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Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:52 am
Posted by whodat4ever
Indaboot
Member since Aug 2012
104 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:52 am
In the morning, she got out of bed and went to the restroom (I thought) after a while, i got up to check on her and she had left without saying one word. I laughed and went back to bed. A couple of minutes later, door bell rings and it's her asking for a ride home bc her car broke down. So i did what any guy would do and slammed the door! Kidding, I brought her home. Never saw her again.
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22056 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:53 am to
"Things that did not happen for $1000"
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58089 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:53 am to
Cool story
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30542 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:54 am to
CSB
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65673 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:54 am to
I spent last night in the arms of a girl from Louisiana.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79104 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:54 am to
I'd like to contact you about the film rights for this story

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:56 am to
whodat4ever

38 posts


post less
Posted by Barrister
Member since Jul 2012
4606 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:57 am to
Worst Penthouse Forum letter ever
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
9794 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:58 am to
I had the bitches staring at the twinkle of my diamonds.
Drinkin on this Yak, makin my way to the back.
When I saw this little bitch lookin finer than the rest.
With a long black weave and a tight red dress.
I started conversatin, but she didn't want to talk to me
Straight up to the hotel room, now the bitch is suckin the
Dick of this playa that is smarter than the bitch thank
Then she got up, now somethin in the air stank.
She went in the bathroom and locked the door behind her
I got off the bed and grabbed the tech from the dresser.
Stood by the door when it opened, homies came out
Grab my muthafrickin gun, "Hey punk!" *pow pow*
Then, I grabbed the girl cause some more had busted in
Shot that bitch in the dome with my muthafrickin chrome
Shot up all the gangstas, but I took one in the leg
When the cops busted in, I was laying on the bed.
Walked up out the room, did I go to jail?
Hell no! They can't stop me..
Long live Mr. Big Ho!!!
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
35935 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:58 am to
She was drunk and threw up on my dick while giving me a BJ.


We both knew it wasn't going anywhere serious after that.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:59 am to
could have just said your sex game is terrible
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
4741 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:59 am to
I guess she wanted to hang out after. When she realized I was taking her home she got all upset and told me her brother raped her years before. Not making that shite up. Still let her blow me a few more times though.
Posted by whodat4ever
Indaboot
Member since Aug 2012
104 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:59 am to
777 Tiger

60,967

Get a hobby.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:00 am to
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whodat4ever

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:00 am to
quote:

She was drunk and threw up on my dick while giving me a BJ.



did she finish?
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13879 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:00 am to
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
35935 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:01 am to
quote:

did she finish?


Throwing up? Yes. Me? No.

Showers were in order.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:02 am to
quote:

Throwing up? Yes. Me? No.



you picked up a rookie
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90479 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:03 am to
quote:

she got all upset and told me her brother raped her years before.


Did you say “roll tide” when she told you this
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26430 posts
Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:03 am to
Met a girl at Lucy's, then we went to Parkway Tavern and proceeded to get hammered, went back to her place and started fooling around. It was great till I had to puke.

Puked all in her bed, woke up the next morning, didn't know where I was, she was on her couch...

Never saw or ran into her again...
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