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re: WTF stories between you and your friends... lets hear them
Posted on 2/25/15 at 4:13 pm to Chad504boy
Posted on 2/25/15 at 4:13 pm to Chad504boy
quote:Checking in
lamp story
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Posted on 2/25/15 at 4:13 pm to Sampson
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Sampson
What about the time your GF read your journal? That was pretty WTF.
Posted on 2/25/15 at 4:15 pm to whoisnickdoobs
We can say arse here, Doobs
Posted on 2/25/15 at 4:16 pm to TheIndulger
No man, that seriously happened ![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/IconLOL.gif)
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Posted on 2/25/15 at 4:19 pm to oleyeller
quote:
lets hear them
tss
me and 2 buddies took 3 chicks back to their apartment. while i was fricking one, i heard the chick in the other room tell a buddy that he couldn't wear his cowboy boots in the bed, and i saw the other buddy peaking through the cracked door watching me frick.
i stopped for a second and told him to gtf out and go frick girl #3.
buddies
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Posted on 2/25/15 at 4:20 pm to oleyeller
quote:Requested
Ok.. I thought I'd posted this story before... I know I've alluded to it to a couple posters before, but I couldn't find it... This is 100% true and it happened to two buddies and me in mid-2003 in Rochester, NY. (All the names are changed, but stay with me)
We'll call him, "Dave"... Dave calls and says that he wants to meet up with "Jeff" and me to go out one night. We pregame a bit and head to downtown Rochester, NY and end up meeting two chicks... one of which is really into my buddy Jeff. We close down the bar and Dave, Jeff, the two girls and me I go to a late night diner. This chick is all over Jeff and he excuses himself to make a phone call... He comes back and whispers, "I just called 'Matt'... he said I can use his place, I'm gonna bounce" (Matt was a friend who had an apartment down the street from the diner and was out of town this weekend)
I laugh and say, "Alright man, I'm gonna finish these hashbrowns" So Jeff and the chick leave and it's just me and Dave and the chicks friend who wasn't anything to write home about stayed. We hang out for about 30 more minutes and I get a phone call...
"I... I think I killed her"
"You what?!" (I get up to take the call, it was Jeff)
"She told me to hit her with the lamp and... I did"
"Hold on, I'm coming to you, stay there!"
"I'm already halfway back to the diner..."
"Stop where you are.. I'm coming!"
We walk the 10 or so blocks back down to Matt's apartment and Jeff is noticeably shaken. While we were walking, he was filling me in on what happened. Apparently he was tagging her from behind on the bed and she turned over her shoulder and said "Hit me with the lamp!" and without blinking, Jeff blasted her in the head with the lamp on the nightstand. (I know, right?)
We get back and walk upstairs and he flips on the light... No clothes. No girl. Blood all over the sheets... No girl. He starts calling out for her in a shaky voice and realizes he doesn't know her name... "Uhh... girl?" "Hello?" We searched upstairs and out back and there was no one there... Now Jeff is freaking the frick out... We take the sheets and put them in a plastic bag and we go back out to the dumpster and toss them and start back to the diner. Dave is still there alone and said that the other chick left right after I left and caught a cab home. I don't know if we would have told her or not... We finish the night and all go our separate ways.
(Over the next few days, we've clued Dave into what happened) We all check the paper the next few days, police blotter, etc and nothing. We end up meeting for lunch a few days later and we all agree that it was one of the most fricked up things that had ever happened to any of us. When we're sitting at lunch, in between bites of french fries, Dave blurts out, "Are you sure she didn't say, 'Pump me like a champ'..?"
tl;dr your loss
Posted on 2/25/15 at 4:33 pm to oleyeller
Had 3 buddies who went to the LSU-Oregon game in Dallas in 2011. They had rented a limo and were cursing around after the game, and somewhere met 3 attractive ladies.
So they were getting chauffeured around, drinking in the back. Things were going well and each guy had a girl on his lap. Well the girls say they need to take a bathroom break, then get out the limo. They then return and resume the sitting on lap position.
Well, it started smelling really bad. Like everyone was saying, "what's that smell?" It smelled like absolute shite. No one knew what was going on. Then my friend saw it. His lap-candy had leaned forward- and his pants were colored brown. She was wearing a thong underneath a dress-apparently she took a dump when they went to the bathroom, did a shitty wipe job and thought no one would notice.
My friend was shocked. He didn't know what to do. He had to call off the whole night. He said, all the girls need to get out the car and they dropped them off somewhere. The other guys were confused what happened, then they saw the skid marks and they all had a good laugh.
So they were getting chauffeured around, drinking in the back. Things were going well and each guy had a girl on his lap. Well the girls say they need to take a bathroom break, then get out the limo. They then return and resume the sitting on lap position.
