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Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:25 pm to
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
14788 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:25 pm to
quote:

When she greets you at the door wearing a sexy see-thru nighty, and she's coming home.

Rodney Dangerfield


Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
23431 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:25 pm to
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Start sleeping in separate beds


Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
38541 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:26 pm to
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I don't give a shite about a house other than the basics.


quote:

I can't imagine my wife and I fighting over building a house other than the cost.


Really? You can’t see fighting about it? Lol.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17187 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:30 pm to
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After several times of the Toad not being able to find anyone that wanted to bang her she got pissed anf ratted the other 4 woman out to their husbands. The toad produced pics of the other 4 kissing and hooking up with the dudes at the shows.


That is just another example of women supporting each other.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
30670 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:32 pm to
Didn’t 777s ex tell him she hoped he died in a plane crash?
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
51640 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:36 pm to
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Really? You can’t see fighting about it? Lol.

Under no circumstances am I willing to sign anything over X. I need an extra bedroom for my office, somewhere to store tools, more than one bathroom and no carpet. That's it
This post was edited on 5/26/23 at 4:40 pm
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
75024 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:40 pm to
As soon as a chick starts posting vaguely sexual "Feeling sexy" type photos on social media.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
144635 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:41 pm to
Having an ex wife is trashy
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102352 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:42 pm to
You come home and find the bathroom window open.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70253 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:45 pm to
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You walking in on your wife banging Jody and J’Darius.
Amirite or amirite or amirite?
Posted by MC5601
Tyler, Texas
Member since Jan 2010
4064 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:56 pm to
She gets a personal trainer
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22291 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:57 pm to
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she comes home smelling a little fishy

Posted by Don Quixote
Member since May 2023
3343 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 5:00 pm to
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she buried in the backyard or in the crawl space?


Posted by ArkLaTexTiger
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
2539 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 5:21 pm to
You try to hang wallpaper together.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53267 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 5:23 pm to
quote:

She decides she wants fake tits.


100%
Posted by KTShoe
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2020
519 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 5:31 pm to
No issues when my wife and I built. We were on the same page and mindset about everything from the beginning. It helped that we had a fantastic builder.
This post was edited on 5/26/23 at 5:33 pm
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
9193 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 5:42 pm to
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13821 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:30 pm to
You go from individual Facebook profiles to sharing the same Facebook profile. Joe Smith and Kate Smith all of a sudden are morphed into one profile called “Joe-N-Kate Smith.” Classic sign that one got busted cheating. Typically followed by pics/comments showing how much “in love” they are, verbiage showing praise for their spouse, with a subsequent separation/divorce proceedings 6 months later.

Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:36 pm to
quote:

You're Probably Headed for a Divorce When

when she decides she needs bolt ons
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117673 posts
Posted on 5/26/23 at 6:44 pm to
I've always heard that building a house is a marriage killer.

I know a few married couples who were really stressed during the building of their home to the point they wished they never built it (but after it was all done glad they did).

But I am not sure if I know of anyone who got a divorce while building a house.
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