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re: WWYD- Gym locker scenerio
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:27 am to dallastiger55
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:27 am to dallastiger55
How did it smell?
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:30 am to dallastiger55
I would have laughed w him. When I am old and farting on people, I hope they laugh at me and my long balls
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:31 am to dallastiger55
There weren't any steam rooms or clean towels in the frozen hills of Korea, youngin.
Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:33 am to dallastiger55
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I just sat there frozen looking for hidden cameras thinking I was getting pranked

Posted on 9/26/18 at 9:39 am to mikelbr
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Our gym uses Cintas for towel service.
Commercial services clean/sterilize them towels better than anything you do at home.
Whatever makes you feel better, buddy.
Posted on 9/26/18 at 10:01 am to dallastiger55
Not sure what I would have done, but I damn sure would have stayed away from the steam room.
Posted on 9/26/18 at 10:02 am to dallastiger55
I would have given him a high five and laughed.
Posted on 9/26/18 at 10:19 am to dallastiger55
It is simple animal dominance behaviors.
He farted on you to show who was in charge.
You are the person, the old man is the dog.
He farted on you to show who was in charge.
You are the person, the old man is the dog.
Posted on 9/26/18 at 10:19 am to dallastiger55
Seems normal since I am 65.......

Posted on 9/26/18 at 10:35 am to dallastiger55
Is this story out of the 1980’s? Gyms still have steam rooms?
Posted on 9/26/18 at 11:05 am to dallastiger55
If he was black, i would call 911 in a hurry
Posted on 9/26/18 at 11:06 am to dallastiger55
Sounds like every old man in a locker room in America
Posted on 9/26/18 at 11:07 am to dallastiger55
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I just sat there frozen looking for hidden cameras thinking I was getting pranked
Sorry, baw. At my age, that kind of things happens unpredictably.
Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?
Posted on 9/26/18 at 11:08 am to dallastiger55
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then stands up, grabs the towel, wipes his arse with it, and goes and puts it in the dirty towel bin
Old men don't care
Posted on 9/26/18 at 11:11 am to dallastiger55
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WTF would you have done in this situation?
Laughed... no matter how old I get fart noises still make me LOL
Posted on 9/26/18 at 11:33 am to dallastiger55
Are you of the assumption gym towels do not see fecal matter?
All towels see some sort of human waste element. This is why they are washed between uses.
If this fact scares you bring your own towel or better yet never shower at the gym. Personally I never shower at the gym, but I only live 2 miles from it.
All towels see some sort of human waste element. This is why they are washed between uses.
If this fact scares you bring your own towel or better yet never shower at the gym. Personally I never shower at the gym, but I only live 2 miles from it.
Posted on 9/26/18 at 11:38 am to dallastiger55
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He then let’s out the loudest, wettest fart I’ve heard in years
you're my boy blue
Posted on 9/26/18 at 11:41 am to dallastiger55
My only question is why such a sensitive puff as yourself would be in a mans locker room to start with. Men fart. It’s what we do. Jeez. Such a limp wristed reaction. Sounds like you were a half step from curling yourself into a corner in a fetal position and peeing on yourself. Any man who has a hair of masculinity would be ashamed to post some sissy crap like this.
This post was edited on 9/26/18 at 11:49 am
Posted on 9/26/18 at 11:57 am to dallastiger55
jesus Christ...coulda been me. I was at the gym yesterday
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