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WWYD- Gym locker scenerio
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:09 am
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:09 am
Just left the gym and while I was changing in the locker room, an older man(75ish) comes out of the steam room with just a while towel wrapped around him
His locker is by mine so he comes over, takes off his towel and sits down on it naked while he cools down.
He then let’s out the loudest, wettest fart I’ve heard in years. He then goes “oh god excuse me” and then stands up, grabs the towel, wipes his arse with it, and goes and puts it in the dirty towel bin
I just sat there frozen looking for hidden cameras thinking I was getting pranked
He then just went to his locker like nothing ever happened and got dressed
WTF would you have done in this situation?
His locker is by mine so he comes over, takes off his towel and sits down on it naked while he cools down.
He then let’s out the loudest, wettest fart I’ve heard in years. He then goes “oh god excuse me” and then stands up, grabs the towel, wipes his arse with it, and goes and puts it in the dirty towel bin
I just sat there frozen looking for hidden cameras thinking I was getting pranked
He then just went to his locker like nothing ever happened and got dressed
WTF would you have done in this situation?
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Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:10 am to dallastiger55
No clue what I would have done. I use my home gym. You should look into building one.
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:11 am to dallastiger55
Start bringing my own towels for sure.
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:11 am to Paul Allen
I'd probably just laugh. It's a locker room, where would you rather him let one rip.
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:12 am to dallastiger55
1) Always bring your own towel.
2) Sounds like he was hitting on you.
2) Sounds like he was hitting on you.
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:12 am to HoustonChick86
Call 911.
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:14 am to dallastiger55
Build a home gym you nasty poor
Gyms are gross
Gyms are gross
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:14 am to dallastiger55
quote:
Just left the gym and while I was changing in the locker room, an older man(75ish) comes out of the steam room with just a while towel wrapped around him
His locker is by mine so he comes over, takes off his towel and sits down on it naked while he cools down.
He then let’s out the loudest, wettest fart I’ve heard in years. He then goes “oh god excuse me” and then stands up, grabs the towel, wipes his arse with it, and goes and puts it in the dirty towel bin
I just sat there frozen looking for hidden cameras thinking I was getting pranked
He then just went to his locker like nothing ever happened and got dressed
WTF would you have done in this situation?
Seems like every gym has one. That weird old guy that never works out, but always seems to take showers and prance around the locker room naked.
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:16 am to dallastiger55
quote:
WTF would you have done in this situation?
Laughed my arse off more than likely. What else is there to do?
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:16 am to TexasTiger1984
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locker room, where would you rather him let one rip.
Buddy of mine tells the story where he is at the urinal pissing and let’s a fart go. Guy at next urinal starts bitching and he had same response. It’s the bathroom, where else am I supposed to fart?
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:17 am to dallastiger55
details man, did it smell?
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:18 am to dallastiger55
quote:
He then let’s out the loudest, wettest fart I’ve heard in years. He then goes “oh god excuse me” and then stands up, grabs the towel, wipes his arse with it, and goes and puts it in the dirty towel bin
Seems like he trusted a fart. Never trust a fart.
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:18 am to jbgleason
Locker room antics. If it's Gud enough for the POTUS, you can probably handle it, sweetheart.
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:19 am to HoustonChick86
quote:
Start bringing my own towels for sure.
I’m sure old ladies do gross stuff at the gym too.
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:20 am to theOG
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1) Always bring your own towel.
Our gym uses Cintas for towel service.
Commercial services clean/sterilize them towels better than anything you do at home.
But if this is a local Snap/Anytime and the Owner is washing them at home, yea I would bring my own.
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:20 am to dallastiger55
PIITB
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:22 am to dallastiger55
You sound like a pussy...
Is this you...?
Is this you...?
This post was edited on 9/26/18 at 9:24 am
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:24 am to dallastiger55
quote:
WTF would you have done in this situation
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:25 am to dallastiger55
quote:Made a mental note to always bring my own towel.
WTF would you have done in this situation?
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:26 am to dallastiger55
long story short, you were checking out an old naked man in the gym locker room
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