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re: You cheated with a prostitute

Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:07 pm to
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
35851 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:07 pm to
quote:



Tell that repeatedly to the divorce judge. Maybe you won't get raped more than usual.



You think it will be better when she notices you paid $10,000 to a hooker? And you think once the Hooker gets you for $10,000 she’s going away?

Posted by latech15
Member since Aug 2015
1291 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:13 pm to
Take her to Jennings and find a bayou.....
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134508 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:14 pm to
When they are alive they are an escort. When they are dead they are a hooker
This post was edited on 11/21/19 at 6:16 pm
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25590 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:19 pm to
How does she know who your wife and employer are?
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29686 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:25 pm to
quote:

cough up ten grand


I’d laugh hysterically and tell her I’m I’m up to debt in my eyeballs, my wife already hates me, and that I’m probably going to kill myself so go ahead and do whatever you want.

She’d probably move on if you were convincing.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:27 pm to
File a grievance with her pimp on him having dishonest ho's in his stable.
Posted by lsu1919
Member since May 2017
3244 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:39 pm to
quote:

ten grand


Jokes on her then if she thinks I have that. If I did I could have gotten a better prostitute.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29387 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:45 pm to
10 K ?

I wiped my arse with 10K this morning
Posted by TFS4E
Washington DC
Member since Nov 2008
14165 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:51 pm to
quote:


Your wife cant see it if she's dead.


The wife or the prostitute? Both?
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33963 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:52 pm to
I wouldn't be in this situation. It would be my hotel room.
Posted by chity
Chicago, Il
Member since Dec 2008
6788 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:52 pm to
Best answer:

You have a right to privacy at a hotel. I would go to manager and tell him someone in their hotel is setting you up.

There is someone in the hotel in cahoots with the hooker. How else did they know how to contact you. The hotel will probably get their security involved and maybe get issue resolved without anyone knowing.
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
19929 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:55 pm to
Learn to how to properly pick a prostitute.
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18405 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 6:57 pm to
quote:

She secretly recorded it in her hampton inn hotel room and is now blackmailing you to cough up ten grand or she will send it your wife and employer.

What do you do?


:insertLilBoosieGifAllThemBitchesLyinOnMe:
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
19929 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

First, you don’t use your real name and don’t tell her where you work and live

The only prostitutes that are OT-frickable would require some sort of verification that you aren’t a cop/psycho.
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41719 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 7:03 pm to
i wouldn't so there is your answer
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33653 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 7:09 pm to
Why would she have any information about your wife/family? Your real name?

Are you dumb enough to give out real details?!

That aside, you nasty.
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14951 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 7:50 pm to
quote:

You cheated with a prostitute

You can't prove anything.
Posted by Vestigial Morgan
Member since Apr 2016
3048 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 8:43 pm to
quote:

Moral of the story is to use fake names, fake home towns, fake employers


That might be a pro tip..

But the moral (and obviously using the word "moral" here is ..ironic)...but the moral is: Don't cheat on your spouse. Dont pay a hooker for sex.
Posted by Oyster
North Shore
Member since Feb 2009
10225 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 8:50 pm to
Tell her you are self employed and recently divorced.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
178664 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 8:52 pm to
Give her 20k, hit it once more
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