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re: WWYD- Gym locker scenerio

Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:27 am to
Posted by TigerGman
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Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:27 am to
How did it smell?

Posted by tigerfoot
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Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:30 am to
I would have laughed w him. When I am old and farting on people, I hope they laugh at me and my long balls
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106047 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:31 am to
There weren't any steam rooms or clean towels in the frozen hills of Korea, youngin.
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18793 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:33 am to
quote:

I just sat there frozen looking for hidden cameras thinking I was getting pranked

Posted by theOG
Member since Feb 2010
10860 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:39 am to
quote:

Our gym uses Cintas for towel service.
Commercial services clean/sterilize them towels better than anything you do at home.


Whatever makes you feel better, buddy.
Posted by NoShow
Member since Feb 2013
2339 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 10:01 am to
Not sure what I would have done, but I damn sure would have stayed away from the steam room.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5494 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 10:02 am to
I would have given him a high five and laughed.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Member since Dec 2013
17460 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 10:19 am to
It is simple animal dominance behaviors.

He farted on you to show who was in charge.


You are the person, the old man is the dog.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22016 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 10:19 am to
Seems normal since I am 65.......
Posted by Jack Daniel
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Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 9/26/18 at 10:35 am to
Is this story out of the 1980’s? Gyms still have steam rooms?
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 9/26/18 at 11:05 am to
If he was black, i would call 911 in a hurry
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
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Posted on 9/26/18 at 11:06 am to
Sounds like every old man in a locker room in America
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96240 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 11:07 am to
quote:

I just sat there frozen looking for hidden cameras thinking I was getting pranked


Sorry, baw. At my age, that kind of things happens unpredictably.

Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18395 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 11:08 am to
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then stands up, grabs the towel, wipes his arse with it, and goes and puts it in the dirty towel bin


Old men don't care
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 9/26/18 at 11:11 am to
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WTF would you have done in this situation?


Laughed... no matter how old I get fart noises still make me LOL
Posted by 2geaux
Georgia
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 9/26/18 at 11:26 am to
Old school!
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26120 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 11:33 am to
Are you of the assumption gym towels do not see fecal matter?

All towels see some sort of human waste element. This is why they are washed between uses.

If this fact scares you bring your own towel or better yet never shower at the gym. Personally I never shower at the gym, but I only live 2 miles from it.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
179889 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 11:38 am to
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He then let’s out the loudest, wettest fart I’ve heard in years


you're my boy blue
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
4365 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 11:41 am to
My only question is why such a sensitive puff as yourself would be in a mans locker room to start with. Men fart. It’s what we do. Jeez. Such a limp wristed reaction. Sounds like you were a half step from curling yourself into a corner in a fetal position and peeing on yourself. Any man who has a hair of masculinity would be ashamed to post some sissy crap like this.
This post was edited on 9/26/18 at 11:49 am
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 9/26/18 at 11:57 am to
jesus Christ...coulda been me. I was at the gym yesterday
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