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You are going back to the Middle Ages and you get to bring one item with you
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:16 pm
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:16 pm
Let's say 1330 Europe, before the plague and after the Great Famine. You will be there for two years. You get to bring one item with you and you get unlimited amounts of that item, but it must be a personal hygienic item from the following list:
Deodorant/Antiperspirant
Toothbrush (but no toothpaste)
Toothpaste (but no toothbrush)
Toilet Paper
Shampoo
Bar Soap
Lotion
Condom
Towel
Disposable razor
Which would you select?
Deodorant/Antiperspirant
Toothbrush (but no toothpaste)
Toothpaste (but no toothbrush)
Toilet Paper
Shampoo
Bar Soap
Lotion
Condom
Towel
Disposable razor
Which would you select?
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Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:16 pm to toosleaux
TP
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:17 pm to toosleaux
quote:
Lotion
Don't want to raw fap
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:17 pm to toosleaux
toothpaste.
make my own toothbrush
make my own toothbrush
This post was edited on 8/20/15 at 1:18 pm
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:17 pm to toosleaux
shampoo...I guess 
this is retarded
this is retarded
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:17 pm to toosleaux
quote:
Toothbrush (but no toothpaste)
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:17 pm to toosleaux
quote:
Disposable razor
It's the sharpest thing ever made by man. (This is a fact)
I would then build weapons from the unlimited supply and dominate.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:17 pm to toosleaux
Condom. Sheep skins take all the feeling away.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:18 pm to toosleaux
Unlimited?
Toilet paper. I'd become a TP baron. Folks across the globe would worship me as a god. I'd be knighted.
I would build the greatest shite ticket empire the world has ever seen. I'd have a servant just to wipe my arse. Women, riches, fame. All of it.
There are few things better than a wipe with some quality paper.
And this ain't no john Wayne toilet paper we're talking here.
Only the finest fluffiest pillowy two-ply for my bunghole.
Toilet paper. I'd become a TP baron. Folks across the globe would worship me as a god. I'd be knighted.
I would build the greatest shite ticket empire the world has ever seen. I'd have a servant just to wipe my arse. Women, riches, fame. All of it.
There are few things better than a wipe with some quality paper.
And this ain't no john Wayne toilet paper we're talking here.
Only the finest fluffiest pillowy two-ply for my bunghole.
This post was edited on 8/20/15 at 1:21 pm
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:18 pm to toosleaux
quote:
Condom
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:18 pm to toosleaux
I'd bring a vibrator and a shite load of batteries
then...bring on the princesses
then...bring on the princesses
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:18 pm to Wtodd
I'd just wish for unlimited wishes.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:19 pm to toosleaux
quote:Bringing this and teaching them what it is would dramatically alter human history.
Condom
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:19 pm to toosleaux
Penicillin.
Oh, from the list? Toothpaste.
Oh, from the list? Toothpaste.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:19 pm to toosleaux
quote:
Toothpaste
i would barter it for sex.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:19 pm to toosleaux
Antibiotics; or do you not remember the plague?
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:19 pm to Wayne Campbell
quote:first thing that came to mind until I read the entire OP
Penicillin
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:19 pm to toosleaux
913 D3 8.5° with BB7 X stiff z corded out.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:27 pm to toosleaux
TP is the only answer here. The rest can be easily manufactured using technology of the time.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:28 pm to LeMarteau
quote:
Antibiotics; or do you not remember the plague?
How many people on this site never even bother to read an OP. They just click and reply.....or are illiterate.
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