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re: Would you spend 1 year in a maximum security prison for $50 million

Posted on 10/25/17 at 5:55 pm to
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

you are guaranteed NOT to get killed and you can’t be raped


Can I start tomorrow?
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 5:56 pm to
Yes. This is the easiest question ever asked on the OT
Posted by Rand AlThor
Member since Jan 2014
10432 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:01 pm to
quote:

you are guaranteed NOT to get killed and you can’t be raped.


Wtf are you serious? Of course.

I'd consider it even without this guarantee
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:16 pm to
quote:

You can’t get raped or nurdered


Where do I sign?
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
7442 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:20 pm to
Cani send my wife instead for $25m? How about my MIL for $5m?
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
84333 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:21 pm to
Yes
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

This idiot wouldn't make it. He can't even read.


Look at the post times, baw. The OP edited in details after that guy posted.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85575 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:32 pm to
Yes indeed. And I’d try to do some rapin too. I’m a big guy.
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
9393 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:38 pm to
Not murdered or raped? I’d do it with a quickness.
Posted by BigOrangeBri
Nashville- 4th & 19
Member since Jul 2012
12858 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:55 pm to
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No, have young kids, a year away from them would miss too much.


There are 8760 hours in a year. It would take 4 years working a 40 hrs a week job to get that. Those 40 hrs a week you're away from your kids anyway and not making in the stratosphere of 50 million bucks. Get the year out of the way, pocket $50mill and spend the rest of your life doing whatever you want, whenever you want with your kids.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:05 pm to
Yes.

Some friends and family I don't want to see.
Posted by Indfanfromcol
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
14935 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:10 pm to
Wife is on the rag and both my mother in law and step mother in law are starting menopause. Sounds like a 1 year paid vacation.
This post was edited on 10/25/17 at 7:14 pm
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
10521 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:10 pm to
quote:

I'd consider it even without this guarantee

I only read the thread title and posted "yes, no questions asked" and I stand by them. For $50 mill I would take my chances of death and rape.

A maximum security prison has a system set up. The prison itself has rules, and the prisoners have a set of rules. there isnt a whole lot of rape and killing going on in there. This isnt a parish jail where Big Bad Leeroy Brown will pummel me in the dirt just because he feels like it.

I could handle it for $50mil and I would be one of the smallest guys in there. Its a mind thing. I know Im rich when I get out so frick it.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
30081 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:21 pm to
Where do you envision the 1 year stint? Oakdale or in El Salvador?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141240 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:21 pm to
Easily
Posted by FightinTiga
Pumpkin Center
Member since Feb 2009
20745 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:30 pm to
frickin aye Johnson
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20261 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:36 pm to
frick yes
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
28325 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:36 pm to
Wait, so is it guaranteed we aren't anally raped?
Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
18310 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:37 pm to
Sign me up, what crime do I need to commit?
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
67146 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 7:52 pm to
quote:

you are guaranteed NOT to get killed and you can’t be raped.


Hell yes. You took away the only things that would give people pause. 50 million?
This post was edited on 10/25/17 at 7:53 pm
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