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re: Your farts are helping your wife live longer-according to study

Posted on 4/23/19 at 5:27 pm to
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 5:27 pm to
We need a bodily function board
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
15766 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 5:29 pm to
What if I fart, and intentionally smell them?
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73727 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 5:39 pm to
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Does your wife return the favor?


Breaking the facade actually lowers the male lifespan.
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
57217 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 5:41 pm to
husbands rejoice
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10813 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 6:16 pm to
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husbands rejoice


Absolutely. Lol
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 6:17 pm to
What are stinkpalms worth relative to longevity?
Posted by TrimTab
North County Coastal San Diego
Member since Mar 2019
8399 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 6:19 pm to
I see what you did there! What about the men? Would the reverse work? I plan to find out!
Posted by tankyank13
NOLA
Member since Nov 2012
8344 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 6:22 pm to
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Does your wife return the favor?


Not often enough to reverse the affect of HPV she gave me

This post was edited on 4/23/19 at 7:11 pm
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34720 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 7:01 pm to
I just showed my wife the link...

Told her she'll outlive me...
This post was edited on 4/23/19 at 7:02 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10813 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 7:53 pm to
quote:

see what you did there! What about the men? Would the reverse work? I plan to find out!


Do you crop dust your husband? Lol
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
18375 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 7:57 pm to
My wife will outlive the knight guarding the holy grail in Indian Jones and the Last Crusade.
Posted by TrimTab
North County Coastal San Diego
Member since Mar 2019
8399 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 7:58 pm to
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Do you crop dust your husband? Lol

If I had one, I certainly would!
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10813 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 8:18 pm to
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If I had one, I certainly would!


You are hilarious. Are you the silent but deadly type or loud and proud? Lmao
Posted by Diver Diva
Member since Apr 2019
386 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 8:25 pm to
What about dog farts? Are they beneficial to my health?

I have a dobie and a bulldog, and both of them can stink up a room.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63270 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 8:40 pm to
Thanks...be right back....going to get some Gas-X asap.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10813 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 10:06 pm to
quote:

What about dog farts? Are they beneficial to my health? I have a dobie and a bulldog, and both of them can stink up a room.


Dog noses are like a million times stronger than ours, so they probably think your farts smell even worse than theirs.
Posted by TrimTab
North County Coastal San Diego
Member since Mar 2019
8399 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 10:07 pm to
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loud and proud? Lmao

BOOM!
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10813 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 10:14 pm to
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loud and proud


We'll have to have a contest sometime.
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