Well, it started smelling really bad. Like everyone was saying, "what's that smell?" It smelled like absolute shite. No one knew what was going on. Then my friend saw it. His lap-candy had leaned forward- and his pants were colored brown. She was wearing a thong underneath a dress-apparently she took a dump when they went to the bathroom, did a shitty wipe job and thought no one would notice.
My friend was shocked. He didn't know what to do. He had to call off the whole night. He said, all the girls need to get out the car and they dropped them off somewhere. The other guys were confused what happened, then they saw the skid marks and they all had a good laugh.
Posted on 2/25/15 at 4:38 pm to TheIndulger
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His lap-candy had leaned forward- and his pants were colored brown. She was wearing a thong underneath a dress-apparently she took a dump when they went to the bathroom, did a shitty wipe job and thought no one would notice.
Damn, how can someone let that happen?
I have to damn near draw blood before I think I've done a good wipejob.
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Posted on 2/25/15 at 4:45 pm to Goldrush25
She probably dropped her panties around her ankles, squatted to poo, accidentally pooed in them and then when she pulled them up them up a caca chunk was still in there and spread all over her butt cheeks.
Posted on 2/25/15 at 5:05 pm to lsu480
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She probably dropped her panties around her ankles, squatted to poo, accidentally pooed in them and then when she pulled them up them up a caca chunk was still in there and spread all over her butt cheeks.
The most unnecessarily graphic and detailed explanation
Posted on 2/25/15 at 5:18 pm to oleyeller
One of my good friends is a big pussy hound. I know of several he stayed, and is now married, etc. We ar sharing stories about snatch one day and he mentions beating off a lot when young. I said I just about tore my root off when young too. Then he mentioned he and his brother would best each other off. Nothing queer about it but just something different he said. That's it.
Posted on 2/25/15 at 5:18 pm to oleyeller
One of my good friends is a big pussy hound. I know of several he stayed, and is now married, etc. We ar sharing stories about snatch one day and he mentions beating off a lot when young. I said I just about tore my root off when young too. Then he mentioned he and his brother would best each other off. Nothing queer about it but just something different he said. That's it.
Posted on 2/25/15 at 5:31 pm to oleyeller
At Flora-Bama being all trashy.
Buddy Finds Trashy 50 year old to bang.
Buddy is 20
Trashy bama milf tells buddy to drive her home
She owns a Mercedes.
We tell him to make sure to send nudes.
Hammered buddy drives Trashy milf to her family condo.
Raw dogging doggy style
Phone out ready to take pics
Forgets to turn off flash
Trashy Milf screams
He runs and opens the door
Gets on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur.
Buddy Finds Trashy 50 year old to bang.
Buddy is 20
Trashy bama milf tells buddy to drive her home
She owns a Mercedes.
We tell him to make sure to send nudes.
Hammered buddy drives Trashy milf to her family condo.
Raw dogging doggy style
Phone out ready to take pics
Forgets to turn off flash
Trashy Milf screams
He runs and opens the door
Gets on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur.
Posted on 2/25/15 at 5:37 pm to oleyeller
Me and my buddy went out looking for skanks at freds last summer on a Wednesday. It was dead. Maybe 15 people there. Luckily we ran into some female mutual friends( IRL 7's ) and they decided it would be cool to late night back at the woodlands
So we drive back and chill in the hot tub with the two girls and me and him kill a bottle of some crap whiskey they had. Well come about 4 am we decide its time to go back to their apartment and seal the deal.
Little did I know my buddy was way past his limit. Well 10 minutes into me drilling my girl the other skank busts in the room pissed because my buddy passed out. Asks to watch.
5 minutes later asks if she can video. Then proceeds to video herself eating it while the other girl goes down on me to finish it off
She sent me the vid which I showed my buddy the next day. His face was priceless
So we drive back and chill in the hot tub with the two girls and me and him kill a bottle of some crap whiskey they had. Well come about 4 am we decide its time to go back to their apartment and seal the deal.
Little did I know my buddy was way past his limit. Well 10 minutes into me drilling my girl the other skank busts in the room pissed because my buddy passed out. Asks to watch.
5 minutes later asks if she can video. Then proceeds to video herself eating it while the other girl goes down on me to finish it off
She sent me the vid which I showed my buddy the next day. His face was priceless
This post was edited on 2/25/15 at 5:38 pm
Posted on 2/25/15 at 5:39 pm to lsu480
quote:
She probably dropped her panties around her ankles, squatted to poo, accidentally pooed in them and then when she pulled them up them up a caca chunk was still in there and spread all over her butt cheeks.
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Posted on 2/25/15 at 5:40 pm to baseballmind1212
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She sent me the vid which I showed my buddy the next day. His face was priceless
vid or it didn't happen
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