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Your farts are helping your wife live longer-according to study
Posted on 4/23/19 at 2:26 pm
Posted on 4/23/19 at 2:26 pm
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My wife’s life expectancy has to be 100 plus
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According to these gassy enthusiasts, the study showed that stinky microbial byproducts most women hate could reduce the risk of heart attacks, cancer, arthritis, storks and dementia. When cells become shredded by diseases, they draw in enzymes to generate quantities of hydrogen sulfide, also known as fart gas
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Because nothing says I love you like a fart in the morning, knowing that fart will protect you. Think of it as a sign of affection, he’s only looking out for you and your health.
My wife’s life expectancy has to be 100 plus
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Posted on 4/23/19 at 2:29 pm to tankyank13
This is the first I'm hearing of this.
Posted on 4/23/19 at 2:30 pm to tankyank13
Very specific study topic. Someone was trying to convince his wife to let him hotbox her
Posted on 4/23/19 at 2:30 pm to tankyank13
Maybe now that she'll see it's a health benefit, she'll put out a little more. Return the life extending favor, you know?
Posted on 4/23/19 at 2:30 pm to tankyank13
Posted on 4/23/19 at 2:32 pm to tankyank13
This is a gross thread.
Posted on 4/23/19 at 2:32 pm to tankyank13
Let 'er rip!
Posted on 4/23/19 at 2:33 pm to tankyank13
The Article you linked cites a tweet from 2017. This is definitely the first time its been brought to the OT's attention.
Posted on 4/23/19 at 2:34 pm to 225Tyga
Yeah but lives depend on it. Baws share this information with your loved ones
Posted on 4/23/19 at 2:34 pm to SetTheMood
Posted on 4/23/19 at 2:34 pm to tankyank13
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the study showed that stinky microbial byproducts most women hate could reduce the risk of heart attacks, cancer, arthritis, storks and dementia.
Storks are no joke.
Posted on 4/23/19 at 3:08 pm to hogminer
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Storks are no joke.
Cassowaries of the sea.
Posted on 4/23/19 at 3:08 pm to tankyank13
There's an old saying, "You've go to break wind to break 'em in."
Posted on 4/23/19 at 3:09 pm to tankyank13
Just say there's a roach on the ceiling and then hold her head under the covers.
Posted on 4/23/19 at 3:10 pm to tankyank13
Well my fiancée is gonna live forever then
Posted on 4/23/19 at 3:11 pm to tankyank13
I feel sorry for my future wife
This post was edited on 4/23/19 at 3:12 pm
Posted on 4/23/19 at 3:14 pm to tankyank13
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farts
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My wife’s life expectancy has to be 100 plus
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tankyank
I guess the name checks out.
Posted on 4/23/19 at 3:18 pm to tankyank13
This works out great for me. I my wife I wasn’t farting, I was sending her “puffs of love.”
This post was edited on 4/23/19 at 4:16 pm
Posted on 4/23/19 at 3:20 pm to tankyank13
Study funded by Dutch Ovens.
Posted on 4/23/19 at 5:16 pm to tankyank13
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My wife’s life expectancy has to be 100 plus
Does your wife return the favor?
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