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Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:17 am to whodat4ever
Had a girl I "dated" for a bit right around my birthday. We go out to dinner to a couple of bars with friends. She then convinces me to leave our group and go off to another bar. We get to the bar, and she says her Bday present to me will be to take a girl home with us.
She hones in on this 1 girl who was actually there with a dude(the random girl's ex-boyfriend.) She works her magic, random girl and ex BF get into a fight and he leaves random girl all by herself at the bar. So now, she's tagging along with us. So I'm thinking my girl actually pulled this off.
We leave the bar, on the way back to my place, they're making out in the backseat. We are a go, this is going to happen.
We get back to my place, and my girl tells me to to the kitchen to grab drinks, she takes random girl directly to my bedroom. Can't believe this went off to perfect
Grab drinks, go to bedroom. Random girl is in my bed...having an absolutely crying meltdown about her ex-boyfriend and the fight they had.
So we had to send her to the couch for the night.
Funniest part is in the morning, I wake up, and my girl isn't in my bed. I check my phone, she sent me a text saying she left and kinda laughing at me as I had to deal with the random girl.
It was the most awkward 15 minute drive taking her back to her place.
She hones in on this 1 girl who was actually there with a dude(the random girl's ex-boyfriend.) She works her magic, random girl and ex BF get into a fight and he leaves random girl all by herself at the bar. So now, she's tagging along with us. So I'm thinking my girl actually pulled this off.
We leave the bar, on the way back to my place, they're making out in the backseat. We are a go, this is going to happen.
We get back to my place, and my girl tells me to to the kitchen to grab drinks, she takes random girl directly to my bedroom. Can't believe this went off to perfect
Grab drinks, go to bedroom. Random girl is in my bed...having an absolutely crying meltdown about her ex-boyfriend and the fight they had.
So we had to send her to the couch for the night.
Funniest part is in the morning, I wake up, and my girl isn't in my bed. I check my phone, she sent me a text saying she left and kinda laughing at me as I had to deal with the random girl.
It was the most awkward 15 minute drive taking her back to her place.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:56 am to shel311
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Grab drinks, go to bedroom. Random girl is in my bed...having an absolutely crying meltdown about her ex-boyfriend and the fight they had.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:11 pm to whodat4ever
I will never understand how anyone can have sex with someone they don’t know.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:14 pm to tigergirl10
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I will never understand how anyone can have sex with someone they don’t know.
I'll never understand why a dude would pretend to be a girl on a forum for attention, but people are different I guess.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:15 pm to tigergirl10
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I will never understand how anyone can have sex with someone they don’t know.
Walt was sometimes funny. This is just pathetic
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:16 pm to whodat4ever
Had sex, she got pregnant, moved in together, had the kid, proposed, married for 22 years. End of story.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 12:39 pm to NATidefan
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She was drunk and threw up on my dick while giving me a BJ.
Wow. For years now, I thought I was the only unfortunate bastard to have met that fate.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 1:31 pm to Doormat
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Wow. For years now, I thought I was the only unfortunate bastard to have met that fate.
I have learned it's more common than you think.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 1:46 pm to whodat4ever
While out one night, I ended up going home with a girl i'd never met. It was cold out side and we wanted to sit by the fire and continue drinking. We both went feeling around in the dark to find kindling to light the fire. Not long after that, we had sex. The next day when i'm at my house I start getting this intense itching on my dick. I called her like wtf and she was experiencing the same thing and was mad at me asking wtf I gave her. That was the best case of poison ivy I ever had.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 2:00 pm to whodat4ever
Attempted to hook up with a girl on our school's women's basketball team and was denied by whiskey dick. Ended up just fooling around, but was super embarrassed I couldn't get the job done. Sneak out the next day before she wakes up. Years later, she's a lesbian and married to a woman. Part of me wonders if that horrible sexual experience turned her gay and the other part of me thinks she was in the closet , hence playing college women's basketball.
This post was edited on 1/11/23 at 2:09 pm
Posted on 1/11/23 at 2:01 pm to whodat4ever
I have too many of these. It's shameful.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 2:07 pm to FlagLake
Had sex, she got pregnant, moved in together, had the kid, proposed, married for 22 years. End of story.
Awesome brother!
Awesome brother!
Posted on 1/11/23 at 2:08 pm to whodat4ever
When I was 23 me and this chick were making out and when she was taking my pants off I turned the TV and and then she just walked out of the room.
Posted on 1/11/23 at 2:11 pm to whodat4ever
congrats on teh sex
Posted on 1/11/23 at 2:19 pm to whodat4ever
I picked up a girl in college and gave her roommate and some guy she picked up ride home except she wanted to drop him off first then when we got to their apartment she wanted to come home with me, 3 some. Both were solid 7s but a body that was a total whore told me the other girl had the best body he had ever seen. (He was right like something out of a magazine perfect 10)
After a wild threesome, I took them home about 5 am or so and came back to get a few hours sleep. Of course, I didn’t get up on time and couldn’t find my damn keys for life of me. The problem was I was supposed to proctor an exam that am but my roommate was already gone I lived 5 miles from campus and this was early 90s. I tried the Frat house but no one was around. So the students ended up getting an extra week on the exam, and I got chewed out by the professor, and had to grade all the test as punishment. (Obviously very leniently)
I told him about losing my keys etc, you would think an absent minded professor would be ok with that. I told the other PA the whole story as he was he was a good guy and he laughed he arse off, and said sounded like it was definitely worth it. It was
After a wild threesome, I took them home about 5 am or so and came back to get a few hours sleep. Of course, I didn’t get up on time and couldn’t find my damn keys for life of me. The problem was I was supposed to proctor an exam that am but my roommate was already gone I lived 5 miles from campus and this was early 90s. I tried the Frat house but no one was around. So the students ended up getting an extra week on the exam, and I got chewed out by the professor, and had to grade all the test as punishment. (Obviously very leniently)
I told him about losing my keys etc, you would think an absent minded professor would be ok with that. I told the other PA the whole story as he was he was a good guy and he laughed he arse off, and said sounded like it was definitely worth it. It was
Posted on 1/11/23 at 2:21 pm to WaterLink
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When I was 23 me and this chick were making out and when she was taking my pants off I turned the TV and and then she just walked out of the room.
You got A.D.D or something?
Posted on 1/11/23 at 2:30 pm to TutHillTiger
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I picked up a girl in college and gave her roommate and some guy she picked up ride home except she wanted to drop him off first then when we got to their apartment she wanted to come home with me, 3 some. Both were solid 7s but a body that was a total whore told me the other girl had the best body he had ever seen. (He was right like something out of a magazine perfect 10)
After a wild threesome, I took them home about 5 am or so and came back to get a few hours sleep. Of course, I didn’t get up on time and couldn’t find my damn keys for life of me. The problem was I was supposed to proctor an exam that am but my roommate was already gone I lived 5 miles from campus and this was early 90s.
English much?
Posted on 1/11/23 at 2:37 pm to TutHillTiger
quote:I believe details are in order...
After a wild threesome
Posted on 1/11/23 at 3:59 pm to TigerGman
I picked up an IRL 9.7, took her home and did the dirty deed, and the next morning
I found myself naked in the middle of the floor
She had taken the bed and the chest of drawers
The mirror, the TV, the new guitar cord
My remote control and my old skateboard
I found myself naked in the middle of the floor
She had taken the bed and the chest of drawers
The mirror, the TV, the new guitar cord
My remote control and my old skateboard
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