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re: You cheated with a prostitute

Posted on 11/21/19 at 4:56 pm to
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

Prostitutes and one night stands aren’t really cheating IMO


This guys wife doesn't feel that way obviously.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
38295 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 4:56 pm to
Pay the pool guy to screw your wife. Now you're even.
Posted by geauxtigers6492
Admin in Waiting
Member since Jun 2008
3981 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 4:56 pm to
This is exactly why you leave them in the river at the end of the night.
Posted by Swagga
504
Member since Dec 2009
19166 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 4:56 pm to
I tell her to send it to my employer and give her the address. The baws here would love it.


Then I threaten to go to the police if she sends it to my wife and clean her out for possible extortion.
Posted by tuptiger
Member since Jan 2008
4314 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 4:57 pm to
Mary Jane
Posted by Tear It Up
The Deadening
Member since May 2005
13913 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 4:58 pm to
That’s why you always use a burner cell phone and a proton email account when dealing with prostitutes.

Just ask Hugh Freeze what happens when you don’t use a burner phone.
Posted by TigernMS12
Member since Jan 2013
5683 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 4:59 pm to
Your prostitutes take cards or some shite? If no, why does she know your real name. They don't call them Johns for nothing. Your name is always just "John" and you're on a business trip.
This post was edited on 11/21/19 at 5:00 pm
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
11046 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

You cheated with a prostitute


Why did I do that?

Oh, I didn't......
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
7159 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 5:00 pm to
When a dude on the OT is passing around nudes you post your real email address to receive them don't you?


This reminds me of all those dumbasses on that Ashley Madison list. Who the frick uses their real name for that sort of thing?
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 5:03 pm to
Moral of the story is to use fake names, fake home towns, fake employers
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19898 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 5:05 pm to
Well i dang sure ain’t paying her
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
75174 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 5:09 pm to
Your wife cant see it if she's dead.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4549 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 5:10 pm to
Send you CV to the Ole Miss athletic department.
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25909 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 5:11 pm to
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She secretly recorded it in her hampton inn hotel room and is now blackmailing you to cough up ten grand or she will send it your wife and employer.


Thank god it’s from the she time and not the he time.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
23937 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 5:12 pm to
No I didn't Stay in your lane, Baw.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102392 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 5:12 pm to
You let a hooker know your real identity?
Posted by LEASTBAY
Member since Aug 2007
16533 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 5:14 pm to
When she runs out of money she will hit you up again.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122007 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 5:14 pm to
Tell her where to meet me so I can pay her the money, then point my gun at her and tell her to get me the video of she would not have time to turn her life around.
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6556 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 5:16 pm to
This thread sucks
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 11/21/19 at 5:17 pm to
quote:

Tell her where to meet me so I can pay her the money, then point my gun at her and tell her to get me the video of she would not have time to turn her life around.


What happens when she just runs off?
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