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Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:31 pm to toosleaux
If I can't bring a dildo then none of this matters
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:32 pm to toosleaux
It's not like I use any of those items in the 21st century, so why would I need them in the 14th?
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:32 pm to CoachChappy
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TP is the only answer here. The rest can be easily manufactured using technology of the time.
They wiped with corn cobs.
Think about that.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:33 pm to TheCaterpillar
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They wiped with corn cobs.
Think about that.
They also had these things called leaves.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:33 pm to TheCaterpillar
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They wiped with corn cobs. Think about that.
I believe the Romans used a sponge that was dropped into a bucket of water, which was then used by the next person... So yeah... TP is the right answer.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:35 pm to toosleaux
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Deodorant/Antiperspirant
Meh, I can handle my own stink if others can.
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Toothbrush (but no toothpaste)
Could find alternative
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Toothpaste (but no toothbrush)
Could find alternative
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Shampoo
Could find alternative. They had soap-like things.
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Bar Soap
See above.
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Lotion
Don't use that now.
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Condom
WTF? Not like AIDS or court-ordered child support was around.
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Towel
Dude, they had cloth
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Disposable razor
I have a beard and would grow a monster and enjoy it.
Answer is clearly toilet paper IMO.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:36 pm to Wtodd
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They also had these things called leaves.
That won't clean anything on nasty shits. They aren't a good "every day" wipe option.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:37 pm to TheCaterpillar
I didn't think about syphilis though. shite.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:38 pm to TheCaterpillar
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Answer is clearly toilet paper IMO.
leaves, wet rags, etc
meh
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:39 pm to toosleaux
Soap for sure. Gotta get the funk off of yourself and those dirty hairy broads from back then.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:40 pm to toosleaux
I would have said antibiotics, but then saw your specs.
So, shampoo. Can wash hair and clean yourself with it.
So, shampoo. Can wash hair and clean yourself with it.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:40 pm to toosleaux
gotta go with TP. im not using a leaf or whatever they used
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:41 pm to toosleaux
Silly superficial question is silly and superficial.
But anyone who says anything other than toilet paper is fricking crazy.
But anyone who says anything other than toilet paper is fricking crazy.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:44 pm to Salmon
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shampoo...I guess
this is retarded
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:44 pm to LeMarteau
A lot of people argue the black death was virus based.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:46 pm to Ace Midnight
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But anyone who says anything other than toilet paper is fricking crazy.
Ehh if I have unlimited soap I would just shite in the river and soap my bunghole after. Can't clean anything besides shite with TP doesn't do the rest of your body any good.
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:48 pm to bayoudude
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Ehh if I have unlimited soap
They had soaps and scents, whatnot back then.
They didn't have toilet paper. They had leaves, baw. Leaves and branches with leaves.
I'm going with TP - I can "go native" on everything else for 2 years, although toothpaste would be tempting.
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