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re: Would you spend 1 year in a maximum security prison for $50 million

Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:40 pm to
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20411 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:40 pm to
Easy. First day find the biggest, scariest mo fo in the prison and hire him for a million a year as your body guard.

Problem solved, problem staying solved.
Posted by TheWiz
Third World, LA
Member since Aug 2007
11893 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:40 pm to
My shite doesn't get pushed in and I live.... Yes!
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

guaranteed NOT to get killed and you can’t be raped.
That makes it easy. I would probably risk it without these guarantees.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:41 pm to
I can tell some of you have never been locked up. Prison is fun as shite, they have the best weed, the best booze.
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
10266 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:41 pm to
Sign me up
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
10522 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

Frick no, I like my life the way it is. No reason to waste a year of it.




All the time in your life you wasted and got nothing from it. 50 million smackers is a dream come true.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66986 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:42 pm to
quote:

Prostitution isn't that big of a deal.

good. i need my all of my ramen.
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9128 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:42 pm to
quote:

you are guaranteed NOT to get killed and you can’t be raped


You made this way too easy.

Yes, of course I would.
Posted by The Great McGinty
Member since Jan 2017
1384 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:43 pm to
Id do a year for $250,000
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33964 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:43 pm to
Easily.
Posted by The Johnny Lawrence
Member since Sep 2016
2234 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:43 pm to
Yea. But I'm a lawyer and would leverage being able to file appeals for all my cell mates into safety.

And a year away from family is worth a trade if it results in a lifetime of seeing them all the time and never having to go to work.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37555 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

Frick no, I like my life the way it is


Me too, but I'd like it a little more with 50 mil in the bank.
This post was edited on 10/25/17 at 2:45 pm
Posted by redneck
Los Suenos, Costa Rica
Member since Dec 2003
54205 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:44 pm to
not getting killed or butt fricked for 50 mil? hell yes I would
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9504 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:44 pm to
Depends. Do I have to let bubba PIIMB?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

DirtyMikeandtheBoys


Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

Depends. Do I have to let bubba PIIMB?
He said no rape, so... Yes, you will have to let him.
Posted by Friscodog
Ruston, LA. (Formerly Frisco TX)
Member since Jul 2009
5211 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:45 pm to
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70474 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:46 pm to
Why would i take a paycut to live in prison?
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:47 pm to
I already have for a lot less $, so why not?
This post was edited on 10/25/17 at 2:48 pm
Posted by PolyPusher86
St. George
Member since Jun 2010
3357 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 2:48 pm to
Does my butthole look like an Arby’s #2 afterwards?
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