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You ever wonder why there so many toothpaste kinds?

Posted on 10/8/26 at 6:17 am
Posted by lsubatman1
Member since Feb 2009
2195 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 6:17 am
Im brushing my teeth right now and i was trying to read the box it came in. It says whiter teeth in 7 days. Whiter then what? My teeth are plenty white so how can it get whiter in only 7 days? So i go to do some research on walmart and there are so many different kinds of the exact same brand of toothpaste some of it costing over a doller more per tube! Sounds like a racket to me but my dentist says white toothpaste is the way to go! Now im just confused and wonder if were all getting ripped off!
Posted by Spocks Brain
Member since Nov 2025
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Posted on 10/8/26 at 6:18 am to
Deep thoughts by Jack Handy
Posted by BamaSaint
Moh-beel
Member since Mar 2013
4220 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 6:19 am to
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doller

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Now im just confused

Obviously
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
43967 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 6:22 am to
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You ever wonder why there so many toothpaste kinds?

You ever wonder why there so many beer kinds?
Posted by LSUballs
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 10/8/26 at 6:31 am to
Posted by keks tadpole
Yellow Leaf Creek
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Posted on 10/8/26 at 6:37 am to
I bet you could make that “did you ever” angle a good stand-up act
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
10321 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 6:41 am to
Sodium lauryl sulfate gives me mouth sores. I had them every month at least and couldn't figure out why.

I have to buy Biotene. It's like $7 a tube.
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8273 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 6:41 am to
How well you use it is a lot more important than what kind it is.
Posted by SUB
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Posted on 10/8/26 at 6:46 am to
Posted by lsubatman1
Member since Feb 2009
2195 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 6:55 am to
My favorite kind of toothpaste is Glisten. But not so many people used it so it got canceled
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
17172 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 7:01 am to
You are quickly rising in the list of worst posters. Gunning for worst of 2026?
Posted by TigahTeeth
Georgia
Member since Feb 2016
6659 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 7:12 am to
You ever wonder why toothpaste brands all say “fights cavities” but none of them ever claim to win?
Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
12717 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 7:50 am to
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You ever wonder why toothpaste brands all say “fights cavities” but none of them ever claim to win?
Because the moment someone got a cavity they'd have a lawsuit for breach of warranty.
Posted by Towelie
America's Wang
Member since Aug 2007
19356 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 8:04 am to
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lsubatman1


You're the worst of all the trolls. At least BabyTac, Coyote, Mingo, etc. have put in the effort to craft a character to trigger people. El Gaucho and OysterPoBoy are funny. You just purposely misspell words. Do better.
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 10/8/26 at 8:18 am to
I'm a Crest with Scope man myself.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
65287 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 8:19 am to
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You're the worst of all the trolls. At least BabyTac, Coyote, Mingo, etc. have put in the effort to craft a character to trigger people. El Gaucho and OysterPoBoy are funny. You just purposely misspell words. Do better.


I don’t know about this. I think he’s subtle, and I kind of appreciate him. There are a lot of retards on this board, and I sometimes have to think about his posts because they very well could be real.
Posted by cubsfan5150
NWA
Member since Nov 2007
19158 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 8:24 am to
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El Gaucho and OysterPoBoy are funny.


You sure about that?
Posted by cubsfan5150
NWA
Member since Nov 2007
19158 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 8:25 am to
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I had them every month at least and couldn't figure out why.


You got the herp
Posted by RohanGonzales
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Member since Apr 2024
13586 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 8:26 am to
The Arm and Hammer with baking soda is great and actually different.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
86021 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 8:26 am to
I’ve always been fascinated by the toothpaste selection. The spaghetti sauce selection also. I like to try different brands.

My current favorite is the Kroger brand SmartWay. It’s old school paste not gel. I’m probably the only person who buys it.

There was a big study years ago that proclaimed Ultra Brite (not sure if still around) was the best toothpaste. Big Toothpaste shut that down and the shelves are dominated by Crest and Colgate.
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