The Ostrich

re: Who will be the starting QB for LSU when the Tigers open up vs Clemson in 2026?

Posted by The Ostrich on 9/2/25 at 4:59 pm to Decatur

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Eli Holstein

I’ll take it. Transferred home and won a Heisman/Championship in my Dynasty.

re: Is there a business you dont frequent because of over friendliness

Posted by The Ostrich on 8/22/25 at 6:52 pm to TheFonz

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"do you think this model is adequate for microwaving a live rabbit?"

This is what you call dark?

re: Death penalty vs life

Posted by The Ostrich on 8/21/25 at 12:03 pm to chRxis

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life without parole... the death penalty is actually MORE expensive

About $34.99 at your local store.

re: This forum

Posted by The Ostrich on 6/10/25 at 1:09 pm to JPTiger79

I can’t remember a single negative thing said about your son on the board. Very strange crash out happening here.

Does Little Rock get victory lap when they win tomorrow?

Posted by The Ostrich on 6/2/25 at 12:08 am

I think so. I mean respect right?

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re: Dickinson

Posted by The Ostrich on 5/16/25 at 6:16 pm to saturncube21

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He knew it would have been an easy double play

he woulda beat that easy.

re: Noah's Ark found?

Posted by The Ostrich on 5/14/25 at 5:31 pm to cgrand

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no Noah’s ark is a parable not a historical event. use your head

Says you.

re: Nate Yeskie Pitch Calling

Posted by The Ostrich on 5/4/25 at 7:25 pm to slackster

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Let’s ignore the fact we’ve had 2 CGs this year for the first time in forever. How does that jive with wasting pitches?

It sound more like you’re pointing to two games and ignoring the entire rest of the season.

re: Nate Yeskie Pitch Calling

Posted by The Ostrich on 5/4/25 at 5:07 pm to Theodore Links Watch

It’s atrocious. Too many uncompetitive pitches. Even when we get guys down 0-2 or 1-2 we through pitches that don’t even make the hitters think. Plays with his food.

re: Garrett Wards manslaughter conviction has been vacated.

Posted by The Ostrich on 5/3/25 at 1:44 am to Saunson69

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Ok, you can argue with someone else. I'm not defending him. I'm saying it's atypical.

You right I’m drunk

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re: Garrett Wards manslaughter conviction has been vacated.

Posted by The Ostrich on 5/3/25 at 1:35 am to Saunson69

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It's hard to see a guy like Ward spending his entire prime of life 30-40 years in prison from something he likely had zero remembering of however you feel about it. That and he's from a well to do fam. Pretty sure he was a Kappa Sig for a bit.

Yea well he fricking killed someone with his bare hands. Idgaf about what frat he was in or who his family is.

re: Most cardinals at the Vatican are gay, says Catholic academic

Posted by The Ostrich on 4/25/25 at 12:43 am to PastorJ

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As this is an attraction in the physical sense, yes. Part of the definition of attraction is something take evokes pleasure, which is what physical attraction is. So in this context yes, yes it is.

Who said anything about this attraction being strictly physical?

It seems like you’re trying to force the words to mean the same thing by stripping the word “attraction” of its actual meaning applying some context that you yourself made up.

I agree that lust is a sin whether it’s same sex or not but being attracted to someone isn’t lustful.

re: Most cardinals at the Vatican are gay, says Catholic academic

Posted by The Ostrich on 4/24/25 at 7:19 pm to Deuces

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Obviously that guy has no clue what he’s talking about because if they were nobody would get married and reproduce.

Yea that’s what I was getting at lol

re: Most cardinals at the Vatican are gay, says Catholic academic

Posted by The Ostrich on 4/24/25 at 6:25 pm to PastorJ

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While this is a nice sounding platitude, designed to offer conscience easing compromise, it is false. To look with lust upon someone is a sin. Jesus spoke about this. If I look lustfully at a woman I sin in my heart. Same applies with homosexuals.

are attraction and lust the same thing?

re: (NSFW) Have we discussed Bonnie Blue?

Posted by The Ostrich on 4/23/25 at 11:46 pm to Sevreaux

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Mathematically speaking 1000 guys in 12 hours…is difficult. 60 minutes per hour = 720 minutes for 12 hours That’s less than a minute per man. In fact that’s 43.2 seconds per man. Now utilizing multiple partners will somewhat improve the probability. For instance if she was getting double teamed for the duration of the 12 hours, that would still only give 1 minute 26.4 seconds per pair. And if triple teamed, that would be 2 minutes and 10 seconds per set of males. The odds really improve if handjobs are included. But that level of coordination over a 12 hour period is unheard of outside of Fortnite gamers

This is why I come here.

re: I walked death row today G-Block at Jackson State Prison in Georgia.

Posted by The Ostrich on 4/23/25 at 11:32 pm to TigerFanatic99

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Holy shite if I ever get this dramatic about anything I hope someone puts a bullet in me.

I mean he went somewhere completely surrounded by evil. Somewhere most of us will never go. I appreciate the description.

re: The Larson PH for Frey

Posted by The Ostrich on 4/19/25 at 4:23 pm to lsufball19

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Now tell me what those numbers were entering SEC play….Braswell is prob the only dude that’s even arguable. He was also benched for Reaves. Then Reaves started doing poorly and Braswell replaced him. You also have to consider the positions these guys play. We have a ton of OFs. You can’t compare two third basemen jockeying for the same position. Or a catcher when his backup can’t hit either. The only spot you can put Larson is RF or DH. He’s competing with 4 guys for 2 spots. And with a 17 game sample size, that weekend against Auburn where the whole team shite the bed (.188 team BA) is going to make everyone’s numbers look much worse than they’ve actually been

I don’t care about either side of this argument. Just pointing out you don’t know what the word “objectively” means.

re: The Larson PH for Frey

Posted by The Ostrich on 4/19/25 at 4:21 pm to vidtiger23

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OBP was used as the sole reason that he’s been more effective than Milam, Hernandez, Braswell, etc. which obviously as pointed out was a pretty poor stance to take.

Again, my comment had nothing to do with either side of said argument and was strictly commenting on the posters ability to understand what the word “objectively means”

re: The Larson PH for Frey

Posted by The Ostrich on 4/19/25 at 3:30 pm to vidtiger23

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On that note. John Pearson is at ,471. He should be starting over everyone.

I don’t remember making any claim that OBP should be the determining factor….just funny how someone can so blatantly be wrong while attempting to mock someone.