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re: You are going back to the Middle Ages and you get to bring one item with you

Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:31 pm to
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

Toilet Paper


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Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85586 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:31 pm to
If I can't bring a dildo then none of this matters
Posted by AmOutlawBR
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2014
1153 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:31 pm to
gold.
Posted by Cold Cous Cous
Bucktown, La.
Member since Oct 2003
15387 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:32 pm to
It's not like I use any of those items in the 21st century, so why would I need them in the 14th?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

TP is the only answer here. The rest can be easily manufactured using technology of the time.



They wiped with corn cobs.

Think about that.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68609 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:33 pm to
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They wiped with corn cobs.

Think about that.

They also had these things called leaves.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

They wiped with corn cobs. Think about that.


I believe the Romans used a sponge that was dropped into a bucket of water, which was then used by the next person... So yeah... TP is the right answer.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

Deodorant/Antiperspirant


Meh, I can handle my own stink if others can.

quote:

Toothbrush (but no toothpaste)


Could find alternative

quote:

Toothpaste (but no toothbrush)


Could find alternative

quote:

Shampoo


Could find alternative. They had soap-like things.

quote:

Bar Soap


See above.

quote:

Lotion


Don't use that now.

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Condom


WTF? Not like AIDS or court-ordered child support was around.

quote:

Towel


Dude, they had cloth . Worst one on the list.

quote:

Disposable razor


I have a beard and would grow a monster and enjoy it.




Answer is clearly toilet paper IMO.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66817 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:36 pm to
Tazer
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

They also had these things called leaves.


That won't clean anything on nasty shits. They aren't a good "every day" wipe option.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:37 pm to
I didn't think about syphilis though. shite.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86747 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

Answer is clearly toilet paper IMO.


leaves, wet rags, etc

meh
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
25937 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:39 pm to
Soap for sure. Gotta get the funk off of yourself and those dirty hairy broads from back then.
Posted by TexasTiger05
Member since Aug 2007
28332 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:40 pm to
I would have said antibiotics, but then saw your specs.

So, shampoo. Can wash hair and clean yourself with it.
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5493 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:40 pm to
gotta go with TP. im not using a leaf or whatever they used
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96286 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:41 pm to
Silly superficial question is silly and superficial.

But anyone who says anything other than toilet paper is fricking crazy.
Posted by FishinTygah84
LA
Member since Dec 2013
2036 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

shampoo...I guess

this is retarded


Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:44 pm to
A lot of people argue the black death was virus based.
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
25937 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

But anyone who says anything other than toilet paper is fricking crazy.


Ehh if I have unlimited soap I would just shite in the river and soap my bunghole after. Can't clean anything besides shite with TP doesn't do the rest of your body any good.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96286 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

Ehh if I have unlimited soap


They had soaps and scents, whatnot back then.

They didn't have toilet paper. They had leaves, baw. Leaves and branches with leaves.

I'm going with TP - I can "go native" on everything else for 2 years, although toothpaste would be tempting.
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