’m probably screwed
This post was edited on 2/7/23 at 12:13 pm
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